FIRST!!!!

*pauses* I'm missing the sense of accomplishment that's supposed to follow.

Those poor residents of Canadia...

First.

If the Dems go north, won't they end up in Canadia? I thought the Canadians were finally moving in the right direction... to the right! Why saddle these late bloomers with our liberal trash? Send it to Me-Hee-Co where it belongs.

Dammit! Second... I mean, third!

Hah, loser. ;)

Why not East?

Since the magnetic poles are shifting (due to global warming no doubt) if the Dems go north they will wind up in Greenland. Its a win-win. They can frolic with the native birds, raise tobacco for cigars, and tax each other into the ground. The folks who are left (right?) can get back to business.

To quote on old Chicago saying, "east until their hats float."

Attention FRNAK!
We are getting closer to Nuke the Moon.

Spacecraft to Slam into the Moon

http://www.space.com/missionlaunches/060307_smart1_moon.html

I hope they stay directless... we have enough democrats on our hands as it is

We could be usher them all off the west coast & let them use Mikey Moore, Janine Garofalo, Caroline Rhea and Rosie O as flotation devices. I realize they're fat, but they're also full of hot air. And they could use Cindy as a sail, since she goes whichever way the wind blows, anyway.

I really need to stop reading IMAO during Legal Ethics class ... the professor is probably wondering why I laugh so often!

BBQ,

Damned good post. Your stuff does tend to rock in the smartass department. Though you took the troll personally, your exchanges with him were entertaining as well.

BBQ?

Mmm... BBQ... *drooldrooldrool*

Maybe DesertElephant was talking to an invisible poster named BBQ. Or a sandwich.

And don't forget your scarf!!

Sorry guess the moon thing was posted already.

Tell them, "TAKE OFF, YOU HOSERS!!"

Nuke the Loons!

Tell them to at least take a boat north. I don't want them sliming their way across beautiful northern Idaho. It would be a shame.

If Vince Evans scored a whopping 6 on the wonderlic, what would a democRAT score? Can someone score a negative...one wonders...

but what happens if the north going 'crats get stopped in their north going tracks?

Goe, rhyming ability about used up on that.

Apologies. My mind Saw BBQ as I was hungry when I posted that. ABQ is what I meant. Though BBQ is much tastier, ABQ is more apt in the humor department. I've yet to see a Brisket Sandwich bag on The Left with the same aplomb.

Why won't someone in Arkansas come forth with all the evil that the Clintons were a part of? For those of you too young to know, two young boys found a large quantity of marijuana that was dropped from an airplane. It turned out to involve associates of the Clintons. The boys were found dead shortly thereafter tied down to a railroad track. Their deaths were not ruled a homicide in an obvious coverup by the local law enforcement folks. The whole thing was washed over including the Clinton's connection. Hell, it may have actually been their marijuana. Bill smoked the stuff! Many other stories about them have been squashed over the years. So many I can't recall all of them. One last thought tonight, how about all the women that Bill used and abused and got away with everything because he had power and they didn't?

//Why won't someone in Arkansas come forth with all the evil that the Clintons were a part of?//

And this has to do with traveling North with BBQ...how???