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May 09, 2006
Crack Suicide Squad...ATTACK!
Posted by Harvey at 11:18 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (10)

AQCSS before.jpg

Looks like the Al-Qaida Crack Suicide Squad is at it again:

BAGHDAD, Iraq – An explosion occurred in a building within the Sheik Abdel Kader mosque compound at approximately 6 p.m. May 7 in Rusafa, a neighborhood of east Baghdad.
[snip]
Initial reports indicate that two terrorists were wounded and another one was killed in the blast.

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The Coalition of the Willing congratulates the disassembled airborne parts of these psychotic Islamofacsists on successfully chlorinating the Arab gene pool, and wishes them many similar successes in the future.

Meanwhile, the Al-Qaida threat level in Iraq has been downgraded from "nuisance" to "annoyance", despite the Al-Qaida leadership's evaluation of the Iraq contingent as "without any organized military capabilities", which is actually a step up from last year's grade of "inept clods clumsily overcompensating for their inadequate genitalia".

Rating: 3.5/5 (1 vote cast)

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10 Responses To "Crack Suicide Squad...ATTACK!"

This is obviously Zionist propaganda. No Muslim would ever damage a mosque. Or attack from a mosque. Or hide munitions in a mosque.

Well, unless they felt like it.

#1 - Posted by: Master Shake on May 9, 2006 12:17 PM

Good stuff. The Life of Brian is one of Monty Python's better movies.

#2 - Posted by: on May 9, 2006 01:19 PM

(Note for future reference: The CENTCOM links will likely eventually move to this page after a couple weeks.)

#3 - Posted by: Harvey on May 9, 2006 03:14 PM

I am a little confused.

When 17 people (some of whom were women and children) are killed in Tal Afar, do you feel that is an "nuisance" or "annoyance"?

Personally, I think it is a problem and a tragedy.

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=10000103&sid=ap8kI37i_JxA&refer=us

#4 - Posted by: on May 9, 2006 04:46 PM

Yeah, the terrorists are only blowing themselves up, nobody else is dying lololol. We have won!

#5 - Posted by: James on May 9, 2006 06:27 PM

Anonymous Dude... click the freakin' links, would ya?

I mean, I bust my ass making sure that I include contextually explanatory hyperlinks for those who aren't sure why I'm saying what I'm saying, but you don't even bother clicking them before spouting off.

Sometimes I wonder why I even try...

#6 - Posted by: Harvey on May 9, 2006 06:30 PM

We agree. I also wonder why you even try.

I mean, what is your point with the links, or this post?

To show that the suicide bombers are dumb because they killed themselves making bombs?

That the Al-Qaida threat in Iraq is mimimal because these bombmakers blew themselves up? (Of course, one would think that the 17 people killed by a bomb in Iraq yesterday would lead one to hesitate from making that conclusion)

That Kerry should not have called terrorism strikes, like the attack on the Cole, a "nuisance" 2 years ago?

Or to show how pathetic it is that someone safe in his home in the U.S. can make bad jokes about terrorist suicide bombers in Iraq when thousands of U.S. soliders and tens of thousands of Iraqi civilians have died in a war which was intiatated to stop Iraq from using or providing to terrorists WMD which it did not really have?

If the last point was your goal, GOOD JOB!

Maybe with your next post can try tie the death of a recent American solider to Monty Python's dead parakeet bit.

"He is not really dead -- he just lost both of his legs! -- Ha Ha Ha!"

Oh, and don't forget try to find a way to call liberals monkey faces in the post. Hilarious!

#7 - Posted by: on May 10, 2006 01:17 PM

The point was, as you noted, to make fun of terrorist who have sub-par bomb-making skills.

The purpose, however, was to draw attention to two stories at the CENTCOM site - thus the links.

However, I'll admit that the segue was fairly weak. I'll try harder next time.

#8 - Posted by: Harvey on May 10, 2006 02:12 PM

Harvey, You should know it's only okay to make fun of people's tragedies when Liberals say it's okay. Like when Cheney's friend got shot in the face in a hunting accident, it was a real hoot. When Terry Schiavo was murdered, it was lots of laughs joking about the folks who were trying to save her life. Anyone trying to talk someone out of killing their unborn baby is to be ridiculed. Get the picture? You're only allowed to laugh at things when the Democratic talking points say it's okay. I hope this clears things up, and that you'll please be more sensitive to the Liberal agenda in the future.

#9 - Posted by: Son of Bob on May 10, 2006 04:23 PM

Son of Bob:

Note that I said "bad jokes about...."

Also, what I found particularily interesting about the joke was the implication that these terrorists were idiots and that they were becoming less of a problem in Iraq -- on the same day they killed 17 people.

However, if you know of any good Iraqi terrorism jokes, please, feel free to share.

As far as jokes about folks trying to save Terry Schiavo's life, or jokes about abortion clinic protestors, sorry, I haven't seen many.

Can you point out a few?

I have seen several jokes about Cheney's friend getting shot in the face. Some were funny, some were not.

For instance, there is one that has Cheney walking everywhere with a gun in a dumb story about a carnival. (I didn't say it was funny). You can find it at this Liberal website here.

http://www.imao.us/archives/005408.html

#10 - Posted by: on May 10, 2006 06:11 PM
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