Democrats.com (not affiliated with the DNC) sent me an e-mail about impeaching President Bush. I though I'd share part of the e-mail with you since studying crazy people helps us better understand ourselves, and, more importantly, it's funny:

Impeachment: Which Democrats Are Blocking Us?

I'm going to guess the sane ones.

Thanks to your grassroots lobbying efforts - and the leadership of Rep. John Conyers - there are now 29 co-sponsors for Conyers' Select Committee on Impeachment, H. Res. 635. http://afterdowningstreet.org/635

"The leadership of Rep. John Conyers" - it takes skill to say that with a straight-face. 29 co-sponsors? Bush is going down!

That's a good start - but ALL 202 Democrats should be co-sponsors. After all, Bush deserves impeachment far more than any president in American history, and a solid majority of Americans want Congress to impeach him NOW. http://democrats.com/bush-impeachment-polls

So... much... idiocy... in... so... little... space...

Maybe if you put LSD in the water, all 202 Democrats could go nuts and sponsor this, but you do understand that still ain't enough for impeachment, Mr. Minority Party?

And you really can't think of any President who deserves impeachment more? Not even Grover Cleveland who murdered all those people with a hatchet?

And you really think the American people want Bush impeached? Have you ever talked to Americans before? Or do you just believe your polls? Who conducted them? Bigfoot?

What's holding back the Democrats? According to reporter Dave Lindorff, "members of Congress - even firebrands like Maxine Waters (D-CA) and Cynthia McKinney (D-GA) - have been strong-armed behind the scenes by the Democratic National Committee not to introduce an impeachment bill in the House." The DNC chairman is Howard Dean. Ask him why he is blocking impeachment here: http://democrats.org/page/s/contact

So, my guess was wrong; even the Emerald Nuts in the House are against this. If you can't get Maxine Waters, Cynthia McKinney, and Howard Dean onboard, then that's an indication that what you are proposing is sticking your face in a blender crazy.

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi also opposes impeachment, urging Democratic activists to focus instead on winning the House in November. We reject that because every single DAY that Bush remains in office is another day in which American soldiers are killed or maimed in Iraq, Iraqi civilians are killed or maimed or poisoned, prisoners in America's Gulag are tortured, America's ports are left vulnerable, our phones and computers are wiretapped, and our planet races towards climate catastrophe. Also, since a solid majority (52%-53%) of Americans support Bush's impeachment, it's both good policy and good politics. Ask Nancy Pelosi and the House Democratic leadership why they are blocking impeachment here: http://democrats.house.gov/contact/index.cfm

Nancy Pelosi was so shocked by the idea of impeachment, it looked like her skull was about to burst from her face.

Oh, wait, she always looks like that.

But you guys are right; this impeachment thing will go over great. The American people will love it; it will be a non-stop party. And Bush will totally get thrown out of office by the Republican Congress.

Anyhoo, here's a really powerful telescope; tell if you can see reality from where you guys are.

Another terrific way to promote impeachment is by getting cities, counties, towns, villages, and Democratic committees to adopt impeachment resolutions. Last week, citizens of five Vermont towns overwhelmingly passed resolutions urging their Congressman, Bernie Sanders, to introduce Articles of Impeachment. His first reply was to call impeachment "impractical," but he then responded to his constituents by co-sponsoring H. Res. 635. The growing list of local resolutions favoring the impeachment of Bush and Cheney is here: http://impeachpac.org/resolutions

As go five Vermont towns, so goes the nation. While they're at it, why don't they pass a resolution saying Iran must now become a secular democracy and abandon their nuclear ambitions... oh and one that demands that gumdrops rain periodically from the sky!

Activists who are particularly savvy have embraced the "Rutland Resolution" to urge their state legislatures to submit impeachable charges directly to the U.S. House of Representatives under Section 603 of the Manual of the Rules of the U.S. House of Representatives. This strategy is best suited to states that have strong Democratic majorities in both houses of the legislature: CA, MA, HI, RI, and VT. Learn more here: http://www.impeachbush.tv/impeach/statehow.html

Okay, now I don't even know what you’re talking about, and, rule of thumb, if you can't explain it to a five-year-old, you can't explain it to a leftist nut.

If you would like to help organize impeachment efforts in your state, county or town, join the Impeachment Working Group of Progressive Democrats of America: http://pdamerica.org/impeach-wg.php

Will we have meetings with punch and pie?

And be sure to urge your Representative to co-sponsor H.Res. 635: http://capwiz.com/pdamerica/issues/alert/?alertid=8329176

"Congressman Dave Weldon, I know you're a conservative Republican, but have you considered sponsoring the impeachment of President Bush? If you ask me, what the country really needs right now is wackiness."

Let's make impeachment our highest priority this spring - victory is possible!!

Yeah, I understand how you guys are already giving up on getting Democrats elected this year, but there has to be something more productive you can put your energy into. I've heard good things about Sudoku!

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