Frank, can you circulate a petition, or maybe we need a letter compaign to show this countries' elected officials how much support there is for a war for oil.

How endearing. Finally, a pundit who sees things my way!

Why bother going all the way to the Middle East to steal oil? Why don't we just head south and steal oil from the Latin and South American countries? We could play it as a trade for all the "undocumented" workers they send us.

Gee, thanks, Frank. Now my moniter is sprayed down with Rockstar and all the libs in the adjacent cubes are wondering why I'm laughing so hysterically! Keep up the great work!

brandEn...you just stole my thunder...glad someone else feels the same way.

Hybrids are not "gay", they're "geeky". I just wanted to clear that up.

Also, shouldn't we just go after Canada's oil? They're nearby, wimpy, and if we attack Quebec it will be almost as satisfying as attacking France. Just think of the parade-like atmosphere with all of those white flags waving in the air.

I know it's been said, but there really should be a warning on these, especially when one is trying to read and slurp a mouthfull of Ramen Noodles...and DON'T try to make that sound dirty.

Anyway, my fav line was this:

//Will America stealing all the oil in the Middle East anger the people there? Of course, but who cares?" //

Had a Fifth Element feel to it that just tickled me awful.

Keep up the funny!!! LOL!! Bravo, Encore!!!

I know it's been said, but there really should be a warning on these, especially when one is trying to read and slurp a mouthfull of Ramen Noodles...and DON'T try to make that sound dirty.

Anyway, my fav line was this:

//Will America stealing all the oil in the Middle East anger the people there? Of course, but who cares?" //

Had a Fifth Element feel to it that just tickled me awful.

Keep up the funny!!! LOL!! Bravo, Encore!!!

It's about time.

You hate children?

All the while Anwar sits there all pristine and untouched. Sheesh.

Or, we could invade Alaska, and drill in our own terrirtoy. The environmentalist wackos are truly who is to blame here. It hasn't even been a year since the Senate Republicans tried to pass a bill to drill in ANWR, which was denied under threat of a filibuster by Demoractic Senators. Thanks Democrats for screwing the "working man"! I wonder how long it will be until the Democrats will try to pass a similar bill to drill in Alaska, just to take credit for it. What a joke!

A side benefit of the mine fields, besides killing little children, is that puppies and kittens will wander in and - BOOM!

You sick warmonger. Everyone knows that the funnest wars are fought in Germany and Southeast Asia, even though the oil leaves much to be desired.

Become a healthy warmonger! Let's go back to Vietnam and Germany and finish the job!

I would watch out attacking canada. Quebec would probably surrender because they're wimpy and french, but the rest of canada might hold its own. and besides, the rest of canada is cool. the french part of canada is the only part that sucks.

You got quoted is a KOS diary!

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/4/24/155914/567

Congrats! lets see how many people get the satire thingy.

We should also look into additional alternative fuel sources, such as the possibility of building nuclear powered SUV's.

You already got your war, silly rabbit.

Not many of them are getting it!

But their diatribes on why people don't need to own SUVs and trucks are good for a laugh...

We Need a War for Oil

I smell another t-shirt slogan idea for the IMAO store.

Two things:
1) Hybrids are most certainly gay.

2) The one exception would be a hybrid that ran on blood. Because that would be kinda awesome in a weird way. And, conveniently, Frank J's same battle plan could be used to gather fuel for the blood hybrids.

Son of Bob....great idea! All we have to do for a blood powered vehicle is mount a wood chipper in front. Refuel by driving through crowds of protesters! Talk about killing two birds with one stone!!!!

MartyBegan said "You got quoted is a KOS diary!...

Congrats! lets see how many people get the satire thingy."

From the comments left so far, almost none. Has anyone ever done a study to determine why the liberal gene is so devoid of a sense of humor?

Of course, I guess to have a sense of humor you must first have a clue...

wave_man,

What's even funnier is that the rabid lefties think it's those on the right who have no sense of humor.

Jesus H. Christ! That was really frightening. Now I remember why I don't read kos.

Hey what about us pickup guys! we need oil to! And the wood chipper would get clogged on Michael Moores fat! it wouldn't work...tsk,tsk. But a fat hybrid, then michael Moore could actually solve a problem, and we wouldn't need any more gas!! Yay(or fat for that matter

This post was REALLY funny. It's not often you can laugh out loud at a blog entry. "Someone must die for this!" ...oh, man, good stuff. You should work for The Onion!

Fat definitely will be the way to go. It burns, for one.
Trouble is, there's only one Michael Moore to feed the woodchipper.

