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April 06, 2006
Shimon sings the Jew Blues
Posted by Laurence Simon at 10:13 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (49)

Labor Kadima Prime Minister Foreign Minister Deputy Prime Minister MK Shimon Peres appears to be throwing a Karaoke party in his office in this AP photo:

So what song is he singing?

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49 Responses To "Shimon sings the Jew Blues"

I'm a little teacup?

#1 - Posted by: mr vacation on April 6, 2006 10:25 AM

que sera sera?

#2 - Posted by: mojo9 on April 6, 2006 10:47 AM

When God fearing Jews, get the Blues
How Do You Like Me Now?
Sunrise, Sunset ... and the entire score of Fiddler
Memories - from Cats
A montage from Franko, Deano, the Bingster and Madonna ( the early years)

Or it could be just the Hokey, Pokey

#3 - Posted by: seanmhair on April 6, 2006 10:56 AM

"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida", baby. He doesn't have to do much singing, but he really nails the drum solo.

#4 - Posted by: Master Shake on April 6, 2006 11:07 AM

Ava Maria??

#5 - Posted by: shimauma on April 6, 2006 11:10 AM

Memories...like the corner of my mind...misty watercolor memories...of the way we were...scattered PICtures...

(see cause there's pictures in the shot...nevermind)

#6 - Posted by: shimauma on April 6, 2006 11:12 AM

Bohemian Rhapsody

#7 - Posted by: spacemonkey on April 6, 2006 11:14 AM

Dayenu!

#8 - Posted by: Undercover Hippie on April 6, 2006 11:17 AM

hava-negila

#9 - Posted by: Welcome back Kotter on April 6, 2006 11:34 AM

"F**k the Middle East" by SOD!

#10 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on April 6, 2006 11:38 AM

"The Real Slim Shady"

#11 - Posted by: peacemoonbeam on April 6, 2006 11:39 AM

He appears to be in a crooners stance, so I'm going with "Strangers in the Night".

Either that or Freebird.

Skynyrd!!!!!

#12 - Posted by: Chris on April 6, 2006 11:56 AM

Either;
Sunrise Sunset
or
If I were a rich man

from Fiddler on the Roof

#13 - Posted by: jim b on April 6, 2006 12:06 PM

"I'm sailing away... chart an open course, for the virgin seas."

#14 - Posted by: Mac on April 6, 2006 12:17 PM

Thanks for the fish and goodbye.

#15 - Posted by: Veeshir on April 6, 2006 12:39 PM

Jesu, Joy Of A Man's Desiring,
Amazing Grace,
The Solid Rock,
Be Thou My Vision,
When I Survey the Wondrous Cross,
or maybe Hava Negila.

#16 - Posted by: Tyler on April 6, 2006 12:47 PM

Wow, someone actually referenced a Stormtroopers of Death song. I am in awe that someone else remembers them.

Speak English or Die was quite the groundbreaking album.

#17 - Posted by: Chris on April 6, 2006 01:08 PM

Rock the Casbah.

#18 - Posted by: madhun on April 6, 2006 01:40 PM

each day I wake up... put on my hair and makeup ...

#19 - Posted by: gaskar on April 6, 2006 01:50 PM

Kumbaya

#20 - Posted by: Kay on April 6, 2006 02:29 PM

"Smack My Bitch Up"

#21 - Posted by: on April 6, 2006 02:39 PM

Morning has broken - the Cat Stevens version

#22 - Posted by: Kattonic on April 6, 2006 02:53 PM

"Back That Ass Up"

#23 - Posted by: AlanABQ on April 6, 2006 02:54 PM

And now it's...
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Deutschland is happy and gay!
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Rhineland's a fine land once more!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Watch out, Europe
We're going on tour!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany...

#24 - Posted by: Special Ed on April 6, 2006 03:02 PM

He is on the bandwagon to elect Kinky Friedman as the next governor of Texas, and is singing Kinky's classic, "They Don't Make Jews Like Jesus Anymore."

#25 - Posted by: Jay I. on April 6, 2006 03:15 PM

If you hadn't chosen a picture where his mouth is closed, it would have been obvious that he was singing "Grillz".

#26 - Posted by: Master Shake on April 6, 2006 03:34 PM

Slayer- Mandatory Suicide

#27 - Posted by: crazed dave on April 6, 2006 03:49 PM

"I did it ... myyyyy wayyyyy ..."

(And lost. And lost. And lost.)

#28 - Posted by: Rahel on April 6, 2006 04:04 PM

Crazed,

How about Angel of Death?

#29 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on April 6, 2006 04:06 PM

Paleo,

Hell yeah! talk about your "Jew Blues!"

