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May 24, 2006
Bite-Sized Wisdom: Now Extra Chewy
* I hear Vicente Fox is in Utah speaking out against fences on the borders. And then he went in front of a nearby Home Depot and spoke about how great a day laborer he is. He's now making four bucks an hour working on some guy's yard and there is no indication he's going back to Mexico. * So are all the jobs taken in Mexico, or are there jobs that Mexicans won't do which they give to low-paid Guatemalans? * You hear about this Jesse Macbeth character pretending (poorly) to be a Army Ranger and that he killed hundreds of civilians under orders? The moonbats were jumping all over this because they really want to believe our military is wantonly slaughtering civilians in a manner reminiscent of Jenjis Khan. You've seen how excited Murtha got about that ongoing case in Iraq? Little tip to our service men and women: Don't kill Iraqi civilians for sport; that will play right into the left's hands. Or, if you have to slaughter civilians, keep quiet about it. * I think I heard Bush's poll numbers may have gone back into the forties. According to Kos-logic, that would put him in "striking distance" of being the most popular president ever. * I know you wouldn't expect me to take a stance against an obviously corrupt politician in the rival party, but I have to say that William J. Jefferson was wrong to take bribe money. And I am brave to say that. And what's with hiding it in the freezer? What a maroon. You hide it in the crib under the baby... or is that drugs? * One last thing: Taylor Hicks better be the next American Idol or I will have lost my faith in democracy. Soul Patrol! Soul Patrol! Woo! 6 Responses To "Bite-Sized Wisdom: Now Extra Chewy"
"And what's with hiding it in the freezer? What a maroon. You hide it in the crib under the baby... or is that drugs?" Drugs go in the crib, money goes in the trunk with the hooker. After they see the hooker the money doesn't seem like such a big deal. #1 - Posted by: coleman063 on May 24, 2006 10:53 AMI hear Vicente Fox is in Utah speaking out against fences on the borders. And then he went in front of a nearby Home Depot and spoke about how great a day laborer he is. He's now making four bucks an hour working on some guy's yard and there is no indication he's going back to Mexico. And why should he? 1/4 of the Mexican National population is already in the U.S.! Can I hire him for $3.50 an hour to cut my lawn? #2 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on May 24, 2006 11:19 AMYou pay mexicans $3.50/hr for lawn work? I get mine for $1.75. Maybe it's just because we have an excessive supply here. #3 - Posted by: Moneyman on May 24, 2006 11:46 AMAs soon as that Macbeth character said he was in ranger school for 18 months I knew he was full of crap. It's only a 3 month course. RIP is only 3 weeks. #4 - Posted by: Dr. Phat Tony on May 24, 2006 11:50 AMI like it! When can we expect Frank's calendar to come out. You know the one in the tear off the day format (think Far Side with strange cows plotting stuff). The Moonbatterer’s delight. Dis a Bat a Day. Uplifting thought to get through the day with and tick off liberal co-workers. Would pod-casts work here? Or maybe a battery powered base that has strange noises and snappy sayings on it. It would be like … well you know same as “Why do farts smell so bad? Answer: So deaf people can enjoy them too!” only different eh? Vincente Fox, Generalissimo Santa Post a comment
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