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April 27, 2006
The 101st Fighting Keyboardists Now Have Their Service Patch
Posted by Frank J. at 11:51 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (21)

Tell me this isn't awesome:

fightingkeys.jpg

It was made by Derek who explains it here.

I'll have more on this later (as I assume will Captain Ed), but I'm working on a really long post right now.

For the time being, just know that the chicken hawks have come home to roost, and you liberal chickens better watch out!

Rating: 2.9/5 (5 votes cast)

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21 Responses To "The 101st Fighting Keyboardists Now Have Their Service Patch"

Do I see a shirt in the near future?

#1 - Posted by: Redneck on April 27, 2006 12:00 PM

"I shake more intelligent things out of my keyboard when I clean it, Oliver!"

#2 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on April 27, 2006 12:09 PM

can i join? can i join? where do i sign up?
Best Regards, CHOW

#3 - Posted by: CHOW on April 27, 2006 12:30 PM

A more feline oriented word normally comes to mind for those losers.

Aren't you afraid that this is considered "hostile" humor? We wouldn't want to offend "people" who call us "Nazis", or anything.

#4 - Posted by: Master Shake on April 27, 2006 12:34 PM

I'm In!!!

Vive le Chickenhawk!!!

or whatever.

#5 - Posted by: FIAR on April 27, 2006 12:37 PM

ooh! ooh! make a button! or one of those patch thingys.

#6 - Posted by: z on April 27, 2006 12:40 PM

This isn't awesome. I will do anything Frank J. tells me.

#7 - Posted by: crazed_dave on April 27, 2006 12:53 PM

Crazed_dave, I hate you. That was supposed to be my joke.

#8 - Posted by: Kylos on April 27, 2006 02:44 PM

Join the club, Kylos!

#9 - Posted by: crazed_dave on April 27, 2006 02:55 PM

I'm suprised nobody hit this one yet:

"I'm a chicken hawk, and I'm gonna eat chicken!"

Anyways, I'm down, and i'd buy the T-shirt.

#10 - Posted by: fmragtops on April 27, 2006 04:53 PM

I'm a member of a message board used by both Liberals and conservatives...I've been attacked with the "chickenhawk" label, even though, during the Viet Nam era, I was working for the Navy in a civilian capacity, (I mean, after all someone has to build those submarines.)

At any rate, in order to blunt THAT criticism, I created this image:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/franksalterego/chickenhawk.jpg

If it suits your purposes, feel free to use it.

#11 - Posted by: franksalterego on April 28, 2006 09:42 AM

As a parent of an Iraqi Soldier, fighting here on the homefront, with my blog as my prime weapon, count me in!

#12 - Posted by: Psycmeistr on April 28, 2006 04:49 PM

First glance at the new logo and I was reaching for the nearest Ruger. (Hope they don't try to mess with your new logo.) Up close I recommend the P89 with 147 grain Gold Dot JHP. Instant chicken gumbo!

#13 - Posted by: Jumpintimmy on April 29, 2006 08:47 PM

I'm a chicken hawk 'cause I eat chickens. People can say what they want, but I eat chickens (read--cowards)

I've got to find the chicken hawk with foghorn leghorn vid... :D

#14 - Posted by: Scrappy on April 30, 2006 06:50 AM

How do I join? Sign me up!

#15 - Posted by: BobG on April 30, 2006 08:00 AM

Assuming all of you are not eligible to serve, please go right ahead, with our support!

If, on the other hand, you are eligible to serve and support the war, Operation Monkey Face will yell and scream "Chicken Hawk!" instead of engage in any debate with you. We actually hate the military and don't want anyone to serve, but yelling and screaming is much easier than debating the merits of an argument.

#16 - Posted by: Operation Monkey Face on April 30, 2006 08:09 AM

I'm in, thanks for doing this guys...

Ace in the Hole: Join The 101st Fighting Keyboardists!

#17 - Posted by: Fred Witzell on April 30, 2006 11:14 AM

I hope you all understand that the term chickenhawk refers to older man who like to have sex with boys, in other woeds, shorteyes, child molester, sexual predator. So if that is what you want to call yourself it just proves the point that the left makes when it says that the right does get it.

#18 - Posted by: jeff on April 30, 2006 03:27 PM

How do you join this chickensh** outfit?

#19 - Posted by: Frank X. on May 3, 2006 01:40 PM

Hey there!..got the blogroll and insignia up n running..add me add me..lolz

#20 - Posted by: Angel on May 3, 2006 03:23 PM

First major spring counteroffensive-

Operation: Smoke Janjaweed

"LIBS-WANNA SMOKE SOME JANJAWEED?

Join the Marines!

No signing bonus. Might get to wear one of those cute blue UN helmets, though."

(this could be your first major counteroffensive, now that notable chickenhawks like George Clooney are beating the drums for action in Sudan)

#21 - Posted by: Lib_Buster on May 4, 2006 05:34 PM
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