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May 11, 2006
No, Really, It's JUST a Commercial
Posted by Harvey at 09:57 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (13)

[Author's Note: The following is mostly a technical analysis of TV commercial humor and is not specifically a humor piece itself, so read it at your own peril. However, hilarity may ensue in the comments if offended feminists start dropping by.]

Via Right Wing Nation, I found an offended feminist complaining about this Carl's Jr. commercial wherein Dr. 90210 recommends breast augmentation... the punchline being that he's talking to a chicken, and chicken sandwiches are what's being advertised. But yon offended feminist claims that it's not "just a commercial"

It's not "just" anything. It's an ideological piece of propaganda designed to justify two things: the annihilation of chicken's lives and the annihilation of the human female's self esteem.

Gotta disagree.

(continued in extended entry)

Here's what the commercial is designed to do:

Sell chicken sandwiches.

But what the hell does a cosmetic surgeon have to do with food?

Here's the deal - prior to about 1950 or so, advertisements took the direct approach. They told people why a product was good and asked them to buy it. Maybe they threw in a jingle to help folks remember the product's name.

But somewhere in the early 50's, marketing researchers discovered that listing the features and asking for the sale wasn't necessary. Just the jingle. Because people don't choose which products to buy for logical reasons, they buy them for emotional ones, and make up the logical ones afterwards to justify it.

Ultimately resulting in marketers designing ad campaigns that went straight for the emotions.

The way they do this is to spend the bulk of the commercial using sensory stimuli designed to put you into a particular emotional state - usually a positive one - and then telling you what they want you to buy in the hopes that the product will become associated in your mind with the positive state.

Does this mean that every time you pass a Carl's Jr., you'll slam on the brakes and zombie-shuffle into the store to buy a chicken sandwich?

No.

But if you're hungry and you're driving around and you see a Carl's Jr. sign, when you ask yourself "should I stop here?", a quick mental Googling of your inner database will turn up a response of "I've heard of Carl's Jr. and my general feelings toward it are more or less positive".

You may stop at Carl's Jr., you may not. But the commercial upped the odds somewhat.

But why would Carl's Jr. advocate murdering chickens and demeaning women in an attempt to make people feel good?

They. Didn't.

It was a joke. It was funny. Here's why:

In order for something to be funny, it needs both truth and exaggeration. If it's only exaggeration, it's just a lie. If it has only truth, it's a physics textbook. You need both.

However, if you don't have any truth handy, a popularly accepted stereotype will work almost as well, since a stereotype is something that's true for a significant portion - but not all - of a given group of people.

In this case, the stereotype is that women are insecure about their physical appearance, and some will seek to correct that through breast augmentation. The exaggeration is that this would apply to a chicken.

Throw in a pun on the word "breast" and you have humor. Which is designed to make you laugh so that you feel good so that you'll associate Carl's Jr. with that good feeling and stop into one of their restaurants to spend your money which they'll spend on more funny commercials.

Thus completing the Circle of Corporate Life.

The next logical "offended feminist" question is, "But doesn't it say something about the corporation that they chose to joke about women's breasts instead of, say, professional football, like in those nice Creepy-the-King burger commercials?"

Probably not. It's more likely that it's just what came off the top of the ad agency's head that morning.

As a self-described humor writer, I know how the creative process works, and it's something like this: you pick a topic, you free-associate some facts & stereotypes, and when you find one that takes you off on an unexpected tangent, you make a punch line out of it.

In this case, Mr. Ad Man had to make a chicken joke; thought about feathers, beaks, eggs, farms, and roosters before the idea of breasts; then - knowing "sex sells" - connected it to human female breasts, and eventually decided to use breast augmentation surgery as the segue between the two.

A joke was made, people laughed, a commercial was produced, and chicken sandwiches were sold by the ton.

Except to offended feminists, who will never go to Carl's Jr. ever again, on the assinine assumption that Mr. Ad Man's first thought was "How can I demean women today?" and not "How can I make a joke about chicken?"

