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April 05, 2006
It's not hard to multitask . . .
Posted by Frank J. at 09:00 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (22)

. . . when you have four telepathically-controlled, telescoping, titanium tentacles coming out of your back!

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OMG!!
The inhibiter chip in her spine failed!!
gee, what will happen to the left now??

kill kill kill!!
chow

ps, FIRST!!

#1 - Posted by: CHOW on April 5, 2006 09:55 PM

This will make b*tch-slapping Liberals 4 times as fun!

#2 - Posted by: shimauma on April 5, 2006 10:04 PM

Excellent!

I have always thought that Condalezza Rice was a very attractive woman. This picture of her just makes her look even better.

BTW, where did you find this picture?

EFG

#3 - Posted by: EFG on April 5, 2006 10:06 PM

That's Michelle Malkin.

#4 - Posted by: jonag on April 5, 2006 10:30 PM

Ooohhh, you said TENTacles. I totally read that wrong.

Tentacles makes more sense, especially w/ the picture.

#5 - Posted by: Chris on April 5, 2006 10:36 PM

Who is Michael Malkin?

#6 - Posted by: EFG on April 5, 2006 11:17 PM

Michelle Malkin is one of the greatest bloggers ever. After Frank J., of course. ;)

#7 - Posted by: bookwurm on April 5, 2006 11:22 PM

I think I got a letter-t overdose reading that.

#8 - Posted by: AlanABQ on April 6, 2006 02:41 AM

stop talking about michelle malkin!

#9 - Posted by: sarahk on April 6, 2006 07:32 AM

Michelle "Doc Ock" Malkin in a room with Molly Ivins....close the door...whoever walks out alive wins!

#10 - Posted by: BigOrangeAxe on April 6, 2006 07:54 AM

i think "michelle malkin" is a franchised name dreamed up by many talented writer/bloggers. they buy a "piece" of the frachise, and thus perpetuate the illusion that one super-genius cutie is doing all this stuff. the person "michelle malkin" does not exist at all. i even think frank is partly responsible for the persona.

something for conspiracy theorists to theorize on.

oh, and don't practice your alliteration on us!

#11 - Posted by: aA on April 6, 2006 09:18 AM

Who is Molly Ivins?

NotEFG

#12 - Posted by: NotEFG on April 6, 2006 09:50 AM

The secret is out. Malkin like most other mom's has super powers. They cook, they clean, they work outside or inside the home, they are logistic genius' (or geniuses), some go to school, are room mothers, volunteer for Red Cross, the American Cancer Society, their churches et al, take care of their parents-brothers, sisters as well. Some write columns, books, articles even scripts for movies. Some quilt, garden, woodwork, play tennis, golf, even pool as well as a myriad of other activities. And yes there are even a few, who after being ridiculed by society sit on their butts and watch TV and eat bon bons.
What is really amazing is that someone has nothing better to do with their time than to prove Malkin is a cyborg. GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!

#13 - Posted by: seanmhair on April 6, 2006 10:50 AM

BTW I really want a poster of that picture. It's just freak'n awesome.

#14 - Posted by: seanmhair on April 6, 2006 10:59 AM

Heck Malkin only has FOUR tentacles? I'd have thought she'd have at least EIGHT (like my wife).

#15 - Posted by: Mike in Austin on April 6, 2006 12:37 PM

Shopping upgrades. Not shown: a 20 killowatt PayPass transmitter. She can now shop at 300 malls per hour.

#16 - Posted by: madhun on April 6, 2006 01:44 PM

SarahK, Why cant we talk about michelle? She's beautiful, smart, intellegent, and geek prone. What is wrong with that?
CHOW

#17 - Posted by: CHOW on April 6, 2006 01:59 PM

A word from your sponser:work like this is why you should buy IMAO "stuff",pure genius,like a free lunch,is not free.

#18 - Posted by: DohXs on April 6, 2006 06:51 PM

What the heck? How come the links to your pictures never work?

#19 - Posted by: OTP on April 6, 2006 09:38 PM

CHOW, i say that every time anyone talks about Michelle Malkin. i heart her, but sometimes my hubby goes on and on and on about how nice she is.

#20 - Posted by: sarahk on April 7, 2006 08:04 AM

Well, as long as she doesn't try to build a machine that harnesses the power of the sun, we should all be fine.

#21 - Posted by: ZK on April 7, 2006 09:31 AM

Yeah, CHOW, you would know this if you listened to IMAudiO>/a> . . .

And SarahK, since when did you start saying "heart"? That word as a verb makes no sense and should be forever banished from use on the Internet.

#22 - Posted by: Synthesizer on April 7, 2006 01:23 PM
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