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April 05, 2006
McKinney Supports Capitol Hill Police
(A Precision Guided Humor Assignment) During a press conference today, Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney (D - Georgia) reiterated her support for the Capitol Hill Police. "Those CHP are my favorite people ever," McKinney said, "I have all 6 seasons on DVD." "Plus," she added, "you have to admit - Ponch has the dreamiest smile." At this point Rep. McKinney was pelted with a barrage of rotten vegetables, leaving her unable to comment on whether she also supports Wilmer Valderrama's assumption of Erik Estrada's role in the movie scheduled for release in 2008. 12 Responses To "McKinney Supports Capitol Hill Police"
First!! Yep, gotta love chips. and then Ponch said: "RESPECT MY AUTHORITIE!!!" Man, democrats piss me off! #2 - Posted by: shimauma on April 5, 2006 10:06 PMIt sure sounds like McKinney is changing her story. When this first came out, she said is was regrettable that this happened, but she "supported" the Capitol Hill Police. But then she all of a sudden changed her story and said the CHP had inappropriately touched her and she started playing this huge race card. If she is now changing her story and is saying she now "supports" the CHP (changing her story AGAIN), I would be very surprised, but very suspicious. Personally, I think she is a nut. EFG #3 - Posted by: EFG on April 5, 2006 10:12 PM"Guilty of being in Congress while black" is what her "attorney" said. I'd say "guilty of being in Congress while a racist jackass" is more like it. (Or is that "racist jackass-ette?") #4 - Posted by: Undercover Hippie on April 5, 2006 10:22 PMJust found this quote from drudge: //But she said Wednesday: "Face recognition is the issue .... The pin doesn't have my name on it and it doesn't have my picture on it, and so security should not be based on a pin ... People are focused on my hairdo." // Ya think, Bozo??!! #5 - Posted by: shimauma on April 5, 2006 10:24 PMI agree. Which is why I am so suspicious of her new change in tactics. Just because she is now saying "Those CHP are my favorite people ever" in her expression of "her support" that was linked in this post, this doesn't mean she really means it. I think she is still looking for a way to blame the CHP. EFG #6 - Posted by: EFG on April 5, 2006 11:13 PMIsn't she the one who took a Saudi prince's money when she first ran for congress? All the Joooooooos got mad at her, and she didn't care? Anyway, the more she talks, the guiltier she sounds. Good luck in prison! #7 - Posted by: eric90230 on April 6, 2006 10:24 AMIn every government building and or school that I have had the misfortune to visit in the years since 9/11, the people working there have had to wear security badges with both their names and pictures displayed. I think that it's time for all government agencies to do the same. A side benefit would be that terrorists and loonies would always be able to find those they were after, cutting down on the collateral damages. It's a win-win. #8 - Posted by: seanmhair on April 6, 2006 10:34 AMI read the same Drudge Report quote and i was sitting there thinking. If the police can't recognize the face that is on your head how will they recognize the picture of it on a pin? To the me her statement is extremely retarted. #9 - Posted by: Jaredrich on April 6, 2006 11:41 AMAnd what will the Capitol Police do to recognize her once she overcomes her crack addiction and loses the crack hair? "New Cynthia McKinney action figure, complete with cop-slap grip and hairstyle by Whitney Houston." #10 - Posted by: Bombtruck on April 6, 2006 02:25 PMHmm... a democrat flip-flopping on an issue. Has that ever happened before? #11 - Posted by: AlanABQ on April 6, 2006 06:38 PM//"New Cynthia McKinney action figure, complete with cop-slap grip and hairstyle by Whitney Houston."// OOO maybe we can put this up against the Michelle Malkin Doc Oc multitasking action figure!! They could duel in out in Japan, and stomp on all the buildings and jump into space with some kick ass karate moves...uhmmmm...I like anime? #12 - Posted by: shimuma on April 6, 2006 09:37 PMPost a comment
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