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May 03, 2006
Dan Rather's Blog
(A Precision Guided Humor Assignment) Recently rumors have surfaced that Dan Rather is contemplating quitting CBS and taking up blogging. Now there's no mystery regarding WHAT he'd blog about - his cat, his colon, how much it sucks to be living in his daughter's basement - after all, he's lost without his teleprompter. The only question is what he would call his blog. I speculate thusly on the possibilities: * Rather Ironic, Isn't It? * Speaking Half-Truths to Power * Drink the TANG * CBS Evening KOS * I Am NOT Making This Up! * Here's the Frequency, Now Stop Calling Me Kenneth! * Delusions By Dan * Democratic Underwear * Funny Like Colbert, Except Not On TV * I'm STILL Not Wearing Pants When I Sit Behind My Desk * Now With Superscripts! * Take A Memo * Rather's Blathers * Please Stop Fact-Checking My Ass * The Ratherington Post * How Much Is That Selectric In the Window? * 43 Years At CBS and Not Even a Freakin' Gold Watch to Show For It - Cheap, Back-Stabbing Bastards! * Oh Yeah? Well I Wouldn't Come Back Now If You Got Down On Your Hands and Knees and BEGGED Me!... Although I Suppose It Wouldn't Hurt To Try... * D!scount V1agra! - The GoogleBait Blog * Vast Mainstream Wing Conspiracy * Courage - The Blog * Authenticated Signatures, Journalistic Integrity and Other Oxymorons * It's NOT Bush's Fault (Just Kidding) * Crouching Liar, Hidden Agenda He might also call it IMAOpodcast.com, since heaven knows THAT one's not being used. Any other possibilities? 12 Responses To "Dan Rather's Blog"
I'd rather like to think he'd do a ripoff of IMAO. #1 - Posted by: George guy on May 3, 2006 09:30 PMCurse you, George, for exposing the feebleness of my efforts! *shakes fist* #2 - Posted by: Harvey on May 3, 2006 09:37 PMRather's Revealing Rants Dan's Duds Lies You Can Believe Three-quarter-truths This Time, We Promise
Haha, so true. #3 - Posted by: blue square on May 3, 2006 10:06 PM-Fake but Accurate He could also do some side jobs to pick up extra cash, like teaching people how to forge memos and great ways to sink a political career. Whoops, maybe he better stick with his day job, lying like a rug. #5 - Posted by: TGregg on May 3, 2006 11:47 PMKatie's New Pimp, Register now. Pimp My Blog This Blog is thinner' n turnip soup. I'd Rather be a Saddamite Juanita Who? #6 - Posted by: Ron Rockstar on May 4, 2006 12:22 AMI'd Rather Not 60 Lies Rather's Believe It or Not Official Journalist Suspenders Blog It's hard up in here for a Punk #7 - Posted by: DMills on May 4, 2006 01:29 AM"Take A Memo" LOL #9 - Posted by: slapout on May 4, 2006 09:20 AM>Rather's Believe It or Not That's GOTTA be it! #10 - Posted by: Francesco Poli on May 4, 2006 09:29 AMHow 'bout "Kenneth's Frequency"? #11 - Posted by: MAJ Mike on May 4, 2006 12:29 PMDan the Man's VBB (Viciously Bland Blog) So many opportunities. so little time. #12 - Posted by: seanmahair on May 4, 2006 04:02 PMPost a comment
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