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April 26, 2006
Let It Snow!
Posted by Laurence Simon at 10:18 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (15)

Since everybody else is going to make some kind of joke on "Snow Job" ...

Oh, Helen Thomas' face is frightful
And her questions are so spiteful
Since McClellan really wants to go
Tony Snow! Tony Snow! Tony Snow!

The war doesn't show signs of stopping
Veins in Gregory's face are popping
Who can we find that is in the know?
Tony Snow! Tony Snow! Tony Snow!

When they ask him for a sound bite
How he'll hate going out in the swarm
If they manage to quote him right
Will they still manage to inform?

Well, we all know Bush is lying
About these wiretaps and spying
Who can tell these folks to all go blow?
Tony Snow! Tony Snow! Tony Snow!

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15 Responses To "Let It Snow!"

rabbi simon, you are the Weird Al Yankovic of IMAO! such a talent you have for "retooling" a song, to make it much better than the original, in most cases!

you are truly wise, clever and smarty-pantsy!

#1 - Posted by: aA on April 26, 2006 10:35 AM

LMAO!

Here's hoping we see some HT (BLEEP!)-slappings from Mr Snow!

#2 - Posted by: Lady Heather on April 26, 2006 10:44 AM

I'm hoping to see Tony's hands around Helen Thomas' throat a la Homer throttling Bart.

#3 - Posted by: Master Shake on April 26, 2006 10:59 AM

All right, Laurence! You're gonna be as good as Harvey at re-writing songs one of these days...

#4 - Posted by: Seth on April 26, 2006 11:31 AM

Tony Snow is sooooo cute!!

#5 - Posted by: jonag on April 26, 2006 11:37 AM

So when do we get a rendition of SarahK singing this?

#6 - Posted by: JackC on April 26, 2006 11:39 AM

Would Sarah ever utter "We all know Bush is lying" ?

#7 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on April 26, 2006 11:41 AM

//Tony Snow is sooooo cute!!//

ERRR...I think he's kind of blocky looking, like a lego person...McClellan was a bigo'teddybar...sigh, gonna miss Scott.

You can bet Tony's not gonna let W slap him around as much as Scott did.

#8 - Posted by: shimauma on April 26, 2006 12:28 PM

"ERRR...I think he's kind of blocky looking, like a lego person...McClellan was a bigo'teddybar...sigh, gonna miss Scott."

I guess I prefer legos to teletubbies! Plus Tony Snow's voice is kind of smoky and soothing. He's swoon-worthy.

#9 - Posted by: jonag on April 26, 2006 12:45 PM

i can't believe they were able to bag tony snow -- they did something right for once

#10 - Posted by: cadet on April 26, 2006 01:20 PM

Nicely done, Lair. Very nicely.

#11 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on April 26, 2006 01:59 PM

At least you didnt start quoting that rapper/ragge dude "Snow" and his infamous one hit wonder "Informer"

#12 - Posted by: Robert on April 26, 2006 03:09 PM

I'm with jonag on this one. I could look at/listen to Tony Snow all day, and not get tired. *sigh*

He's a terrific journalist, a breath of fresh air in an otherwise insane world.

#13 - Posted by: SkyeChild on April 26, 2006 04:14 PM

Laurence,Paul wants his Rhymin' Simon nickname back.Good work.

#14 - Posted by: DohXs on April 26, 2006 06:07 PM

Yeah! its SHOW time er I mean SNOW time.
I'm also voting for Tony on voice alone- so fine and friendly...AND
He'll outwit the nitwits of the press every day.

#15 - Posted by: DebbieK.inIL on April 28, 2006 03:53 PM
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