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May 17, 2006
An IMAO educational moment
What is it with Hollywood celebrities and their kids. When they're not dangling them off balconies, they're driving with them in their laps, or giving them fractured skulls. Do you know what the problem is? I don't think anyone has ever told them about proper child care. Here is a special IMAO educational moment. Taking care of your kid!
This is good.The child is placed safely in his seat and he is facing to the rear. It is not the law, but it is recommended. Let's look at some Bad things.. Common mistakes many of us can make without even know it.
Not good. Do you see how the child is unsecured? Most people would hardly notice, thinking that its some sort of trendy emblem. But no, most experts agree that children should not ride on the hood. Let's look at this one.
Go NASCAR!!! But seriously, this is no place for a baby. Especially when it's nap time. In conclusion, children are a precious gift. We should take care of them as best we can. Maybe even take them to the circus.
Oops. Remember, it is highly recommended (although it's not the LAW) that we keep children out of the lions cage. This has been an IMAO educational moment. 11 Responses To "An IMAO educational moment"
I second Laurence's comment: Where is the Erwin pic? Anyway, very funny post Duck. #4 - Posted by: Cary from Houston on May 17, 2006 04:08 PMThat carseat is for babies 30 lbs or heavier, but the child can't be more than 20 lbs. Those MONSTERS put him in the wrong seat! #5 - Posted by: crow on May 17, 2006 04:33 PMWhen allowing children to play with knives, always make sure they hold them properly - by the handle - or else they could get hurt. #6 - Posted by: Son of Bob on May 17, 2006 05:47 PMHey, if velcro is good enough for NASA, slap that baby on the hood and try and go easy on the brakes. #7 - Posted by: DohXs on May 17, 2006 06:25 PMI was riding my motorcycle around the other night and came around a corner in a suburban neighborhood here in the Mound, MN area. I think I have seen everything. A kid, around 4 or 5 years old on roller skates...with a FULL FACE MOTORCYCLE HELMET!!! Argggghhhhh!!! This poor little child will be the one getting the wee kicked out of him in about 10 years in HS for being a weenie!!! #8 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on May 17, 2006 09:12 PMUm, no offense, but Cadet Happy is a way better photoshopper. 8-P #9 - Posted by: SkyeChild on May 17, 2006 10:09 PMSkyeChild, And HOW DARE YOU INSULT.. nah. You're right. Be honest, that last MSPaint is wickedly good, right? It seems like the baby is really in the lions cage, right? Right? #10 - Posted by: RightWingDuck on May 17, 2006 11:15 PMOkay, assuming that we accept the fact that babies and MINIs mix, what's so wrong about that first "bad" picture? Putting a car seat on the passenger seat might damage the leather, and if you think even a baby is fitting in the back seat, I think you're fooling yourself. (Actually, I think there may be anchors for a baby seat back there. I'll have to check that when I get back to my car.) #11 - Posted by: Robin S. on May 18, 2006 10:43 AMPost a comment
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