Why Glenn Reynolds Loves His Grandma
(A Filthy Lie)
While surfing Instapundit, I was stopped dead in my tracks by this line:
"I've been hanging out with my grandmother, and enjoying it."
Odd. Outside of eating her chocolate chip cookies, I never enjoyed MY grandmother's company. Although her habit of balancing her dentures on her nose, tossing them up in the air, and catching them in her mouth may have had something to do with it.
Anyway, turns out that there are two reasons Glenn enjoys visiting Granny so much.
First, she always takes him out hobo-hunting:
"Look! It's Nick Nolte! Let's get 'im!"
Second, Elly May is totally freakin' HOT!
Now before you go "EWWWW! She's his cousin! That's just WRONG!", just be relieved that it's not his sister.
Not that THAT matters in Tennessee.
Stumble It!
