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March 02, 2006
American Idol 5 top 20 elimination night
I wanna hear about your drunken suntan.
image by the evil and fake sarahk Yay! More people are going home tonight! And Carrie Underwood will be performing; I love her whole CD, so I'm looking forward to this. And the 20 are singing "Love the One You're With." Oh, but I do! He's the sweetest, and the cutest, and I love him the best! Ok, so what is Paris wearing, and same for Mandisa? I totally dig Melissa's camo pants, though. Hmm, the ones whose song choice was sooo awful this week: sang Stevie Wonder. Yay, it's Carrie Underwood! She really seems like a good, nice person. And I love the "Jesus Take the Wheel" song, and I love that she can sing it on this show. Carrie looks absolutely fabulous. She is so beautiful. I love the dress (though I'd love it more with sleeves), I love her hair, I love everything about her voice. I honestly believe she's going to be at the top of country for a very long while. Oh, and there's the little clone up in the rafters singing along, every word. Except she's so fake that you know she's like the 4th clone of the 4th clone and can't hit any of those notes that Carrie sings. Girls first: Kinnik is in the bottom 3, as I expected. And she really sounded good tonight on that group song. Darnit, Kellie is safe. I may start calling her Jasmine. Or Jaskellie. Or Kellmine. Anyway, so Brenna is also in the bottom 3, as expected. Heather is also in the bottom 3. Ok, so I think Heather and Brenna should go, but I think it will be Heather and Kinnik. Wow, I'm wrong! Oh, I'm so glad about Brenna, and I don't feel sorry for her, because she's not even nice. But I do feel sorry for Heather and Kinnik, who have to wait until after her song and the break to find out which one of them is going home. I think Heather, and if Heather is gone, then America actually voted my way. And now, after the break, Heather is also gone. She's a nice girl, just not as good vocally as the others. Is it just me, or did the whole salad/pizza thing make no sense? In joke? Inuendo that I don't get? Ok, singing herself out, Heather is much better than Tuesday night. If she'd sung like that Tuesday night, I probably would have voted for her. She surprised me tonight. Well, best wishes to her. Ugh, Ace is not in the bottom 3, and no one read my blog and corrected the song title. Song is STILL called "If You're Not the One". Says so on my Daniel Bedingfield CD. Sway is in the bottom 3. Taylor's safe, and LOL. "Do you think you're in the bottom 3?" "No no no no no." David's in the bottom 3. I really hope he stays. Chris is safe, and Taylor rubbed his bald head, haha. Gedeon's safe. Kevin's in the bottom 3. Sway and Kevin should go. NOOOO. David's the first to go. That makes me a bit sad. Poor kid, he won't get to eat as much. Man, I feel bad, too, because I tried to vote for him and the line was busy and I was sleepy so I didn't try again. But the line was busy for Taylor, Chris, and Elliott, too. I'm such a bad voter. I've not been a fan of Sway, but he's such a nice guy. Good grief, it's only an hour show, Paula, can't you lay off the booze for 60 teeny minutes? So it's Sway that goes, and I'm a little sad, because he's really nice. Definitely not one of my favorite performers, but as of last night one of the more likeable people on the show. And then there's Kevin standing behind him, trying to dance in rhythm. Trying and failing. So that's what, 50% on my predictions tonight. I predicted Kinnik, Heather, Sway, Kevin. So now i'm at 62.5% for the season. Before seeing next week's performances, talent-wise, Ace and Kevin should go home, as should Kellie and probably Kinnik, unless she steps up and sings like she can. However, I think it will be Will & Kevin (though Gedeon is probably on the bubble too), Kinnik & Melissa. 13 Responses To "American Idol 5 top 20 elimination night"
Did Taylor not have a part in the group song? Was his mic off? I saw him go 'Woo!' and did not hear it. #2 - Posted by: spacemonkey on March 3, 2006 12:27 AMI'm confused by your support for David. He cannot sing. The stylistic aspect of the crooner covers for the fact that he has HORRIBLE pitch problems. He scoops everything which sounds alright in this style but really he is is just trying to find the note. And he looks soooo nervous it makes me nervous. Not good. Kevin has the same nervous problem and despite the drunkard Paula's enthusiastic support for him, he is not a good enough singer to go further. #3 - Posted by: Scotty on March 3, 2006 10:05 AMWhat was the salad and pizza thing about? I think Simon may have proposed a lewd act right before the camera cut to Ms. Smirnoff. That was really a bizarre display with two people standing in front of 30 million people waiting to have their dreams smashed. #4 - Posted by: hwy93 on March 3, 2006 10:45 AMhwy93 i have a really small penis, and my wife, she looks homosexual. #6 - Posted by: Andy on March 3, 2006 12:52 PMAndy, What do you mean: "Looks" homosexual? #7 - Posted by: RightWingDuck on March 3, 2006 01:10 PMShouldn't Paula be sucking something other than a plastic straw...if you know what I'm sayin...I'm not sayin...I'm just sayin... #8 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on March 3, 2006 01:20 PM"Her husband looks Homosexual" Funniest thing I've read today!!! #9 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on March 3, 2006 01:21 PMDoes Paula blow all the contestants on the show or only the really Gay looking ones with bad hair? #10 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on March 3, 2006 04:06 PMScotty, in previous posts, i have talked about how horrible David is at pop. i have a soft spot for crooners. in the audition, i liked him. when they showed him in Hollywood week, i couldn't believe they put him through because he was so awful singing pop. then the next week, he crooned again and i was glad he stayed. as long as he crooned he was good. you're right, if he did pop, i wouldn't have voted for him. spacemonkey, last week, the guys sang and the girls wooed in the background. this week, unfortunately, it was the other way around. Andy, congratulations on your small penis and homosexual wife. #11 - Posted by: sarahk on March 3, 2006 06:12 PMAndy's post seems to have "morphed"... Now that's funny! #12 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on March 4, 2006 05:50 AMDoes anyone know what the name of the song that they have been playing during the elimination is??? Or who the artist is?? I love that song but don't know the name... Post a comment
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