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May 05, 2006
Unfair, Unbalanced, and Unmedicated: Vote Rigging
In this new segment, Frank J. will try to out crazy Kos using rhetoric and ideas that will only harm Republicans and conservative causes. This first installment is just a warm up. The Republicans are about to lose the House, and it's only smart people like us who can make sure that conservative values succeed. We have a problem in America, and it's time we only support candidates willing to face it. That problem is... VOTE RIGGING IN AMERICAN IDOL!!! This problem has gone on far too long. In its first year, there should have been a committee formed as soon as Justin Guarini made the top two. Things have only gotten worse since then. Obviously, the Democrats don't care; they hate America and want bad singing to reign. We would have expected some support from Republicans, BUT WE WERE WRONG! The voting is obviously rigged, and we need Congressional investigation into it. Who controls it? What is their agenda? Why did Mandissa get voted off so early this year? WHY? Then there is the drug issue. American Idol involves more drug abuse than all major sports combined, and all of it is done by Paula Abdul. What is she taking? And how can we get some? Things are horribly wrong at FOX, but no one seems to care. When Dennis Hastert was confronted on this issue, he said he doesn't watch American Idol. WHAT!? Why are the Republicans scared on this issue? Are they afraid what Simon Cowell might say about them? Are they secretly members of the Soul Patrol? Well, one thing is clear: WE MUST SUPPORT A PRIMARY CHALLENGER FOR DENNIS HASTERT! IT'S TIME TO GET RID OF THAT SINGING-HATING RINO! Everyone call your Congressmen now and give money to their challengers. It's time to get some real conservatives in Washington. 6 Responses To "Unfair, Unbalanced, and Unmedicated: Vote Rigging"
GARBLE RARGLE BARGLE!! #*#&*@&*#& EVERY1!!!! H A L I B U R T O N ! ! ! YEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
since your post doesn't have anything about Kellie Pickler in it, i have to believe you're also a RINO, just one with a different agenda than Hastert. we need a challenger to face Frank J. in the ... something something. #2 - Posted by: sarahk on May 5, 2006 11:54 AMGosh... maybe Joes' "thinking" was "right" after all? #3 - Posted by: mudshark on May 5, 2006 11:58 AMMandisa was thrown off because she had two bad weeks in a row. The first mistake was singing a gospel song which pissed off the lefties and the second was to mangle Shania Twain, pissing off the rednecks. I don't think it had anything to do with vote rigging. However, I think we should take a look into why Chicken Little was kicked off so soon. Was he too "white boy" for Randy? Too young for Paula (if that's possible)? Or was Simon jealous that someone else had a bigger head? No, it was because he looked like a Preppy Young Republican. I think that a bunch of Dems in Michigan slashed the tires of Kevin voters so they couldn't get to the polls. They must pay! #4 - Posted by: Ray on May 5, 2006 02:50 PM>Frank J. will try to out crazy Kos Isn't that the sort of thing that could eventually create a concentration of something so high, the universe is destroyed? Perhaps I'm just confusing this with Michael Moore... #5 - Posted by: Francesco Poli on May 5, 2006 02:53 PMThe dulcet tones of the sublime Kelly Pickler are greatly missed, and the foul Republicans have done nothing about it! (Actually, I'm kind of confused on what position I'm supposed to have on this one, but I must obey the Queen of the Blogododecahedron) ((Unless that's not really SarahK, and it's an imposter. If so, then I didn't mention Kellie Pickler before I did, and therefore I am not a RINO.)) (((Unless it's OK to be a RINO, just not a singing-hating RINO.))) ((((My head hurts)))) #6 - Posted by: Master Shake on May 5, 2006 02:55 PMPost a comment
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