About IMAO



Giving money to Frank J. makes you happy!


Buy funniest book ever!





IMAO Podcasts
IMAO Merchandise and Newsletter

Cool shirts, mugs, stickers, and what-not!

About IMAO
Then conquer we must, for our cause is just, 
And this be our motto--'In God is our trust.' 
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave 
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.


If you want to send something by snail mail, e-mail with subject "P.O. Box" to get mail information for Frank J. and SarahK.

About Frank J.

Bloggers:
Frank J.
Harvey
RightWingDuck
Cadet Happy
spacemonkey
Laurence Simon
SarahK

Popular Categories
Fred Thompson Facts
John Edwards Fabulous Facts
lolterizt
IMAO Condensed
Know Thy Enemy
Editorials
Frank the Artist
In My World
Other Content
Ode to Violence
Brief Histories
IMAO Audio Bits


Read the Essay
Own the Shirt
Peace Gallery
Search IMAO
Google
Web www.imao.us
Testimonials
"All quotes attributed to me on IMAO are made up... including this one."
-Glenn Reynolds

"Unfunny treasonous ronin!"
-Lou Tulio*

"You, sir, are a natural born killer."
-E. Harrington

"You'll never get my job! Never!!!"
-Jonah Goldberg

"In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. And He did despair, for in His omniscience, He did know that His creations had but three-fifths of the splendor of that which would be IMAO."
-No One of Consequence

"A blogger with a sense of humor."
-Some Woman on MSNBC
Blogroll
Ace of Spades HQ
The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler
Blackfive
Captain's Quarters
Classical Values
Conservative Grapevine
The Corner
The Daily Gut (with Jim Treacher!)
Dave in Texas
Eject! Eject! Eject!
Electric Venom
Hot Air
Puppy Blender
La Shawn Barber's Corner
Michelle Malkin
Pereiraville
Protein Wisdom
Rachel Lucas
Right Wing News
Scrappleface
Serenity's Journal
Townhall Blog

IMAO Blogroll
Bad Example
Cadet Happy
The Flying Space Monkey Chronicles
mountaineer musings
Right Wing Duck
SarahK & Cadet Happy snark TV
This Blog Is Full of Crap

Fred Thompson Links
Fred File
Blogs for Fred
Fred Thompson Facts
Awards



 

March 14, 2006
Quick question
Posted by Laurence Simon at 12:17 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (16)

Would it be considered inappropriate to ask for a moment of silence for Miss Deaf Texas?

Rating: 1.3/5 (2 votes cast)

Email This | Add to del.icio.us | Digg this | StumbleUpon Toolbar Stumble It!
16 Responses To "Quick question"

Not at all, it is a shame to see a promising person's life cut so short.

First BTW.

#1 - Posted by: Stalwart on March 14, 2006 12:45 PM

while the sentiment is certainly valid, i think stalwart missed the "irony point" of the post.

the above 5 paragraph returns equals a moment of silence.
really.

eh?

#2 - Posted by: aA on March 14, 2006 12:59 PM

better than a moment of silence for Mos Def in Texas...on the odd occasion that he might visit.

#3 - Posted by: shimauma on March 14, 2006 12:59 PM

Do they fail to teach deaf students about not walking on train tracks?

Maybe we should have a moment of loudness?

#4 - Posted by: jonag on March 14, 2006 01:14 PM

Yes, highly inappropriate, although I can't help laughing.

#5 - Posted by: Andrew on March 14, 2006 02:01 PM

Also, this is not "ironic" by definition.

#6 - Posted by: Andrew on March 14, 2006 02:05 PM

Lair is going to Hell for this!

...

But since that's a construct that we Christians believe in, I think he skates on the technicality of baing a Joooo.

J/k! That was funny as can be and I'm going to hell fo laughing at it. I'll finally meet Laurence. Heh.

#7 - Posted by: DesertElephant on March 14, 2006 04:53 PM

At least we know she wasn't faking.

#8 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on March 14, 2006 04:59 PM

She can't hear you anyway.

