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April 19, 2006
IMAO Poll: White House Press Secretary
It looks like there's a new job opening in the Bush Administration today:
Now, if FrankJ were Araianna Huffington, he'd take a bunch of press releases and transcripts from Tony Snow and then fake up a blog post here by him so he could claim that Tony Snow writes for IMAO. But he's not Arianna Huffington. Which means instead of doing it himself, he'll probably make me or Harvey do it for him. Yeah, he's a harsh taskmaster, but at least he gives me time to let the bread rise, I'll give him that. 30 Responses To "IMAO Poll: White House Press Secretary"
No disrespect to the others, but SarahK should totally be the next press secretary. She'd put those silly reporters in their place. #4 - Posted by: brandEn on April 19, 2006 11:55 AMLair or Harvey, Yes, but won't SarahK have to fake a blog post from Helen Thomas denouncing the fake blog post from Tony Snow? #7 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on April 19, 2006 12:03 PMSorry to ALL ya'll but I gotta give it to RightWingDuck. His righteous Downyness sometimes hits the point so succinctly and yet so sublimely (yeah, big use of ye old Thesaurus for THOSE babies) that he kinda overrides the silliness that Frank is prone to. Not saying that RWD isn't funny, he is, but he also makes you think. I mean Frank makes you think too...but...OH GOD I'M RUINING IT!!! #9 - Posted by: shimauma on April 19, 2006 12:30 PMI think we need Laurence in there. Thus we can further agitate the barking moonbat MSM by having a Jewish person as Press Secretary. We'll get to see actual foaming at the mouth rather than the semi-rabid spittle in the corners. They want a Zionist Conspiracy, then let's give them enough of a show of one that they all keel over from an apoplexy. It'll be fun. Just one more operational component of Chicken Little. #10 - Posted by: DesertElephant on April 19, 2006 01:32 PMsomeone at NRO said John Derbyshire should be the new press secretary. i second that wholeheartedly John isn't one of the choices!! Vote for RWD. Yay, me! P.S. I REFUSE to lose to Aquaman! #12 - Posted by: RightWingDuck on April 19, 2006 01:51 PMHow can I be winning? Haven't people heard me on talk radio... or our podcasts? #14 - Posted by: Frank J. on April 19, 2006 02:54 PMAny smart White House reporter (oxymoron, I know) would think twice before dissing Aquaman! He has shark friends. Example: Hey Whitey, see the cute one with the silicone breast enhancements? No, not that one! The guy with the really nice hair! #15 - Posted by: mudshark on April 19, 2006 03:08 PMi would be the cutest press secretary of the choices you're given! plus, i have Mr. Shiny! pick me! #16 - Posted by: sarahk on April 19, 2006 03:17 PMAh think Jimmuh Cater should be on the list of nominees. That would really discomboobulate the MSM. #17 - Posted by: oldsalt111 on April 19, 2006 03:55 PMNMUSpidey for AQUAMAN!!!!!!!! GO AQUAMAN GO!!!!!!! #18 - Posted by: NMUSpidey on April 19, 2006 04:31 PMsorry, frankj, but i have to agree with you... you'd be a lousy press secretary... i have to vote for my pal spacemonkey for two reasons: 1. he can be ultra sarcastic w/ his answers and 2. he makes great monkey noises... #19 - Posted by: shane on April 19, 2006 04:42 PMSpacemonkey would finish every press conference with "Be this the end of the press conference?" and everyone would pummel him. Espsecially that jerkweed from NPR. #20 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on April 19, 2006 04:43 PMI do not control the media!!!!! And good luck getting that broadcasted or printed, you hack!!!! Because... um... Never mind. #21 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on April 19, 2006 04:44 PMIf Lair controls the media, he sure is doing a lousy job of it. Just the same, I voted for him. The more Zionist conspiracies, the better. #22 - Posted by: vootie on April 19, 2006 05:04 PMI voted for Laurence, because the statistics back me up: 100% of Bush's jewish press secretaries have rocked. 100% of Bush's christian press secretaries have stunk. And really, there's only one more thing that needs to be said: Friday afternoon Press Catfrences #23 - Posted by: me on April 19, 2006 11:24 PMLaurence - that way they can blame it on the JOOOOOOOOOOOOO! #24 - Posted by: John on April 19, 2006 11:27 PMWell, we already have a sort of "ask Dr. Duck" thing going on here at IMAO. Why not just make that national and have RWD be the new press secretary? Kinda makes sense to me - he has experience, dashing good looks, and a Ph.D! #25 - Posted by: SilverBubble on April 20, 2006 12:21 AMYes, I too voted for Laurence, simply because he's a joooooo. Has anyone ever noticed that there's no such thing as a moderate jew? Its either Henry Kissinger, or Barbra Streisand. I wonder what that's all about. And don't even get me started on David Horowitz. You are all passing up the obvious...Clark Kent. Not only is he an honest, all-around, good guy that takes guff from no-one(except Lois Lane) he could also laser into nonexistance any snarky press member that dares question Republican Policy. Plus his superhero uniform is MUCH nicer than Aquaman. #27 - Posted by: shimauma on April 20, 2006 08:48 AMI have already nominate RWD for Supreme High Emperor of this and any other galaxy, so I think he should be the press secretary. The MSM or DBM(drive by media) elites are sooooo impressed with titles they'd listen to and report ad nausia everything he said. Although the downside of this would be that Helen Thomas' head would probably not explode. Oh, well you can't have everything. #28 - Posted by: seanmahair on April 20, 2006 10:22 AMhow can Ducky be beating me?? he doesn't even speak english! #29 - Posted by: sarahk on April 20, 2006 11:00 AMSarahKJ, Becaue he'd do it for $.50 less on the dollar than you. And as that Fox interview showed, you don't have to have a command of the English language to be a media representative. #30 - Posted by: DesertElephant on April 20, 2006 02:05 PMPost a comment
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