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April 19, 2006
American Idol 5 top 7 elimination
So here we cut it down to 6. My hope, of course, is that Kellie leaves, but I have no hope for that. I love the replay of Kellie saying "I butchered it!" It warms my heart. Ford commercial... "Kids in America." Funny, Kellie looks like Carrie in her billboard. It must be the shades. I like Chris smashing the guitar, but other than that, it's... a Ford commercial. That reminds me, we were working tonight so we couldn't watch ALIAS. I fully intend to snark it in the morning. Irina and Vaughn are returning, so I'm all in. Rod Stewart comes out to the tune of "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy". Yay! Anyway, he's going to do something '70s rockish next. Rod sings "The Way You Look Tonight". It's great, but the microphone stand swing is a little out of place in this one, no? Next week is love songs. With Andrea Bocelli coaching. Kellie, Elliott, and Kat are together on one side. Chris, Ace, Paris are together on the other side. Taylor's safe and supposed to join the safe group. I think Kellie, Kathryn, and Elliott are safe. The bottom 3 are Ace, Chris, Paris. And that's the way it is, Taylor has shaken Chris's hand but joined the top group of Kellie, Kathryn, and Elliott. This show is such a joke. Kellie, after that horrendous performance, is still here, while Mandisa was gone after 1 mediocre night. Chris and Ace are the bottom 2, and Paris is safe. If Chris goes home, I'm done. It should absolutely be Ace. Whew, Ace is going home. I was scared, y'all. After Mandisa went home, I lost all faith in voters other than me. So what does Chris being in the bottom 2 tell us? Chris is a rocker, and if he wins and y'all make him record a pop album, no one's gonna buy it. So there's really no point in him ever breaking away from rock again. Y'all can all shut up about him being a one-trick pony. He showed another great trick to himself, and people didn't vote. Tomorrow I'll pick the love songs everyone should sing. Starting with Chris singing "I Hate Everything About You". 7 Responses To "American Idol 5 top 7 elimination"
Q. Kellie and Elliott both stumbled last night -- or, so Simon said. Which of the final 7 should get cut? Paris Bennett 18943 votes fate is cruel, obviously kellie should have gon and chris should win. but no, kellie is fine, and chris is in the bottom 2 tonight. at least ace finally went... #1 - Posted by: beno on April 20, 2006 12:15 AMI repeat, NCIS >>>>>> AI. that said, I'm thrilled Ace is gone. If only the same could be said of Taylor... #2 - Posted by: me on April 20, 2006 01:38 AMI actually decided to not watch it tonight and instead played cards with the kids. I'm soooo glad Ace is gone but frankly the show is boring me. Yawwwwwnn! #3 - Posted by: jonag on April 20, 2006 01:50 AMI've been joking with my wife for more than a year now about how they would bring Andrea Bocelli as a guest onto the show and make the contestants do classical aria. Well, I was right about the Bocelli part anyway. My wife looks at me and asked, "How did you DO that?!?" Of course, my other joke has been that they will bring Bob Dylan on as a guest . . . And I'm sorry, but Paris did NOT deserve to be in the bottom three. But then again, this is a treacherous game. Look what happened to Constantine last year! #4 - Posted by: Ron on April 20, 2006 07:49 AMI think the top two in the end will be Kellie and Chris. Just like last year I belive it will be country girl and a rocker guy. Although I would love to see Kellie go home people seem to like her. There is also something about Paris that reminds me of Fantasia, she is unique. Personally the only ones that have really wowed me(that are still there) are Chris and Eliot. #5 - Posted by: Katie on April 20, 2006 02:02 PMDon't discount the influence of votefortheworst.com in keeping Pickler around. How do you think Scott Savol made it past the first week last year? I think Elliot is absolutely TERRIBLE, though. That horrible goatee plus his "vibrato" give me nightmares about mountain goats. Chris? It's time for the curtain to come down on that one trick pony's show. He was awful the last two weeks. I'd love to love Katharine, but she can't sustain the power notes and has a tendency to screech in the high register. It's a frustrating season. #6 - Posted by: Lionstone on April 20, 2006 02:15 PMCome join us and talk about how much we hate Kellie!!! Okay, so there are a couple of people who actually like her! Post a comment
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