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March 28, 2006
You Trailer Trash Hitler Hicks!
Posted by Frank J. at 06:29 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (21)

Found this comment to my short post on illegal immigrants from "wiseguy":

all you posters are just some low life trailer trash hicks and are a poor excuse for human beings. reminds me of germans that rallied for hitler. maybe trying to combine your carrot brains and buying a history book might actually open your diluted eyes.

Apparently, if you read the history books, the Nazi's taking over Germany came about from anger over their trailer park getting hit with a tornado and the government's inability to do anything about it. Naturally, the Jews were blamed.

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21 Responses To "You Trailer Trash Hitler Hicks!"

Germans rallied for Hitler because there were millions of illegal immigrants demonstrating because they were upset that by breaking the law they were considered "illegal"?

Wow, you learn something new every day around here.

Given that the troll doubtlessly considers Michael Moore movies to be "documentaries," I shudder to think what it would consider to be a "history book."

#1 - Posted by: Master Shake on March 28, 2006 06:33 PM

Maybe trollboy is right. Let's see: we 'force' them to perform menial labor for low wages, to live in sub-standard housing, we make them speak their native language and don't allow them to learn english, we don't let them vote...

Maybe we are Nazi. Next step: gas chambers! Buhahahahaaaa!

(just kidding, Mr. Duck.)

#2 - Posted by: madhun on March 28, 2006 06:55 PM

//Without trolls, how would we learn anything?//
Why, CBS of course! And Helen Thomass.

#3 - Posted by: AlanABQ on March 28, 2006 07:18 PM

Alan -

I don't know whether that misspelling of Helen Thomas's name was intentional or not, but it certainly was fitting.

#4 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on March 28, 2006 07:55 PM

//buying a history book might actually open your diluted eyes.//


Nope won't work, all the history books get approved by liberals in the Teacher's Unions now days. You might consider a dictionary yourself though, "wiseguy" since *diluted* isn't the same as *deluded* but then who am I to second guess you, hmmm?

#5 - Posted by: shimauma on March 28, 2006 08:07 PM

Hey friends,
The sailor here. Totally OT, but I need your help.
Was just watching H & C on Fox and on the streamer at the bottom I only caught the end of the sentence:
"...once boiled babies for fertilizer" (no I'm not joking)
What was that all about? Glenn Reynolds, maybe?

#6 - Posted by: Brian the sailor on March 28, 2006 09:09 PM

1. I'm not a low life. 2. I'm not a hick. 3. I don't live in a trailer...anymore. Oh, my bad, he said "posters" not commentors.

#7 - Posted by: slapout on March 28, 2006 10:04 PM

Arrrhhh! Now that I've had th' time ta be donin' me eyepatch, cutlass an'loaded me blunderbuss, let's be takin' a look at them thar history books, shall we?
What were the Nazis known for?
*Hating the joos (and not so well known, but Cristians as well).
*The disbaning of al religons.
*Gun control (disarming the population except the military and police).
*Using the mass media to brainwash the population.
*Using schools to indoctrinate the youth to nazi ideals.

Now, trollie, why don't ye be tellin' cap'n Wolfie who's party the nazis be closely representin'?!?!

By the way, Alan, CBS isn't that bad of an example, but wouldn't PBS be better?

#8 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on March 28, 2006 10:16 PM

Indeed it would, Lycan Dan! And I really think that's the way Helen ought to spell her name.

#9 - Posted by: AlanABQ on March 28, 2006 10:26 PM

We need some smarter trolls. I'm embarrassed at the quality of the trollery around here.

#10 - Posted by: spacemonkey on March 28, 2006 10:35 PM

Never mind, it was Silvio Berlisconi. I'ts amazing how fast Google is when you search for "boiled babies fertilizer." Apparently the Chicoms are offended. Oh, am I still off topic? Well it's not my fault. Simply open a thread about Chinese babies being boiled up for fertilizer and I'll be right on topic.
OK fine, I'll be on topic. I used to live in a trailer, I'm from the South, and don't consider myself to be a hick. In fact, aside from my inability to stay on topic, I'm pretty sophisticated.
So there!

#11 - Posted by: Brian the sailor on March 28, 2006 11:27 PM

Come on Frank, you made that up for humor, didn't you?

#12 - Posted by: Phobos on March 29, 2006 12:09 AM

What do you mean the JOOOOOOOS were to blame? I thought everything was the fault of ChimpyMcBushitler?

#13 - Posted by: SkyeChild on March 29, 2006 12:38 AM

Phobos, if he'd made it up, it would have been more interesting/amusing.

#14 - Posted by: Ann on March 29, 2006 02:35 AM

Wolfman Dan, you forgot stifling dissent. The only time I have been stifled was when I tried to explain the difference between LEGAL and ILLEGAL aliens on DU. Sounds like they are the Nazis, then there is the fact that Nazi stood for National SOCIALIST Party too...

#15 - Posted by: Writer on March 29, 2006 08:16 AM

Hey Frank, what exactly do you dilute your eyes with? Does it hurt? Does it work better than contacts?

#16 - Posted by: B's Freak on March 29, 2006 09:02 AM
Without trolls, how would we learn anything?

And where would trolls be without non-sequiturs?

#17 - Posted by: Undercover Hippie on March 29, 2006 10:28 AM

Someone please help. I disected all of my carrots last night but couldn't locate the brains. Are they in the green leafy part? Is it only in organic carrots? I don't know...

I also went to B & N to look for a history book. Which do you recommend: The American History Book, The World History Book, or the Left-wing, Post-modern, Revisionist History, Clinton is God(dess) Book?

#18 - Posted by: Moneyman on March 29, 2006 01:01 PM

If you hate the lifeboat you're in because you're not the captain, then I guess the next logical step is to not care how many people climb in. If you're totally childish, it probably will never occur to you that you'll perish with all the others when it sinks. If you're so miserable that you're suicidal, I guess you would stand and cheer as it sinks. Ignornace is bliss. Nothing else makes sense.

#19 - Posted by: Sticky B on March 29, 2006 03:12 PM

Why must ignorant people always pick on "Carrot Brains." People can't help it if they were born vegetably impaired. It appears to be blatant vegetablism, and shouldn't be tolerated on this site. Such haters, these liberals.

#20 - Posted by: on March 29, 2006 08:01 PM

and for that matter, 80% of us Klansmen live in trailer parks, so the allusion to Hitler is appreciated!

#21 - Posted by: dplspeedy on March 29, 2006 10:30 PM
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