First!
Where is Rowdi when you need her?

//FRANK: No. My wife doesn't let me play videogames at home, so this is my only time. Now, quiet!//

GRAND APPLAUSE!!! You guys know there would be a lot fewer divorces these days if you guys could just learn this rule for life!! Well Done Sara!!

Frank sounds alot like Rumsfeld...I wonder...have these two ever been in the same room together? Maybe Rummy is Frank's real dad?

"That means you make short interrogative sentences and I do the monologing" -- I love it!

"just make stuff up like you normally do" LOL!

The correct answer to "What do you want for dinner tonight?" is: "what are my options?" I know that's technically not an answer, but it gets both of you closer to what you're looking for.

Wisdom it took me years to develop is yours for the taking...

(Should I be concerned that it took me years to come up with this helpful response? Probably...)

Why waste good money on a wolverine? I thought that was why you got Rowdi (and it would cut down on your dog food expense).

Frank J., you just proved why everyone voted for you.

Why make Rowdi sick (you should know Liberal blood is seathing with poison). Rooms full of lefties are the reason why God created flame throwers!

Why is a press secretary needed? Couldn't the White House just set up an automated call line to handle the press?"

"Hello, and thank you for calling the White House press line. We realize that you really don't ask questions, but instead make biased monologue statements, so please enjoy our new automated system designed to help serve you more efficiently."

"To make a statement disguised as a question regarding Iraq, press one. To make a statement disguised as a question regarding all other issues, press two. Please wait for the beep and begin your monologue. When you are finished, please feel free to make up answers to any questions you may have, as you would following a traditional press conference. Thank you again for calling the White House press line."

That's it, a jihad on your ass.

I was nice, I threatened you Frank, and Cat boy and even Harvey.

You have forced me to declare a battle of the funny which will not be hosted at your puny site.

I will battle Frank J for the job of Press Secretary and the Puppy Blender will host the poll.

Now I pack for DC and the Milblogs conference, where much scheming will take place.

Cordially,

Uncle J

Uncle J,
You can't win. If I wanted the job (which I'm not thrilled about), I'm young, vigorous, immune to social graces, and largely ignorant of current events. That makes me the perfect person to deal with reporters.

I can't believe nobody else is outraged that Frank J. is not allowed to play video games. Did you know that would happen before you got married? Because for me, that would be cause for a divorce.

bgrx, no woman in her right mind would allow the videogame playing. We all know that it's a guy's way of escaping reality and if he's trying to escape reality while he's married, he's being a stupid butthead and VERY insulting. Plus he's hogging the TV.

1.)Wait a few years. Not Playing Videogames will be on the bottom of the list of things you don't get to do anymore.

2.)There are many correct answers to Sara's question:
a.)I don't know - what would you like me to (make you/bring home/go out for)
b.)How about X (where x=something quick and easy that's in the kitchen already.) Of course, b leads to, "I was thinking of making y, to which you say, "that sounds even better. All of these approaches are designed to keep the list mentioned in #1 limited to Video Games.

3. Can't you play computer games while American Idol is on? You wouldn't even have to turn the sound off, since the music of the game would be indistinguishable from that coming from the TV

//since the music of the game would be indistinguishable from that coming from the TV//

My guess is that you've never heard the score for Panzer or Allied General. I'm not an Idol fan, but I DO enjoy my DVD Firefly and Lois&Clark episodes, and believe me the tunes DO NOT mix well. Sorry to ruin your compromise, but videogames are bad for marriage...PERIOD.

I know quite a few women who would be offended by this games-are-for-men mentality, but I get the picture.

Funny. I always thought that being bossy, overbearing, uncompromising and immasculating was bad for a marriage. Good thing I was set straight.

Question: Why did people get divorced in the days before before Pong and its progeny?

We should get preachers in the pupits denouncing the playing of any video games as they lead to bad marriages. My eyes have been opened!

//I always thought that being bossy, overbearing, uncompromising and immasculating was bad for a marriage. Good thing I was set straight.//

LOL DE!! See it's so simple. I'm still glad this is a humor site but I realize my penchant for tossing Playstations off of balconies might be construed as uptight and far from the topic. My bad.

FRANK IS FUNNY!! There! Back on track.

It's been a while since I played my PS2, we both used to play Tiger Woods 2005 together a lot. Sadly, it's been even longer since I played a round of golf. No golf make Chris cry. And damn near a year since I even hit the driving range.

Forget press secretary, Frank. I want you to run for President. Yes, I realize that you have shown a proclivity for common sense and that mitigates against you, but other than that, you have my vote.

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