You forgot John Kerry.

Yeah, John Effing Kerry has a dumb monkey face well worthy of a punch.

And you're right, Frank, those faces just make you want to punch them...Hard.

You may want to use a melee weapon instead with Mikey - he's liable to eat your hand if you punch him.

As for the rest, if you punch them you should at least wear protective gloves. Lefties are known carriers of over 1000 infectious diseases.

OK Frank, you have to get off the Ambien. It appears you are sleep-posting.

I think we should all band together and proclaim Monday, May 8th as national "Punch a liberal in their stupid monkey face" day.

Anyone else with me?

You have insulted many monkeys today.

Punch them? Heck, I want to copy off several of those pictures and use them as shotgun targets! Yes, SHOTGUN...so when the pellets hit, there is nothing at all left of the photos. Mind you, that's only with pictures...if I did it for real with either Michael Mooron or Red Ted, their fat cells would seep out, begin connecting with each other, and form som sort of hidious monster like the Blob (then again looking at either of them, you might say they already have).
Speaking of hidious monsters, I just read David Icke's conspiracy theory about Hitlery Clinton being an "Anunaki"...h hidious lizard-like being from outer space that disguises itself a human to rule over the rest of us. Wow! A conspiracy theory that makes 100% sense! Way to uncover the truth, David!!!!

I watched "Team America" to-day; that more than satisfied my maimed liberals quota.

OK, they're ugly. That cannot be argued with. I am considerably happier with the insight you provide than most of what I see on the right-wing blogosphere. Like you care.

You should wiki up Salacious Crumb, Jabba the Hutt's jester. That's the image I have of every Kos commenter--which makes Kos Jerry Nadler, the way I figure it.

This post brought to my mind the scene in "Emperor's New Groove" where Kronk's shoulder devil, trying to lead Kronk down the path that *ROCKS*, makes the argument "Look at that guy! He's got that sissy stringy music thing." Then his second argument is to do a one armed handstand.

The funny thing is, the shoulder angel, eventually says "No, no. He's got a point."

Which just goes to prove, that sometimes the most sillest response could actually make the most sense.

LETS GO PUNCH SOME LIBERALS!!!

I agree!! OH yessss I feel the same way.

I like Wolfman Dan idea too, use them as photos for target practice. Perfect!

These photos beg for Photoshopping. Perhaps you could have a contest or something.

Man, what violent humor!

Can we punch this guy in the face, too?

http://www.bushorchimp.com/

Liberals are sooo much fun to punch! They cry like big babies! All their training comes from bad kung-fu movies so they always wait their turn to rush in. That's why I can wade through the whole student union down at the college every saturday. The funniest part is the girls put up a better fight than the boys. They all sound the same when they're crying afterwards though. Time for my workout...should I go down to the student union or keep it light and just clean out a Starbucks? I sometimes think I'm doing too much, maybe I should go in before noon when these guys are still in bed.....

Wow. There is some amazing humor on this blog. I'm blown away by how smart you guys are. Just absolutely stunning and full of irony and brilliance. Frank J. should have his own talk show he is so funny. Will I ever be able to stop laughing at this hilarious post? Heck no! It's just too funny. I think I'll have to make this post my new homepage. Posting pictures of people and think writing about how they have "dumb monkey faces." Seriously, how did you come up with it? Did it take a lot of thought and research? I bet it did because it is fantastically funny!!

Someone could make a living out of studying the behavioral patterns of IMAO commenters. For instance . . .

Shimauma is angriest because he used the bold HTML coding, and you know someone's angry when they do that because that requires going through that awkward process of hitting the shift key and the greater-than/less-than signs. He also used the Caps Lock, which, by itself, is not usually a sign of extra-angriness, but combined with the bold signs, shows signs of severe anger bordering on madness.

Closer Look insults his own name by pointing out what is obvious and needs no close look.

Sarcasm Man, meanwhile, is either being very sarcastic and hates us all or is just another repetitive, asinine fan, like me.

I guess the thing you could take away from all this is: Don't be a liberal, or you'll get punched in your dumb monkey face!

//Shimauma is angriest because he used the bold HTML coding, and you know someone's angry when they do that because that requires going through that awkward process of hitting the shift key and the greater-than/less-than signs. He also used the Caps Lock, which, by itself, is not usually a sign of extra-angriness, but combined with the bold signs, shows signs of severe anger bordering on madness//

He is a "SHE" of german/french background raising a teen daughter;
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M ANGRY/INSANE!!!

...and look, I know how to use italics too.

Shimauma, The sad thing about liberals today is they are so gender confused they can't tell a man from a woman. Poor, sad monkey faced liberals.

I'm so much smarter than you right wing *%!holes. I support a woman's right to choose. I don't like to pay child support. I support the fight against global warming. It's great those old Frenchies died off a while back because they couldn't afford air conditioning. I am opposed to the war in Iraq. I'm glad those soldiers are dying for my right to oppose their dying, as long as I don't have to fight for their right to die for my freedom. I am a real hippie, and use it to my personal advantage, especially with the babes. I hate Jesus for loving me so much, and I made my own personal god out of a pot leaf. I hate the federal government, and am going to a left-wing liberal school on your tax dollars, you idiots. I like eating my part of the American Dream Pie and not giving back anything worth while.

I am Sarcasm Man, and I am better than you!

//I hate Jesus for loving me so much, and I made my own personal god out of a pot leaf.//
// I am Sarcasm Man, and I am better than you!//

And there you have it folks...a perfect example of left wing rhetoric and lunacy...

//I am Sarcasm Man, and I am better than you!//

and that sentence alone is the funniest and best example of sarcasm in his entire screed

Does liberalism cause the dreaded monkey face or does the monkeyfacedness cause the liberalism?

//Does liberalism cause the dreaded monkey face or does the monkeyfacedness cause the liberalism?//

Or, could it simply be that the desire to compare people's pictures to monkey faces defines monkey-like stupidity?

To the other Sarcasm Man: I would not want the job and immigration problems the French have brought upon themselves. However, they were right about Iraq and the "Wowie! I Caught a Fish This Big" Decider in Chief was not.

//Or, could it simply be that the desire to compare people's pictures to monkey faces defines monkey-like stupidity?//

Nahhh, that's not it. Admit it, that's just your stupid monkey face talking.

C'mon, admitting you have a stupid monkey face is the first step to getting help.

//However, they were right about Iraq//

Yeah, like the oil for food scam. Who got the oil, who got the food? Froggies got the oil, Froggies got the food. Froggies got the money, and Froggies got the crude. Relax, I'm just being sarcastic. I speak to, and for, myself. I am the original...

It's hilarious that you're posting about punching Al Franken in the face and other posters are talking about how liberals cry like babies when you punch them.

Al Franken actually publicly challenged National Review editor Rich Lowry to a fist fight to test his manliness credentials when he was decrying the feminization of America.

Predictably, Mr. Lowry scurried away with his tail between his legs and mumbled something about how real manliness isn't about fighting. Now that sounds like some mamby pamby feminist version of manliness to me. Apparently liberals are the ones with the real huevos.

Just like how John Kerry volunteered to go fight in Vietnam while George W. thought it would be more fun to cheer on the troops from back in Texas.

How did you get the "brown", Whornet? Poling around where only liberal fags do? As Frankie said, "RELAX". I'm Sarcasm Man, and you're not.

Good one, Sarcasm Man. Maybe they'll let you MC the White House Correspondents dinner next year.