But that's how it goes with humor. When you use stereotypes instead of truth, the joke will fail for the people to whom the stereotype does not apply. One man's funny is another feminist's annihilation propaganda. So when you write, the best you can do is aim for the bulk of your target audience, ignore the offended, and hope that next time you have to write a joke, the truth or stereotype you base your humor on is more universal.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go assuage my hunger with a Carl's Jr. chicken breast sandwich.

Heh. I said "breast"

*snicker*

Rating: 2.6/5 (6 votes cast)

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13 Responses To "No, Really, It's JUST a Commercial"

If they didn't have something to whine about, those gyno-fascists would have to get real jobs.

(And why do all of those 'feminine hygiene' ads only have women in them? Liberal men need the same products! Stop the gyno-industrial complex!)

#1 - Posted by: Master Shake on May 11, 2006 10:46 AM

A more prominent conservative than me penned the undeniable truth (#24 for the record) that "Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society." It could be reasoned that the whiney fem in question has questions about the adequacy of her own breasts.

My question is, Does Carl's Jr. really want ugly, flat-chested women in their restaurants scaring away customers?

#2 - Posted by: Moneyman on May 11, 2006 11:20 AM

q. How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

a. That's not funny you fascist, male chauvinist, Chimpie Bushitler, non female, anti womyn, pig.

#3 - Posted by: Steverino on May 11, 2006 11:27 AM

Around here, I occasionally see a bumper sticker that says "Feminism is the radical belief that women are people." I always wonder why they leave off the rest of the sentence, which is, "and men aren't."

#4 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on May 11, 2006 11:47 AM

//Thus completing the Circle of Corporate Life.//

LOL!! bravo Harv!

I have a question. I like big fat juicy chicken breasts...does that make me a chauvanist pig even though I'm a chick?? I like big fat juicy hamhocks too...mmm hamhocks

#5 - Posted by: shimauma on May 11, 2006 01:12 PM

Shimauama - not a chauvanist pig, but you are definitely a chicken-murderer and female self-esteem annihilator.

Gonna have to put you in a SERIOUS time out for your thought-crimes.

#6 - Posted by: Harvey on May 11, 2006 01:51 PM

Hey, nice job on this one, Harvey. Both a good analysis and amusing! It shows how dumb some people are when they insist on inferring motives that match their own agendas from other people's statements or actions.

If only there were any Carl's Jr.s around here, I could use a chicken breast about now...

#7 - Posted by: Seth on May 11, 2006 01:52 PM

(with apologies to Jeff Goldstein)

Q. Why did the feminist cross the road?

A. Because the chicken was raping her with his eyes!!!

#8 - Posted by: Veeshir on May 11, 2006 03:03 PM

I say put makeup on the chikens & slaughter the feministas. By makeup, I mean lettuce, pickles, mayo, mustard...

#9 - Posted by: AlanABQ on May 11, 2006 03:43 PM

what really has me at a loss for words is that, in the commercial, the plastic surgeon (who is already famous b/c people watch a show wherein he does plastic surgery, so if you've got a problem, start with that...) says "small breasts are great, but I think in your case, a little augmentation could really raise your self-esteem." (or something to that effect.) How, HOW I ASK YOU, does that imply that women who don't have breast implants should feel bad about themselves?!

#10 - Posted by: Tristan on May 11, 2006 05:59 PM

All this time I thought the message of the commercial was that Carl's Jr injected their chicken breast sandwiches with silicone.

#11 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on May 11, 2006 07:06 PM

//Gonna have to put you in a SERIOUS time out for your thought-crimes.//

Please, just don't tell my Benevolent Overlord Kal El on me; it might warrant a spanking.

ummmm, well on the other hand, maybe I need to be taught a lesson.


#12 - Posted by: shimauma on May 11, 2006 10:07 PM

If men are supposed to be evil, how are we also supposed to be a source of self-esteem. And how is it 'self-esteem' if you can't do it yourself. Like how is it self-help if it comes from someone elses book?

Also, as far as breasts, small and natural is way better than big and fake.

Now, I want a chicken sandwich from Carl's Jr. with jalapenos... *drool*

#13 - Posted by: ChrisA on May 14, 2006 11:34 AM
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