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May 10, 2006
A Better Sentence for Moussaoui
(A Precision Guided Humor Assignment) Some folks are upset that terrorist scumbag Zacarias Moussaoui didn't get the death penalty. Personally, I don't think he deserved death. I mean, he didn't actually DO anything, right? As the great philosopher Sideshow Bob once said, "Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?" Me, I think Moussaoui should become America's new symbol of Justice. By which I mean he should be blindfolded, have a sword and scales placed in his outstretched hands, be encased in concrete, and placed in front of the US District Court in Alexandria Virginia. The pigeons will take care of the rest. 6 Responses To "A Better Sentence for Moussaoui"
New Jersey: Umm... Sorry #1 - Posted by: Fred on May 10, 2006 08:44 PMHey, Jersey *already* has more than its fair share of toxic waste, no call for it to get greedy... #2 - Posted by: Harvey on May 10, 2006 08:59 PMYeah, but New Jersey ships its garbage to my fair state of Pennsylvania because they can't handle the load, and I don't want to step out my front door and find Moussaoui staring back from cold, dead concrete eyes. But then again, knowing that a dead terrorist is watching helplessly as average Americans go about being Americans does have a delicious sense of irony to it. #3 - Posted by: SilverBubble on May 10, 2006 11:43 PMHere's how it goes: We take one of our spare nukes. We send it on over to Israel, you know, allies and everything sharing weapons, sweet deal. We include with this shiny missile a letter saying, "To be used first against Iran if needed." What they don't realize is that Mr. Moussaoui is stuck inside the missile's shell with 5 years supply of food and water, so that he'll be around for that "democratic representative" thing. #4 - Posted by: GT on May 11, 2006 12:48 AMSilverBubble, The even greater irony is that Americans will be going about being Americans...and will have forgotten who he even is within the next year. #5 - Posted by: Son of Bob on May 11, 2006 05:00 PMI cannot believe I am saying this because being from Texas and having a soft place in my heart for justice so I absolutely love the death penalty whenever it can be legally applied. However, I actually have to agree on this one. Attempted chemistry doesn't actually warrant the death penalty, Sideshow Bob is right of course. BUT, IF he were to die I would be fine with it. #6 - Posted by: Cary from Houston on May 12, 2006 01:45 PMPost a comment
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