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April 05, 2006
Michelle Malkin: Evil Mutant Blogger?
A law professor has PROOF - proof with NUMBERS AND TIMES - that no mortal human can do the blogging that Michelle Malkin does. Malkin certainly does blog a lot for someone who reportedly HAS NEVER DRANK A PUPPY SMOOTHIE! Malkin responds to these charges - perhaps responds to the them TOO WELL! I can only conclude that the way that Malkin can write columns, write books, appear on TV, and blog is that SHE IS SOME SORT OF MUTANT BLOGGER! This is indisputable for I HAVE WRITTEN IT IN CAPS! If Malkin uses a mutant tentacle to SUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT AND BLOG YOUR THOUGHTS, please tell IMAO so WE MAY WARN OTHERS! 16 Responses To "Michelle Malkin: Evil Mutant Blogger?"
Uh, shouldn't it be INdisputable? Just asking. #1 - Posted by: NMUSpidey on April 5, 2006 09:05 AMWhen proof is written in caps, it is UNDISPUTABLE! #2 - Posted by: Frank J. on April 5, 2006 09:52 AMInteresting to note that the accusation that she can't possibly have enough time to get all that done was made by a guy with obviously TOO MUCH free time on his hands. His personal experience with women must be rather limited if he doesn't know most women can do several things at once, and mothers take that even further. #3 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on April 5, 2006 10:45 AMNo doubt, PaleoMedic. I often find myself breastfeeding a baby while cooking dinner, helping one child with his homework and supervising another child setting the table. That's a normal day for me. Prof. Muller may have trouble walking and chewing gum at the same time, but at least half of us don't. #4 - Posted by: Wacky Hermit on April 5, 2006 11:05 AMIt's simply really. The Michelle Malkins that you see at the mall aren't the real Michelle Malkin, but simply Michelle Malkin helpers wearing Michelle Malkin suits. They help her do her blogging. The REAL Michelle Malkin is busy at the North Pole. #5 - Posted by: Son of Bob on April 5, 2006 11:49 AMI can explain this whole thing. Michelle Malkin isn't a mutant blogger, there are just seven Michelle Malkin clones created in a lab in Bayonne New Jersey. They work together writing the columns, blog, books, and TV appearances. Word has it that Glenn Reynolds has contacted the same lab to make a clone of himself, so he can strangle hobos and make puppy smoothies at the same time. #6 - Posted by: Remulak MoxArgon on April 5, 2006 12:18 PMDoes SarahK know you're blogging about another woman? We know Michelle Malkin is a nice, conservative blogger, but we don't want you to get in trouble with Sarahk. #7 - Posted by: adam on April 5, 2006 12:19 PMThe funny part of that whole deal was the responding comments to the professor's post. There were a couple of commentors that tried to help him, but most were just advising him to get a life. Freaking Hilarious! I've got a funny feeling that this guy lines his cheesy poofs up on the edge of his plate and counts them before he eats them. #8 - Posted by: shimauma on April 5, 2006 12:56 PMI wonder if this means that Moore has clones, too. There's no way he could be that active & maintain his supple figure at the same time. Moore has several clones, unfortunately they never properly seperated so they appear as one, large, hideous mass. #10 - Posted by: walrus on April 5, 2006 01:57 PMGeeze. Like you can believe anything any Law Professor says.... Althought the all caps argument is very persuasive. #11 - Posted by: GEBIV on April 5, 2006 02:24 PMWow! Cloned Michelle Malkins... I'd like to be the meat in that conservative sandwich!!!!! #12 - Posted by: Malkin Lover on April 5, 2006 05:13 PMThis blog is pretty suspicious, too. I'd swear that more than one person posts here.... #13 - Posted by: Master Shake on April 5, 2006 05:24 PMYou're all wrong. It's the minced kitten brownies: http://www.imao.us/archives/004784.html #14 - Posted by: Harvey on April 5, 2006 08:50 PMShe must be an illegal immigrant. The media has been telling us lately how superhuman they are in their work. #16 - Posted by: twalsh on April 5, 2006 10:45 PMPost a comment
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