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April 26, 2006
It Is the Beginning of the End
Posted by Frank J. at 03:05 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (19)

Spanish Socialists are going down the path to destroy all humanity. Forget everything else and help stop Spanish Socialists now!

UPDATE: Oh yeah; I have a shirt design for this occasion. No matter how bad things get, I should never miss an opportunity for a plug.

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19 Responses To "It Is the Beginning of the End"

Good Grief.
The wackos in spain want to grant human rights to lower primates. I thought that was the providence of the International Monkey Assasin organization.

Oh yeah, and first!

#1 - Posted by: CHOW on April 26, 2006 03:16 PM

o, great, another democratic voting block. . .

git your hands off me you damn dirty ape.

#2 - Posted by: 2klb_o_fun on April 26, 2006 03:17 PM

So does that mean poop flinging will become legal? Not that I'm asking for any particular reason...

#3 - Posted by: Redneck on April 26, 2006 03:35 PM

I'm surprised they plan to give them only the rights of minors and handicapped persons. Isn't that a bit discriminatory?

#4 - Posted by: c on April 26, 2006 03:39 PM

You have got to be kidding me. Is that site a parody site like theonion.com ?

#5 - Posted by: Algo2 on April 26, 2006 03:41 PM

First monkeys, then robots.

Let me be the first to welcome our robot monkey overlords. . .

#6 - Posted by: Chris on April 26, 2006 03:48 PM

Does this mean that monkeys will now legally be able to own a gun?

Frank's article on disarming a monkey may soon come in handy here...

#7 - Posted by: pizwat on April 26, 2006 03:49 PM

And then there's this:

Police Search for Killer Chimpanzees

#8 - Posted by: JackC on April 26, 2006 03:51 PM

JackC:

If bears can do it you know monkeys can.

#9 - Posted by: Algo2 on April 26, 2006 03:55 PM

@Algo2 - If that site is a parody, they don't have much of a sense of humor, since none of the other articles on the front page are funny.

#10 - Posted by: Alice H on April 26, 2006 04:15 PM

Next thing you know they'll be giving them human rights, AND robot arms for pooh flinging. These socilaists must be stopped now!

#11 - Posted by: fmragtops on April 26, 2006 04:28 PM

Chris said:
Let me be the first to welcome our robot monkey overlords. . .

That's awefully French of you Chris.

#12 - Posted by: Dr. Phat Tony on April 26, 2006 05:13 PM

The real reason they want this is so the monkeys have the right to marriage. The day the law goes into effect you will see socialists lining up at city hall to wed their pet.

I hear that pigs are genetically close to humans as well. Pigs will be the next to get rights.

#13 - Posted by: Cotillion on April 26, 2006 06:51 PM

i guess when we get rid of all the illegal immigrants then we can let the monkeys do those jobs (you know the ones we won't do)think of all the money the employers will save.

#14 - Posted by: dan c on April 26, 2006 07:07 PM

Actually, those filthy racists are only including apes. Monkeys need not apply.

"Monkey rights now! We're doing the jobs that forged-document apes won't do!"

#15 - Posted by: Master Shake on April 26, 2006 07:48 PM

Check out American Jihad their blog and podcast kicks major "pinky toe"!

#16 - Posted by: Joshua on April 27, 2006 12:59 AM

Every group of people have their own object of worship. Sane people worship our Creator. Hindus worship cows. Spanish socialists and evolutionist worship apes. We shouldn't be so bigoted towards these wackos' exercise of freedom of religion.

#17 - Posted by: Shaun Woods on April 27, 2006 05:11 AM

In a war against robot monkeys, there can be no victory. They're like Sauron's Orcs on steroids, with better aim.

#18 - Posted by: Chris on April 27, 2006 08:31 AM

If Monkies got human rights, how would that affect their match up with Aquaman?

#19 - Posted by: fmragtops on April 27, 2006 07:32 PM
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