maybe you can finally receive funding for your space based laser... if it is strong enough to remove all the water from the ocean, no ocean no water missles.

The iranians,tend to inflate all their claims to fame...truth were to be known the have a wooden torpedo with a rubber band prop.... and their missle is propelled by soda and vinegar. Seriously do that they have a torpedo that will do 223 mph in the water? crap we don't have that kind of equipment....besides I would think that the laser quided (I believe they're 30 mm) guns on the ships are capable of hitting and destroying a torpedo, I've seen videos of them hitting inbond missles, that fly faster than the iranian torpedo supposed top speed Another case of the mouse chasing the elephant with rape on its mind...."delusions of Granduer" (sp)

WK

Not meaning to pick on you too much White Knight, but you need to put "(SP)" all over your post. I admit I've not always had the perfect spelling or grammar(got it right that time :P ), but I'm forced to pull out my 6th grade redneck graduate dictionary to agree with you sometimes.

In the meantime, your post in Bizzaro world would have been hailed as new and brilliant doctrine, wonderfully glib and such, so it pretty much goes with Frankj's topic. Well done!

I don't know about you Frank, but the tail wags the dog here all the time.

Am I in any real trouble?

In Iran, do hamburgers eat people?

Damn I've be uncovered...illiterate redneck....but I have such fun doing so! Its so bad that my grankid calls me "BUBBAPAP". Well off to the front porch for a afternoon of beer, listening to the races on the radio and pissing off the porch.... (and yes, the dogs around these parts wag their tails!) and so do the women!!!!!!

REDNECK WK

Don't forget to git 'r done, WK.

>tails start wagging dogs!

It could be worse: they could get women to chase after stand-up comedians.

Think about it: a tail dogging the wag! Insanity!

AlanABQ, sorry man....can't do it...no cable where I live(too far in the country)...besides I've got to go get my mullet trimmed.

Redneck White Knight

You can tell the mullahs strategy: "Let's pretend we have weapons like North Korea is pretending to have and then the Americans won't invade. If they do invade, then they won't be able to find our magic flying boats and physics defying torpedoes. Then their leftists will be able to cry 'Where are the magic boats and torpedoes Bush lied us into war over?'"