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March 15, 2006
I Can't Help It - AI Top 12 results show
Wow, so down between Ace (who sucked last night) and Kevin (who sucks always), Ace is in the bottom 3, and Kevin is safe. So there IS hope for Kellie to go home. Of course, Ace and Kevin should both be in the bottom 3. Let me just note: All you people saying that I don't like Kellie because Frank might think she's hot -- first of all, he (obviously) likes more cushion on his women. Second of all, he is laughing his pinkytoe off right along with me and makes fun of her almost as much as I, and he also grimaced just now when they said that fake idiot was safe. So between Elliott and Melissa, not a big shock that Melissa's in the bottom three. More surprising to a lot of people but really not that surprising to me is that between Lisa and Bucky, Lisa's in the bottom 3. I expected Kellie (after that wretched excuse for singing she put on last night), Bucky, and Melissa to be in the bottom 3. This is a pretty good bottom 3, though. And Melissa is going home. Not a big shock. I guess I didn't pray hard enough. Everyone pray for Kellie! 8 Responses To "I Can't Help It - AI Top 12 results show"
We think Kevin's dad is a computer genius or somethng and is manufacturing votes for him. Somebody look into that. He souldn't have even gone to hollywood IMHO. #1 - Posted by: craigo on March 15, 2006 11:51 PMI hate Ace. I hate everything about him. I hate his voice and that prissy falsetto. I hate the way he looks. I hate the way the teeny-boppers scream at him. I wanted him to go last night. Kellie sucks. Elliot has the best voice of the men. He has more control, more technique, and muscality than anyone. Chris is very good, but he's not Elliot. Same for Taylor, who's every bit as good as Chris. Katharine McPhee has the best voice of the women, with Mahndisa close behind. Little whatshisname is funny, at least. I'd rather see Ace gone. Sara, you REALLY need to find another hobby other than Hatin' On Kellie....and of COURSE Frank makes fun of her when you're sitting right next to him, but I'd be willing to bet he has a Kellie Pickler poster (which is amazingly hard to say fast...try it...see it's hard) hanging up above his desk at work, or a picture of her taped to the backside of the sun visor in his car....or some other place you're not likely to see it. I'm just sayin'
Ace is creepy. His real name is Brett. If Kellie didn't go home after Stevie Wonder night, she's here to stay for a while because she'll get to sing something more her style and be good again. #4 - Posted by: Andrew on March 16, 2006 09:55 AMThis explains the popularity of Chicken Little. Pretty funny. I hope he makes it far because their secondary target is KP and she's a babe. #5 - Posted by: Andrew on March 16, 2006 09:57 AMMaybe Kevin dad works for Diebold. #6 - Posted by: dply on March 16, 2006 12:02 PMI don't want Kellie to go just yet, I've never seen a talking turnip before let alone one that thinks it can sing. The Christian in me would actually like her to win since she's had such hard luck in life up till now, but knowing that from this point on she will get a recording contract anyway I guess Taylor or the rock dude should get the nod. See I think the show is rigged and its the white guys turn, it was last year too but they did'nt want to seem so obvious. #7 - Posted by: Mike Schwartz on March 16, 2006 02:09 PMOkay, here is my theory: girls hate Kellie because she is beautiful, and guys hate Ace because he is hot. Let's face it, no matter how annoyed anyone may be by these two, a part of you is jealous because you know the majority of people love them. Ace is more talented than Kellie though. #8 - Posted by: Jen on March 16, 2006 08:27 PMPost a comment
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