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March 23, 2006
I'm Beneficially Incompetent
Senator Harry Reid called Bush "dangerously incompetent" as opposed to Reid's own much more innocuous "bumbling incompetence." This may just be election year rhetoric, but there have been some evidence that Bush is indeed incompetent... incompetent to levels of dangerousness! EVIDENCE OF BUSH'S DANGEROUS INCOMPETENCE * Instead of a laser pointer for presentations, he uses the laser sight on a cocked .45. * Lost the nuclear launch codes when Barney snatched them and ran off. * Stores Drano in juice boxes in clear reach of children. * Keeps losing the pins to his Presidential grenades. * Usually spends his entire paycheck on lottery tickets. * Every time he gets a hankering for a hunk of cheese, he ends up with a mousetrap on his hand... or his face. * Never replace the roll of toilet paper. * Almost had Greece obliterated because he thought he saw it move on a map. * Suggested we could help calm Iraq by tainting the drinking water with LSD. * When meeting new foreign dignitaries, he hugs just a little too hard. * Tried to sell the Judicial Branch to Dubai. * Has yet to eliminate his feeble opponents such as Harry Reid. So, yeah, maybe Bush is a bit dangerously incompetent, but he's still better than all the alternatives I've seen. Plus, he’s just so much fun! 15 Responses To "I'm Beneficially Incompetent"
But Reid provides too much comic relief in these trying times. Uhh...First!!!....? I hope #1 - Posted by: paintmagnet on March 23, 2006 12:03 PMAlso...I heard that Bush did nothing when Glenn Reynolds tried to take Barney and blend him into an energy drink #2 - Posted by: ChaldoZach on March 23, 2006 12:57 PMI think Bush needs to go hunting with Reid, and accidentally shoot him in the face. Now that would be dangerous incompetence. #3 - Posted by: tongueincheek on March 23, 2006 01:59 PMWhere's Aquaman? I miss Aquaman. #4 - Posted by: AJ on March 23, 2006 02:12 PMSince Reid thinks we have been in Iraq longer than we were in World War II, should he also be considered "chronologically incompetent"? #5 - Posted by: Master Shake on March 23, 2006 02:46 PMI am seriously concidering working (undercover) for the Reid for president campaign. With a canidate like him, the Republicians could field Barney for president. Re: that LSD idea... that's seriously not a bad idea. why haven't we tried that? And re: Working undercover (to sabotage) a Dem election campaign would be awesome. But I seriously would have a hard time 1) lying to them, 2) tolerating their moonbattery, 3) worrying about getting caught, or 4) I would never forgive myself if they actually won and I felt I had contributed to it in some way. Are those Presidential grenades like the Holy Hand Grenades, or did the similarities stop when the Holy Roman Empire was abolished? #8 - Posted by: Cotillion on March 23, 2006 04:15 PM* Lost the nuclear launch codes when Barney snatched them and ran off That's new-kew-lerr. Just helpin out. #9 - Posted by: BigOrangeAxe on March 23, 2006 04:48 PMHe's always leaving the seat up & it's making Condi angry. You won't like her when she's angry. #10 - Posted by: AlanABQ on March 23, 2006 06:03 PMHe also spends too much time during cabinet meetings working on his Richard Nixon impressions, and often spits water between his teeth at whoever mentions the word "censure." #11 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on March 23, 2006 06:32 PMWould that be a "Wholly Presidential Grenade?" #12 - Posted by: c on March 24, 2006 01:00 AMIf he won the lottery do you think he'd quit his job and move to some tropical island? Or just buy more hand grenades. Hand grenades are like flashlights or knives - you can never have too many of them. #13 - Posted by: McWert Deglieb on March 24, 2006 08:17 AMPaleoMedic must be from Texas, too! "Spits water thru his teeth..." that's too great! why kant the kos kids be funny? #14 - Posted by: aA on March 24, 2006 11:31 AMoh, and of course the biggest hat tip to Frank J...without whose comic genius we'd be left thinking of office pranks to play on co-workers. #15 - Posted by: aA on March 24, 2006 11:32 AMPost a comment
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