Paradise Not
Well, the Academy dodged a bullet today by passing on Paradise Now for best Foreign Film.
No. Really. They dodged a literal bullet. A Mossad hit squad was waiting outside the Kodak Theater. All it would take was a signal from Ytzhak Perlman holding a long Middle C on his violin, and every single person in there would have been target practice.
That green suit that Ben Stiller wore? It was a full-body bulletproof suit to keep him from getting killed by stray fire.
I mean, if Ben's dead, how can they make Zoolander 2, right?
Stumble It!
