You just bring your backward, intolerant, uncivilized Jihadist self over here and I'll Cat Slap you back into the 14th century. Uh huh, that's right!
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Laugh all you want, but you will never get that cat box smell out of your house no matter how many air fresheners you buy.

"Ok...according to the Border Patrol, the Minuteman gringo's are ten miles from here. The coast is clear, vamos!!!"

Nardo is obviously in the NSA and is spying on me through my monitor.

Nardo is obviously a good looking kitty with all his hair...therefore he has to be playing that new White House press secretary Tony Snow ready to pounce on the likes of that girly man David Gregory

Nardo is obviously thinking of punching a liberal in his stupid monkey face.

Nardo: I'm gonna hurl if I hear the expression Stupid Monkey Face again.

Nardo hates the new job as press secretary. Not only are the camera lights way too much for Nardo’s eyes, but having a large number of hostile people in a small room is just not his thing. Their all constantly trying to push charges of corruption and malfeasance when Nardo would just like a little TLC, some food, and a nap.

Carl Rove isn’t happy with Nardo’s timid performance. Before long Nardo is going to be sacked and replaced with someone with fewer white house ties.

There’s nothing worse than a cat trapped in a sack.

Nardo isn't being sneaky, he's just hiding from FrankJ's humor.

“Nardo isn't being sneaky, he's just hiding from FrankJ's humor.”

Maybe he is aware that Frank can’t differentiate between abuse and humor.

Rising from the hoary depths of her undersea lair, Hillary emerges to claim the Democrat presidential nomination.

"Ia! Ia! Hillary ftagn!"

Enough of watching the fiasco known as "American Idol," Nardo settles down and gets ready to watch the fiasco known as "Late Evening News" on ABC.

Real men own dogs. And Son of Bob is right about the litter-box. :) MUAHAHAHAA. What is sad is that Frank's humor will always be muffled in his own home by the smell animal feces. Somewhere some liberal monkey-faced bastard is jumping up and down with glee; while flinging his own feces of course.

I got nothing but I did want to say to coleman...LOLOLLOLOL!! dude, I read that while I was eating a carrot and I now have carrot bits up my nose...good job!

All these feces jokes have been pretty crappy.

"I'm waiting for the dirty gringos sneaking across the border"

El Nardo pawses for a siesta on the Mexican government's Chain-Link Border Fence simulator, which is designed to make prospective ex-catriots more comfortable with their upcoming undocumented incursions into the land of milk and tuna. El Nardo has been briefed in advance regarding the location of Minute Dog activists and other rowdi individuals of concern.

Nardo relaxes and watches as you silly and stupid humans make your insipid little remarks about cats...right now his catackers are at work tracking down your personal IP address using technology lifted directly from the show 24 while you were laughing at Rover over in the corner licking his balls! Soon you will pay...very soon indeed!!!

Lar,

If your cat is giving you a particular allergy, I would recomend you try taking some sudafed. It works for me with my cat and my allergies.

It is unfortuanate that when we have house cats because we live in the city that their cat fur and litter box danger can cause our sinuses to act up.

"Nardo is obviously in the NSA and is spying on me through my monitor."

That's obviously illegal. I'll be writing my congressman to demand an investigation.

Or maybe Nardo is trying to demonstrate how low the president's poll numbers are?