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April 10, 2006
Top Ten Reasons for Coming to America Illegally
People love America... they love it so much that they're flowing over the border as I type. So why do people come here illegally? TOP TEN REASONS FOR COMING TO AMERICA ILLEGALLY 10. Lines for immigrating into the U.S. almost as bad as lines at the DMV. 9. Just want to get away from those hordes of attack Chihuahuas. 8. You always get hassled just because you're on the terrorist watch list. 7. Have a few pounds to lose, and you figured the jog across the border will do you good. 6. Coyotes are some of the most interesting people to chat with when locked up in the back of a truck. 5. Just tired of pretending to like that gay sport soccer. 4. Authentic Mexican food is okay, you really prefer Taco Bell. 3. “That's your minimum wage!” 2. Your friend Cesar snuck over years ago, and now he's rich and famous for walking the dogs of spoiled celebrities. And the number one reason for coming to America illegally... You see how long you can live in Mexico before you just want to escape somewhere. 13 Responses To "Top Ten Reasons for Coming to America Illegally"
"People love America" Sure, why bother going through all the hassle of doing things legally(that would make you NOT a criminal, comprende?), when you're only going to be here long enough to send enough money back home to buy your family a house and retire on the money you got illegally unless, of course, you want to hang out with that dopey online bingo spammer that started showing up today. #2 - Posted by: BigOrangeAxe on April 10, 2006 05:38 PMWhen I've had too much tequila I get to ignore your speed limits and traffic signals. I'm already illegal! #3 - Posted by: Jose Deglieb on April 10, 2006 07:33 PM144) I can always stay with the Kennedy's. I've got relatives that work there. #4 - Posted by: Son of Bob on April 10, 2006 08:44 PM The funniest (ironic?)comment heard from a protester. "All we want is justice for all!!!" !!!BREAKING!!! 42) Mexican politicians just won't pander to criminals like American politicians do. #8 - Posted by: Master Shake on April 11, 2006 12:34 AMA chance to come America for work & school so that there's somewhere for you to walk out on during a protest. Maybe we can convince illegals to protest America itself & maybe they'll walk out of it, too. #9 - Posted by: AlanABQ on April 11, 2006 03:59 AMYou can't see 24 or Walker:Texas Ranger on Mexican TV. #10 - Posted by: mudshark on April 11, 2006 11:58 AMGeez, I hope Master shake was being tongue in cheek; I'd hate to think that anybody was THAT stupid. Mexico has one of the most corrupt governments on the planet. #11 - Posted by: lonevoice on April 11, 2006 12:07 PMYou are tired of being a being a mule and want to become an undocumented pharmaceutical retailer. #12 - Posted by: Jason on April 11, 2006 10:51 PMPost a comment
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