"but, for all intensive purposes"
i think it's intents and purposes

and FIRST

No... with a serious situation like illegals you've got to have some "intensive purposes."

I have to disagree with number four. I don't know about the rest of the country, but around here, the Mexican restaurants are run by arab immigrants that are here legally...Of course I'm no ICE agent, they may be illegal too.

In the words of Joe Bob Briggs: "I love Meskin--especially when they do the hat dance."

"for all intensive purposes", King of Queens, one of the phrases Carrie kept correcting Kevin on. he can say it if he likes.

so can frank, even if it WAS intentional to sound funny. u don't need to ramp and rage about it.

As long as it's not "for all intensive porpoises" because that would be silly and Democrats would pull the plug on them and call it a mercy killing.

Good job with the Mrs. Doubtfire reference, Frank. Oh and the rest of it was good, too.

To move Mexico, all we need to do is:

1) Get some jackhammers and separate Mexico from the North American plate.

2) Get some tubes of super glue and glue Mexico to the Pacific plate.

3) Wait a few hundred million years.

Sure, they'll still be close to California for a while, but it'll be worth it to see the look on their faces when Mexico is an island!

Master Shake, we could do all that but in the interests of saving money, we'll need to hire undocumented workers to cut Mexico away. Then we can speed up the move a little bit by putting a couple trolling motors on one side of the country.

I appreciate all of this enlightening information about illegals. We've got a barking mad Pakistani on our condo board who is trying to get us to hire a bunch of Mexicans to build us a wire fence around the property to protect us from Latino theives who have been stealing car radios and busting windows. Well, sorry Amar, but it's ILLEGAL to hire illegals to prevent illegal activity by illegals. I am all for dividing the USA from our southern neighbors -- maybe we could just put alligators in the rivers.

I like the idea of stocking the rivers with predators, but I was thinking pirhana might be better than alligators. They'd just shoot alligators and make boots from them.

Like I said before, just fly all the illegals over to France. Within 10 hours (probably less), the French will surrender, and the hard working "undocumented workers" (not undoucumented for long, since the French have surrendered) will do all the jobs that the French seem too lazy to do. France will dissapear and be called 2nd Spain. The other plus is that now that the poor ex-mexicans that suddenly have money can call themselves Spanyerds and not be lying. Since Mexico is then cleared out, we can move in and make use of all the oil.

we have plenty of alligators and water moccasins over in in La. we could send to put in the river.

Redneck: "we could do all that but in the interests of saving money, we'll need to hire undocumented workers to cut Mexico away."

Well, that goes without saying. I mean, I'm an American, and that's certainly a job that I wouldn't do.

Perhaps we could taunt them at the border. A good nasty taunting just might do the trick...err, maybe we build a large, wooden badger. Hmmm...

Now Go away! Or I shall taunt you a second time!

Anytime you can reference The Holy Grail, it's a good post.

Don't forget there are over 4 million a year from other countries who fly here and never report back. Was just on fox. They have expired visa's.

Just remember, sweatshop workers do all the jobs that illegal immigrants won't do.

My only question is whether they're assulting our boarders with...A RASPBERRY OR A BANNANA!??!

Perhaps a 15 Ton Weight is in order...or a tiger.

And now, I will appoligize for that:
SORRY!

I think that we should invade...just a little...like ten miles...and then build a big honkin fence....and then bury a boat load of land mines on our side of the fence and then build machine gun pits to mow down any that might make it through the minefields. Problem solved.

How about Israel and Mexico trade countries. That would rule to have Israel on our southern border. And, let's see how crazy Mexicans can make the Palestinians by crossing their borders, cranking up their polka, and throwing empty bud light cans over their fences. Not to mention the crazy low riding cars with goofy-small wheels, Mexican flag stickers and CDs hanging from the rear view mirrors.

That Italian comment was completely stereotypical! I'm taking my organ grinder & monkey & going home...

Here in Denver, it's just as likely to be an illegal Mexican immigrant shooting up your restaurant.

The funny thing is, the illegal immigrant was working at a restaurant owned by the mayor of Denver.

The really funny thing is, the illegal immigrant had been stopped on multiple traffic violations previously, hadn't been able to produce a driver's license or insurance, and was still let go, without an inquiry into his immigration status.

And even funnier, the guy fled back to Mexico, who refused to send him back for trial until we agreed to not sentence him to death or life without parole. Hilarious, eh?

We could always build a fence with some nice SHRUBBERY,
Or lob a few of the HOLY HAND GRENADES OF ANTIOC,
Or send some of the lonely ladies from CASTLE ANTHRAX to patrol the border,
Or disguise all of our border agents as middle aged British housewives or gangs of violent grannies,
Or better yet, bring out the fierce beast....THE CUTE LITTLE BUNNY. That'll show those illegals who's boss.
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