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March 01, 2006
Secret Weapon for the War on Terror
(A Precision Guided Humor Assignment) According to this story, a slain soldier's widow successfully sued a guy who was giving money to Al Qaeda, which means that - thanks to one of the few lawyers not shot by Dick Cheney - the War on Terror is $102 million dollars closer to being over. It occurs to me there's another underutilized American resource that could be put to work fighting Islamofascism - Pakistani cab drivers! Picture this: TERRORIST: Take me to government building where I can murder innocent people! ULULULULULULU! PCD: I cannot please to be speaking your English! I get you hotel? Airport? Cocaine? Hookers? Durka! Durka! TERRORIST: Jihad! Jihad! PCD: Look Mohammed, I only talk that way to screw with the Yuppies. I don't actually speak your wacky Arab monkey-jabber durka-durka crap! Either take the broads & coke or get the hell out of my cab! TERRORIST: Fine! I'll get someone else to take me! [gets out, slams door] PCD: The only place you're going is between the treads of my Goodyear All-Season radials, you terrorist bastard! [sound of squealing tires] TERRORIST: AIEEEEEE! *squish!* PCD: USA! USA! USA! God bless our patriotic geographically-imported transportation engineers. 11 Responses To "Secret Weapon for the War on Terror"
First? I'm a cab driver. The Paki's will run down the terrorists, but that's just 'cause they're in the way. #1 - Posted by: Carl on March 1, 2006 09:15 PMThat was the good laugh I needed today! I love this place.
Did Algo just call us a pack of cigarettes? As a cigar smoker, I find this offensive. #4 - Posted by: Harvey on March 2, 2006 08:13 AMWhahaha, I'd love to have something like that on tape! #5 - Posted by: Cold Edge on March 2, 2006 08:35 AMI offer to you all to raise your case in the most Anti American forum that I ever saw in the net: Pravda English Main Forum. Lot of Bolsheviks, Muslim (even from the US)and other nuts get ther daily to tell lies on the US and other free democratic allies. It's a place to meet and know your enemies too. So you won't be surprised time and again. See here in the one of the most Anti American forum on the net: http://engforum.pravda.ru/showthread.php3?threadid=161065 http://engforum.pravda.ru/showthread.php3?threadid=161036 http://engforum.pravda.ru/showthread.php3?threadid=160875 http://engforum.pravda.ru/showthread.php3?threadid=160936 God Bless America !!! See you Allgro LOL! What? Lawers being usefull for a change? Uh-oh. Another sign that the end is near! #8 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on March 2, 2006 12:12 PMYou know what Shakespear said " first kill all the lawyers." I'm sure he didn't know what a terrorist is, otherwise he would have said "first killl all the terrorists, then kill all the lawyers." #9 - Posted by: seanmhair on March 2, 2006 12:39 PMwell spank my ass and call me charlie, that was funny! lulululululululu #10 - Posted by: todd on March 2, 2006 01:47 PMThe the big tires on my 4 X 4 Durango work? Please say yes.... #11 - Posted by: Debbie on March 2, 2006 08:12 PMPost a comment
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