An excellent parody of an idiot jock frat boy. Oh, you are an idiot? Sorry.

Satire doesn't work if you actually believe what you are saying.

//Trouble is, there's only one Michael Moore to feed the woodchipper.//

But that'll be fuel for the next millenia, and then our descendants can dig up what's left of Teddy Kennedy and use him for the next generation's fuel.

>Satire doesn't work if you actually believe what you are saying.

Actually, that's 90% of satire.

Liberals are REALLY clueless about humor.

Frank, You've got to stop stealing my ideas. I posted this a week ago.

War for Oil is War for Me

"'Don't you guys have anything better to do? Like losing a war to tiny country full of Jews?'"

Man, I'm sorry, but this was the funniest line outta the whole bunch. The Muslims have CONTINUALLY tried to eradicate Israel, abut the size of Rhode Island mind you, and failed.

Yup. Allahu Ackbar. Sure thing. He can't even get his act together enough to help you take down a small nation that you think is peopled by swines, monkeys and asses.

Or Maybe, Jehovah is a bigger, more Bad ass God and can kick the Arab ass 'til their camels come home. Nay, he might just be GOD. This has obviously not crossed the Arab/Persian mind.

Allah is great... at churning out asshats that can't get a clue that the dude that created it all is backing Israel's play and that the Arab/Persian world is screwed.

Frank are you totally out of your mind. What planet do you think we live on...Hasn't enough killing already been done on both sides... I mean if you want more bloodshed perhaps you should go pick up a gun and go do some killing yourself. Have you lost anyone that you know yet to the oil war we are already fighting... I have. Your piece is pretty dispicable man I mean really. It's people like you that litter our highways, piss in our gardens, and generally just make things look and feel like a giant trailer park in some god forsaken back woodsy part of town near the dump. It's people like you that walk around selfish and unnoticing of the real p[roblems that we face as a world society. Do you think oil will last forever... how about water... maybe there is more gold in them thar hills there Frank. Or maybe you could only hope so. I find it obvious that you do not have any children and if you're thinking about it don't as we don't need another selfish fool procreating and creating more. I just wonder Frank, if you ever put any thought into anything or if you just like to spout off and say big things so you can get the "Hell Yeah" from Bubba down in the hollow. Try some thing called compassion Frank, try something called resourcefulness, try something called conservation, it really isn't all that bad to share with people and play nice Frank. Oh and if you think I am some bleeding heart liberal think again... I too own a SUV, am a registered republican, and own my share of guns, but people like you and your thoughts trully make me ill as I really don't think you have ever found the time to actually mentally make it past the age of 14. Good Luck.. you are going to need all the help that you can get.

psst bundangrebel

hey stupid, he was joking.

Ok, I capitulated and read the Kos article. I made it to the 4th reply and almost had a heart attack. Air-powered cars? I sincerely hope that guy was being sarcastic. To store enough energy in air to move (just move, not accelerate/start, mind you )a 1500 lb vehicle 1 mile at ~20 mph (i.e. aerodynamic drag is negligable) would require a 1 m^3 tank at 23 times atmospheric pressure. I thought about finding the Carnot cycle needed for it, but I'm a bit lazy. (and it would require a lot of assumptions...and I don't happen to have my thermo book...and...) Anyhow, the point being, I hate stupid people. (and I'm bored at work)

Gee Frankie it sounds like you must be compensating for something? Little gay cars vs. big manly SUVs? Could it be a terminal case of "Little Dick Syndrome"? How big is your SUV? I've heard that there is some sort of inverse ratio to this mathematical problem.

I thought this war was for oil. Only prices have gone up. Guess we attacked the wrong country. Oh and I'm keeping my SUV. Anyways I'm from MN, we get our oil from Canada. If we're going to attack somewhere attack them, they are worthless. Although camping in Jasper and Banff is nice, so don't bomb there. Plus there's this place in Banff where the margherita's are like 3 dollars canadien which is like 12 cents US. Don't bomb them. They have like 17 flavors. And what's up with wanting to kill monkeys with landmines. The monkeys are innocent.

Frank are you totally out of your mind. What planet do you think we live on...Hasn't enough killing already been done on both sides... I mean if you want more bloodshed perhaps you should go pick up a gun and go do some killing yourself. Have you lost anyone that you know yet to the oil war we are already fighting... I have. Your piece is pretty dispicable man I mean really. It's people like you that litter our highways, piss in our gardens.....(and some other bullcrap she's blabbering on about, etc.)




Cindy Sheehan, is that you???