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March 30, 2006
Fun Trivia
Posted by Frank J. at 03:34 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (21)

If an asteroid didn't kill off all the dinosaurs, what did?

Gay marriage.

Rating: 2.0/5 (3 votes cast)

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I thought it was imminent domain.

and 1st

#1 - Posted by: Adam (VRWC Member) on March 30, 2006 03:42 PM

Well, gee. I could have told you that one.

#2 - Posted by: Ursine East Facing North on March 30, 2006 04:02 PM

"perhaps the biggest mechanical upheaval on the planet in the past 100 million years"

Ah yes, I remember it as if it were yesterday....

#3 - Posted by: Ricky on March 30, 2006 04:07 PM

I thought it was smoking? Or drinking too much coffee.

#4 - Posted by: shimauma on March 30, 2006 04:10 PM

So if we go ahead and let gays marry, in a few years.........well, you do the math.

#5 - Posted by: jonag on March 30, 2006 04:18 PM

They were gassed.

How flatulent is a twenty ton critter anyway?

#6 - Posted by: Writer on March 30, 2006 04:18 PM

Bird flu

#7 - Posted by: Master Shake on March 30, 2006 04:31 PM

Halliburton, Cheney and Bush created a time machine and nuked the dinosaurs, thus forming the oil fields that are now refined into gasoline which is obliterating the ozone layer in their quest to destroy the earth. Yes they could have destroyed the earth simply by using the nukes today, but it had to look like an accident. Bwah hahahahahaha!

#8 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on March 30, 2006 04:32 PM

I believe that Antonin Scalia told them to "Vaffanculo" and then made a rude hand gesture causing mass palpitations, convultions, and the destruction of the species. The alligators, crocodiles, and sharks didn't speak Italian so they weren't offended and survived.

#9 - Posted by: Moneyman on March 30, 2006 04:48 PM

No, it was Chuck Norris.

Goe, knows much.

#10 - Posted by: goemagog on March 30, 2006 04:59 PM

I though it was Bush's fault.

#11 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on March 30, 2006 05:58 PM

It was the SUVs and global warming. I thought that everyone knew that SUVs are responsible for all extinction.

Eleventh.

#12 - Posted by: Carl on March 30, 2006 06:02 PM

Xenu

#13 - Posted by: Master Shake on March 30, 2006 06:28 PM

No United Nations to protect them

#14 - Posted by: johnnykid on March 30, 2006 07:25 PM

//How flatulent is a twenty ton critter anyway?

Posted by Writer at March 30, 2006 04:18 PM //

Michal Moore knows...

#15 - Posted by: AlanABQ on March 30, 2006 07:44 PM

They started by watching movies like Brokeback Tarpit

#16 - Posted by: McWert Deglieb on March 31, 2006 07:24 AM

They were exterminated because they tasted good. Just like chicken except with buffalo wing sauce already in the juices. It took a few hundred million years for somebody to invent blue-cheese dressing so they had a reprieve for a while.

#17 - Posted by: Veeshir on March 31, 2006 08:01 AM

So do you think that homosapiens really were ya'know "homosapiens" and thats why they are extinct?

#18 - Posted by: jones on March 31, 2006 09:41 AM

Some guy with a blender.

#19 - Posted by: madhun on March 31, 2006 12:20 PM

I thought it was because they refused to show identification to the Capitol Hill Police?

#20 - Posted by: Harvey on April 1, 2006 05:48 PM

if im correct all the dinosoures are still here you just cant c them because there invisible they got that way because one had an ivisible finger like watever it touches turns invisible like the guy with the gold 1 in the book.

#21 - Posted by: steve the pirate on April 20, 2006 09:29 PM
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