#30 - Posted by: crazed dave on April 6, 2006 06:02 PM

The Hokey-Pokey. "You put your left arm in, you pull your left arm out..."

#31 - Posted by: AlanABQ on April 6, 2006 06:33 PM

At the Copa, Copa Cabana...

#32 - Posted by: dRoast on April 6, 2006 07:00 PM

We're Jews, we're Jews in space /
Flying around protecting the Hebrew race...

#33 - Posted by: Henry Jennings on April 6, 2006 07:58 PM

Chris,

Of course! While MTV was brainwashing the sheeple back in the mid '80's, some of us were actually brought up right. I always keep SOD / "Speak English or Die" and MOD / "USA for MOD" in the truck, just in case I accidentally come across leftie protests. So many good songs to "Shock and Awe" the hippies. Examples:

World Hunger protests:
"Aren't you Hungry?"

Pro Middle East rallies:
"F**k the Middle East"

Love-fests:
"The Hate Tank"

AIDS rallies:
"A.I.D.S."

Lines for boy-bands:
"Spandex Enormity"

And the song I've got cued up for the upcoming Illegle Alien protests:
"Speak English or Die!"

#34 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on April 6, 2006 10:44 PM

"Bush was Right"

#35 - Posted by: twalsh on April 6, 2006 11:22 PM

"I'm So Tired" by the Beatles.

Failing that, "Where is My Mind," by the Pixies.

#36 - Posted by: NF on April 7, 2006 12:05 AM

How about "M M My Sharon, ahh," at about half tempo with apologies to The Knack.

When you gonna give it to me, give it to me.
It is just a matter of time Sharon, ahh
Is it just destiny, destiny?
Or is it just a game in my mind, Sharon, ahh?
Never gonna stop, give it up.

#37 - Posted by: paul on April 7, 2006 12:33 AM

Rock the Casbah?

#38 - Posted by: Outback Jon on April 7, 2006 12:52 AM

"Any man of mine...better walk the line....!" Bummer.

Song choice is everything.

#39 - Posted by: jonag on April 7, 2006 01:11 AM

Harvey and Sheila?

#40 - Posted by: Russ on April 7, 2006 08:13 AM

Midnight at the oasis

Send your camel to bed

I know your Daddy's a sultan
A nomad known to all

With fifty girls to attend him, they all send him

Jump at his beck and call

But you won't need no harem, honey

When I'm by your side

And you won't need no camel, no no
When I take you for a ride

***It was alright for me, dawg. A little pitchy in places.

#41 - Posted by: Kelly on April 7, 2006 11:16 AM

I'm a white boy
But my neck is red
I spread Meriacle Whip
On my wonder bread
I may be pale
I've never been in jail
Me and Buffy spend every winter in Vale
How many bitches have I slapped?
Zero!
And Matha Stewart happens to be my hero
I live on a farm
I was born without rythem
Dr. Phil is my uncle
And I like to hang with 'em.
You know I can't dance
I wear kaki pants
My middle name's lance
My grandma's from France
I may be whack
"Cause my skin anin't black
But you can't talk smack
'Cause Whitey just struck back!

#42 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on April 7, 2006 02:29 PM

Gimme back my bullets.

#43 - Posted by: Ricky on April 7, 2006 03:06 PM

Im killing them softly With my song They are killing us loudly With their bombs.

#44 - Posted by: DohXs on April 7, 2006 07:14 PM

Hi I am a person who loves pie, yeah. I do not place myself into any political party, but I like pie and I am going to HIPPI FEST this summer in June. For a three day concert. GO PEACE LOVE AND HAPPINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PIE I LOVE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#45 - Posted by: Rufus on April 7, 2006 09:52 PM

How about
"Baby Got Back"
or
"The Bitch is Back"
or
Maybe some Beastie Boys? Brass Monkey anyone?

#46 - Posted by: ChrisA on April 8, 2006 10:48 AM

"Brown-eyed Girl" by Van Morrison.

He seems like a "sha-la-la" type to me.

#47 - Posted by: AALT on April 9, 2006 08:55 PM

oh c'mon, no South Park fans? He's a lonely Jew!!!

#48 - Posted by: Lissa on April 11, 2006 08:30 PM

He's not singing; he's telling a story...

"So then Kyle says, 'I know the answer Mr. Garrison!' and then Eric says in a girly voice, 'MI Mew Meh Manswer, Mmr Marrison.' and then Kyle yells, 'Hey Shut Up Fat*ss!' and then Eric yells back, 'Shutup yerself you F-inJew!' OMG!! That Eric Cartman, he sure cracks me up!"

#49 - Posted by: shimauma on April 11, 2006 11:14 PM
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