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February 23, 2006
Maybe the TSA isn't as dumb as we thought?
Let me get this straight... a man's shirt erupted into flames after he was shot with a Taser? Dennis Crouch had already slashed himself. And when he refused to drop his knife, Daytona Beach police Officer Betsy Cassidy decided she had no choice. Um... do cops shout "GUN! GUN!" before shooting someone with their sidearm? A Taser probe pierced the pocket of his khaki shirt -- and ignited the butane lighter inside. Cassidy's pocket exploded in flames. And now you know why they ban lighters on airplanes, folks. Well, those and really sharp knives. Because they're a somewhat deadly combination when you have to Taser them. Speaking by cell phone from his hospital bed Tuesday, Crouch said he had been drinking at the time and didn't remember everything that happened the night before. Oh, I forgot. They ban drunk people, too. Nothing's worse than Tasering Johnny Sixpack waving a knife around and turning him into Johnny Fireball. 8 Responses To "Maybe the TSA isn't as dumb as we thought?"
Wouldn't it be "Johnny Human Torch"? #2 - Posted by: Kent on February 23, 2006 12:44 PMRemember Judge Dredd? I think she had to say "Taser Taser" to get her multi-function, voice activated sidearm to select the right weapon. "Taser! Taser!" That's the REAL reason his shirt burst into flames! Freaking voice activated weapons should be banned I tell ya, BANNED! #3 - Posted by: Daniel on February 23, 2006 01:27 PMI just realized...that explains the Cheney incident! "Quail mode please." These weapons are a menace to society!!! In my day gun control ment using both hands, not your voice!!! #4 - Posted by: Daniel on February 23, 2006 01:29 PMIt's a good thing for him she didn't yell "TANK! TANK!". #5 - Posted by: AlanABQ on February 23, 2006 03:15 PMOf course, if it had been TeddyK, she could have easily subdued him by shouting "HAPPY HOUR!! HAPPY HOUR!!" #6 - Posted by: BigOrangeAxe on February 23, 2006 04:20 PMHmmmmm I will now attatch Bic lighters to my "Hippie" huntin' Taser. What with fuel prices for my flame thrower. #7 - Posted by: DohXs on February 23, 2006 07:32 PMG_d, I love women in uniform. Julie the Jarhead #8 - Posted by: Julie the Jarhead on February 24, 2006 11:43 AMPost a comment
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