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April 03, 2006
Underwater Missiles!
I heard about Iran testing new missiles, and my initial reaction was, "Ha! Foolish land-dwelling humans; you sow your own doom." But then some of my fish friends came up to me and said, "Hey! We saw the missile and it was traveling through the water!" "Then isn't that a torpedo?" I asked. "No, it's still like a missile." "You're just tuna! What the hell do you know other than how to make a good sandwich when mixed with mayo and chopped celery?" After the tuna were done pummeling me, I indeed confirmed that Iran is working on an underwater missile. So, now everybody is probably expecting me to stop them (you know Superman won't do it since his suit is dry-clean only). Well, I'll try my best, but, if a few missiles get past me, just remember that the ocean is big and I'm only one man in an orange shirt. This is Aquaman, signing off. 11 Responses To "Underwater Missiles!"
... How exactly would Iran launch an underwater missile? #1 - Posted by: Pizwat on April 3, 2006 10:16 AMOffice Pools. Play for FREE in our Office Pool, and win FREE weekly prizes. Play FREE now! http://www.officepoolgaming.com/ [Life Guard note, Sorry, no spam in the pool] #2 - Posted by: Office Pool on April 3, 2006 10:54 AMhmmm...aquaman, good; underwater missile, good; Office Pool, GREAT! i wish WE had an office pool, then i could sit with my G5 on the steps getting work done AND relax in watery comfort, too. how did you come up with that one? that's as good as space lasers! #3 - Posted by: aA on April 3, 2006 11:00 AMIt's really interesting to note that both the underwater missile and the "stealth" MIRV missile they've "invented" in recent days have capabilities identical to two Russian weapon systems from recent years. #4 - Posted by: cirby on April 3, 2006 11:16 AMWe used to have an office pool, but people kept leaving floaters. #5 - Posted by: Mac on April 3, 2006 11:23 AM//(you know Superman won't do it since his suit is dry-clean only). // Obvious display of supersuit envy. The only reason that Superman hasn't wiped the islamic middle east off the planet yet is because his girlfriend is a member of the liberal media and he's trying to turn her from the darkside gently rather than use the regular spanking she soooo deserves. ALL HAIL THE BENEVOLENT LORD KAL EL!!! #6 - Posted by: shimauma on April 3, 2006 12:52 PMIran launching missiles underwater? But, won't the camel drown? #7 - Posted by: Son of Bob on April 3, 2006 04:34 PMThey do have Russian patrol boats and diesel subs. Also Russian. #8 - Posted by: MDL on April 3, 2006 06:19 PMSeems to me Aquaman failed to mention the obvious insult that Superman is an illegal immigrant, and taking away jobs from hardworking American mild mannered journalists! Then again, maybe Aquaman's above all that. #9 - Posted by: El Santo on April 3, 2006 07:13 PMOur Benevolent OVERLORD KAL EL is NOT an illegal immigrant, he's a naturalized citizen per the deal the Kents made with agents Jay and Kay (time travel issue)of the MIB organization. Aquaman HAS no country...hmmph :grumble: can't even stop underwater missles. #10 - Posted by: shimauma on April 3, 2006 07:24 PMSo AquaQueer, how would you handle the case of Cynthia McKinny? Bet she'd give you one hell of a spanking and then she'd just stick an Iranian missile up your ass and there you'd be all girly man sissified and not able to do a damn thing about it... Again, sad...really sad... #11 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on April 7, 2006 06:07 AMPost a comment
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