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May 11, 2006
I Wish Someone Was Out to Get You
With the news of NSA keeping phone logs of domestic calls, the moonbats are all paranoid. Seriously, though, calm down guys. You muckadoos shouldn't worry a thing, because no one cares to hear anything you guys say other than other moonbats (and the occasional conservative like me looking for a laugh). If I found out the NSA was spying on you guys, I'd demand an investigation because that would be a huge waste of taxpayer dollars. What you guys should worry about are actual threats... like getting punched in your dumb monkey faces. 11 Responses To "I Wish Someone Was Out to Get You"
Yeah. Like anyone cares about you dimwits! Believe me, if they were spying on common people like you and me, the real secrets that Tom Cruise hides would have been public. But who cares? Obviously no one since his movie MI3 bombed. #1 - Posted by: Phelan on May 11, 2006 11:55 AMDon't kid yourselves...the NSA is listening to moonbats almost exclusively. How would they know whether to buy the new Phish album, or where to pick up the sweetest bongs if they didn't? #2 - Posted by: coleman063 on May 11, 2006 12:08 PMHA! Yet another comedy gem Frank! See, who cares what liberals say. Cause they are liberals! No one does! Funny! #3 - Posted by: Liberals are Monkey Faced! on May 11, 2006 12:28 PMI wonder if I should tell USA Today about this large book that mysteriously appears once a year at my house. It contains phone numbers and addresses of everyone in my city, and has a section where the pages are yellow instead of white with information on city businesses. If USA Today isn't interested, maybe I can get the New York Times to do an expose on this outrageous invasion of privacy. Should I punch them in their monkey faces before or after I offer them the story? My insticts say before and after. And once more if they turn it down. (Frank, are you posting as "Liberals are Monkey Faced!" for fun? No one could be that oblivious and humorless, could they?) #4 - Posted by: Master Shake on May 11, 2006 12:50 PM//and the occasional conservative like me looking for a laugh// But this is what they're afraid of. While libs *do* generally have masochistic tendencies, they can't stand being ridiculed for their deviancy. God forbid, anyone find out what kind of poopeaters they are and make a joke about it. Why do you think they assasinated Sam Kinison? *He* made fun of their necrophiliacs. #5 - Posted by: shimauma on May 11, 2006 12:57 PMI am not sure, things seem to be quieter over at DU recently, do you think some of them may have gone on vacation? #6 - Posted by: Writer on May 11, 2006 01:09 PMI don't see why it's anyone's business what a terrorist in another country is saying to a caller from the US. Perhaps the caller from the US is just trying to talk to them about finding Jesus, or maybe a 12-step program to stop beheading and bombing innocents. #7 - Posted by: Son of Bob on May 11, 2006 02:25 PMWhat is up with the Liberals Are Monkey Faced! nitwit? It showed up out of nowhere, it isn't funny and it isn't really worth ridiculing. That's one sorry excuse for a troll. Veeshir: What is UP with me? I am HIGH on Frank J.'s comedy! And, like you I am sure, want Frank J. to know how much all his fans appreciate his comic brilliance! As far as being a troll -- I am not sure what you mean. Is a troll a type of Frank J. fan? If so, I am the biggest troll in the world! Liberals are Monkey Faced #9 - Posted by: on May 12, 2006 10:11 AMCan we also kick them in their dumb monkey nads? Oh wait, I forgot.... Libs don't have nads, thats why they're liberals. Nevermind.... #10 - Posted by: LokiDoki on May 12, 2006 11:35 AMSee? It's trying humor but it really is just humorless and not very bright. Oh well, at least I can go back and re-read some Limey bits. #11 - Posted by: Veeshir on May 12, 2006 11:37 AMPost a comment
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