#9 - Posted by: the man on March 14, 2006 05:27 PM

Frank I have noticed a distinct pattern developing here, and I for one will attempt to call you down on it......ready?......Texas senators, Texas deaf Gal.....you're picking on the Lone Star State here....what ever happened to newyork,mass.,conn and the like? JK

WK

#10 - Posted by: White Knight on March 14, 2006 06:14 PM

I don't hear that train a comin' ...comin' 'round the bend And I aint seen sunshine since SPLATTTTTT!!!!

#11 - Posted by: DohXs on March 14, 2006 07:49 PM

I heard the tale end of this report on the local Austin news radio station on my way home today. I missed the part where she was deaf. Then I saw this post and burst out in an uncontrollable chuckle, and caught myself. I'm a bad, bad person. It just seemed so funny. But its tragic.

Did anyone else see the article about the fight over Tater Tots that turned to gunplay? I laughed at that too. I couldn't help but think of Napoleon Dynamite: "Dude, give me some of your tots!"

I'm a bad, bad person.

#12 - Posted by: Undercover Hippie on March 14, 2006 10:36 PM

In a related (stretch) story, it seems Helen Keller must have helped choose Washington State's new tourism slogan, "sayWA".

#13 - Posted by: Pickaxe Pete on March 15, 2006 01:35 AM

walking NEAR railroad tracks? That was some dandy cowcatcher on that engine!
I've always had this vague sense that gals who enter beauty contents aren't the most cluefull group around ... I guess that includes deaf gals as well ...

#14 - Posted by: pete in Midland on March 15, 2006 02:05 PM

I'm sorry, but could you guys speak up?

#15 - Posted by: AlanABQ on March 18, 2006 04:49 AM

Huh?

#16 - Posted by: Ricky on March 21, 2006 10:27 PM
Post a comment




Remember me?

(You may use HTML tags for style)

 

Buy IMAO T-Shirts


IMAO T-Shirts

The IMAO T-Shirt Babe
(winning picture) YOU BUY NEW SHIRTS NOW!!!
Yay! Books!





Capitalism
Archives
By Category
24
American Idol
Aqua-Adventures
Barackalypse Now
Best of IMAO 2002
Best of IMAO 2006
Bite-Sized Wisdom
Editorials
Election 2008
Filthy Lies
Frank Answers
Frank Discussions
Frank on Guns
Frank Reads the Bible
Frank the Artist
Fred Thompson Facts
Friday Cat-Blogging
Fun Trivia
Hellbender
Hellbender Take Two
Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths
Humor
I Hate Frank
If I Were President
ignis fatuous
IMAO Condensed
IMAO Exclusives
IMAO for the Non-Deaf
IMAO Reviews
IMAO Think Tank
In My World
In My World - Fan Fiction
John Edwards Fabulous Facts
Know Thy Enemy
lolterizt
Michael Moore
Mitt Romney Ads
News Round-Up
Newsish Fakery
No, McCain't
Our Military
Permalink Contest
Precision Guided Humor Assignments
Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul
Ronin Profiles
Ronin Thought of the Day
SarahK's TV stuff
Scary Evil Monkey
Simpsons Trivia
Songs & Poems
State of the Frank Report
Superego
Totally True Tidbits
WEsistance Is Facile
Why Me Laugh?
Yvonne's Ashes
By Month
December 2008
September 2008
August 2008
July 2008
June 2008
May 2008
April 2008
March 2008
February 2008
January 2008
December 2007
November 2007
October 2007
September 2007
August 2007
July 2007
June 2007
May 2007
April 2007
March 2007
February 2007
January 2007
December 2006
November 2006
October 2006
September 2006
August 2006
July 2006
June 2006
May 2006
April 2006
March 2006
February 2006
January 2006
December 2005
November 2005
October 2005
September 2005
August 2005
July 2005
June 2005
May 2005
April 2005
March 2005
February 2005
January 2005
December 2004
November 2004
October 2004
September 2004
August 2004
July 2004
June 2004
May 2004
April 2004
March 2004
February 2004
January 2004
December 2003
November 2003
October 2003
September 2003
August 2003
July 2003
June 2003
May 2003
April 2003
March 2003
February 2003
January 2003
December 2002
November 2002
October 2002
September 2002
August 2002
July 2002
March 1933