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March 14, 2006
Democrat Mottos
Democrats.com sent Frank J. an e-mail wherein they unveiled their new motto: "victory is possible!!" Now THERE'S a rallying cry [insert dramatic eye-roll]. I wonder what mottos they rejected? "we might not come in last!!" "it's only MOSTLY completely hopeless!!" "don't quit your day job!!" "why can't you be more like your brother Murray?!!" "I've got a good feeling about this SuperLotto ticket!!" "I wish I could quit you!!" "my MOM says I'm cool!!" Any other suggestions? 28 Responses To "Democrat Mottos"
"Yeah, well, we'll always have Bill Clinton..." or "Nothing's sure but Death and Taxes...and we support those" #1 - Posted by: shimauma on March 14, 2006 12:49 PM"The Democratic Party. Because dead voters have been marginalized long enough." #2 - Posted by: BigOrangeAxe on March 14, 2006 01:15 PMHow about "Vote for us... but only after obtaining U.N. approval!" On a side note, is anyone here having trouble getting onto Free Republic today? I don't know if it's down, or if it's blocked on my school's network. #4 - Posted by: Ursine East Facing North on March 14, 2006 01:38 PM"They love us in San Francisco!" #5 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on March 14, 2006 01:51 PM"Vote for us before you vote against us." "Just a few votes shy of a filibuster!" #6 - Posted by: Andrew on March 14, 2006 02:10 PMAnn Coulter's fave: "Ask me about my plans to raise your taxes!" Mine: "Whining losers deserve a voice, too!" #7 - Posted by: docjim505 on March 14, 2006 02:30 PM"Vote for us-or we'll sue you for discrimination!" "Save the whales!" #8 - Posted by: tongueincheek on March 14, 2006 02:38 PM'Victory is Possible!' was trimmed from Its corollary: "Defeat is probable." Or, in Kos-land: "Defeat is victory." Or, to better reflect the Dems' position: "Death to America." #10 - Posted by: Master Shake on March 14, 2006 03:05 PMHow about "Big Government Is." I think they already won. #11 - Posted by: c on March 14, 2006 03:38 PMMother Sheenhan says its our turn 10,000 barking moonbats can't ALL be wrong. Stuck on stupid since November 2000 #12 - Posted by: Brian The Adequate on March 14, 2006 03:41 PM"The only barreled thing we're not afraid of: The Pork Kind" "More Waffles than Belgium!" "The Clinton years: Weapons of Mass Obstruction" "We may not argue well, but man, can we cry!" "Such a pain in the *ahem,* we should be called 'demorrhoids'!" #13 - Posted by: Jeremy H. on March 14, 2006 04:22 PMI'd be so afraid of maybe losing our majority in 2006. What with the ports thing, and the news spinning the HELL out of Abramahoff(SP?) and Bush losing his spine and testicles. But, with the fringe element telling the Democrats to be EVEN more vitriolic, extreme, and lets face it, totally gay... I'm sleeping like a baby! Thanks Howard Dean, the DNC, Kos, DU and now: Democrats.com! #14 - Posted by: DesertElephant on March 14, 2006 04:42 PM"'They love us in San Francisco!'"... frequently and sometimes without Vaseline. WOW... that sounded almost like a White Knight post. #15 - Posted by: DesertElephant on March 14, 2006 04:46 PM"Let the inmates run the asylum!" "Because George Cloony Says So" "We have all the Oscars, give us something else!" "Because no one else can ruin America so compleatly" "Carter, Clinton...and next the Antichist!" and last but not least, "Aren't you sick of us whining about not having a president?!?" #16 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on March 14, 2006 05:07 PMBecause the Left is right! A clear strategy...Coming soon. Vote Democrat or we'll cry for the next four years. Got Taxes? The sky is falling. #17 - Posted by: Leo on March 14, 2006 07:57 PM"you might want to get a day job" Bush is Bad! Vote for Us! #19 - Posted by: madhun on March 14, 2006 09:09 PM"Vote Democrat. It could suck worse" #20 - Posted by: txwalker on March 14, 2006 09:23 PM"Not voting for us is a hate crime!" "Conservatives are demophobes!" #21 - Posted by: jonag on March 15, 2006 01:18 AM"Vote for the party that's obsessed with terrorists' rights, vote Democrat!" Have an Evil day. #22 - Posted by: DrEvil on March 15, 2006 07:54 AMI think we have a winner. . . Check out the poster in the Vote Democrat, it's easier than thinking! #25 - Posted by: Sean on March 15, 2006 01:02 PMVampirism: The next major Democratic blood sucking initiative. OOPS too late, that got under way with Social Security. #26 - Posted by: TheHhat on March 15, 2006 01:19 PMLiberal Democrats: Proud to be an Ass! #27 - Posted by: FormerHostage on March 15, 2006 04:46 PM"The Ashes Rising from the Phoenix: Hillary-'08!" #28 - Posted by: AlanABQ on March 17, 2006 01:27 PMPost a comment
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