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March 28, 2006
Illegal Immigration - Shmillegal Shmimmigration
There are some people in the U.S. illegally who don't like the U.S. immigration laws. That's a real shame. I feel sorry for them that they feel so unwelcome. That is not good. People, even hard working law abiding criminal type people, need to feel welcome. And they SHOULD feel welcome. I want them to know, as far as I'm concerned, that they ARE in fact welcome. TO LEAVE. My message to them: "Thanks for 21 Responses To "Illegal Immigration - Shmillegal Shmimmigration"
America: It's a nice place to visit, but a better place to subvert the laws & cry foul when they're enforced. #1 - Posted by: AlanABQ on March 28, 2006 01:47 PM"Freedom Isn't Free"... purchase American Freedoms and Rights for the low, low, one time price of $1,000, and if you act now, we'll throw in American citizenship as well!" #2 - Posted by: Splanky on March 28, 2006 01:56 PMDon't let the door hit ya on the way out! #3 - Posted by: jonag on March 28, 2006 02:34 PMIsn't the best place to hold a Mexican rally, complete with flags of Mexico, in, oh I don't know, MEXICO??? #4 - Posted by: vootie on March 28, 2006 03:08 PMIf you are so important to American society, carry your happy ass back to Mexico, get a visa, come back and prove it. If not, just carry your happy ass back to Mexico. #5 - Posted by: Moneyman on March 28, 2006 03:24 PMAnd after you all leave I'm sure we'll find some nice, legal citizens to clean our hotels and work for less than living wages...somewhere....right? #6 - Posted by: on March 28, 2006 03:38 PMIf our elected "gutter snipes" will not throw them out, maybe we should? "...I'm sure we'll find some nice, legal citizens to clean our hotels and work for less than living wages...somewhere....right?" So, if it's less than a "living wage", then why be here in the first place....right? #8 - Posted by: AlanABQ on March 28, 2006 03:47 PMAnonymous coward, I still don't know why the INS wasn't involved in the demonstrations. Many a couple of officers could've gotten awards for that many arrests in one day. Shucks, I'd buy them one. #10 - Posted by: Ricky on March 28, 2006 04:28 PMMaybe...not many. Maybe I should try that preview thing... #11 - Posted by: Ricky on March 28, 2006 04:30 PMIt's about time somethin was done! I fully support this bill! #12 - Posted by: Andrew on March 28, 2006 04:43 PM"I'm sure we'll find some nice, legal citizens to clean our hotels and work for less than living wages...somewhere....right?" So you're in favor of slave wages for illegals? More like... no wages for illegals. #14 - Posted by: Strnj1 on March 29, 2006 05:30 AMYou all know the difference between "illegal" and "unlawful", right? Unlawful is when something is against the law. Illegal is a sick bird. (Well, it works better when you "say" it...) How brain-dead do you have to be to not understand the "illegal" part of "illegal alien?" I still think it's funny that Archbishop Michael Sheehan in NM is bitching about the proposed reforms, as they "needlessly criminalize" illegals in the States. Huh? Isn't doing something illegal already a crime? #16 - Posted by: AlanABQ on March 29, 2006 01:21 PMStill no word if he's related to Mother Goof... #17 - Posted by: AlanABQ on March 29, 2006 01:22 PMEveryone invest in companies like iRobot. If we "need" cheap labor, let's build it and kick the parasites out. Make the utterance of the term "Aztlan" a death penalty offense. If someone crosses the border in a Mexican army uniform, it's an invasion. Kill them. If someone crosses the border without a uniform, it's a illegal combatant. Kill them. #18 - Posted by: MegaTroopX on March 29, 2006 02:32 PMThomas Sowell had an excellent analysis of this BS this week .... I liked his slap at Bush and other idiots who want to make these criminals (ILlegal "immigrants") citizens .... GUEST workers they are not ... guests are invited ... these jerks ... who should all be deported and blacklisted so they CANNOT return (we have enough criminals and liberals ... oops, redundant) ... they are gate-crasher workers. As Sowell said ... they are also NOT "undocumented" workers .... most everyone is undocumented if you take that stoopid term literally ... who carries their passport around all the time? As a legal immigrant ... I am VERY much disgusted by this insanity and think that not only should be build a fence .... we should wire it so these gate-crashers get a real tan! #19 - Posted by: pete in Midland on March 29, 2006 02:51 PMWe need a politician running with the slogan "No New Tacos!" #20 - Posted by: Jerryk on March 29, 2006 11:58 PMLet's see .......if I lived in suck ass Mexico and the greatest coutry in the world was right next door what would I do??? I can't get a job. I have no money. I don't even have a tv. If I grew up in that sorry ass place I most certainly would take the chance.. tell me you won't. #21 - Posted by: John on April 10, 2006 06:55 PMPost a comment
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