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May 30, 2006
Hey, Everybody!
Hope everyone had a great weekend (or a solemn one, if you actually observed the holiday). Anyway, I haven't been following the news for more than four days, so I have some catching up to do. I saw that Senator Reid got free ringside boxing tickets, though. Man, I want free stuff like that. Heh. I can just imagine Reid at those boxing matches, rising to his feet and screaming, "Finish him!" That Reid is a badass; you don't want to mess with him. BTW, since I found out my video software is so easy to use and YouTube.com gives me free hosting, I may do some more flogging (v-blogging, if you must) in the future. I have my ideas (other than more video of Rowdi swimming). What would you guys want to see? 15 Responses To "Hey, Everybody!"
It really should have something to do with punching and dumb monkey faces. Some assembly required. #1 - Posted by: Redneck on May 30, 2006 09:48 AMHow about a video of SarahK doing some practice shooting at a target with Michael Moore's picture on it. #2 - Posted by: Ron Rockstar on May 30, 2006 10:24 AMSomeone should have done some serious Monkey Face punching...but then again...not much fun to punch such a hapless loser... #3 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on May 30, 2006 10:36 AMHow about a video demonstration of a flaming border wall? #4 - Posted by: Pat Rand on May 30, 2006 11:28 AMalot of hippies getting beatne by the cops along with Michael Moore getting punched in his BIG FAT STUPID MONKEY FACE !!! #5 - Posted by: right wing man on May 30, 2006 11:41 AMHappy Dance! #6 - Posted by: SolarWind on May 30, 2006 11:47 AMI vote for all the aforementioned violence. All dumb monkey-face punching is enjoyable. It would be nice to have the technique demonstrated by the great FrankJ. #7 - Posted by: fmragtops on May 30, 2006 12:55 PMThat sounds like a great idea - Frank J should develop a how-to video... "How to Punch a Liberal In Their Dumb Monkey Faces" or "Monkey Faces - They're Not Just For Spitting On" #8 - Posted by: Redneck on May 30, 2006 01:51 PMYou know, I never really did like "v-blogging"... it just sounds so wimpy. Now flogging... that sounds like it could become a great American pasttime! And I also agree that instructional videos are always good material. Always. #9 - Posted by: Savannah on May 30, 2006 02:15 PMAnything but more footage of your stupid pets. We really couldn't care less. #10 - Posted by: on May 30, 2006 02:28 PMCould you show your dog punching dumb liberal monkies in the face? Or a game show! The Newly Punched Game! #11 - Posted by: captamerica on May 30, 2006 02:41 PMHow about a video of you saving your dog from the jaws of a seven foot aligator? #12 - Posted by: Gunga on May 30, 2006 03:57 PMHey, Rowdi can really swim well! If I was drowning , would Rowdi swim out to save me or just bite me? Does being a pistol packin conservative work in my favor? #13 - Posted by: mudshark on May 30, 2006 04:49 PMYou should video yourself reading your hate mail, using lots of expression and funny voices. And costumes. #14 - Posted by: Pupster on May 30, 2006 09:48 PMI'd like to see videos of dogs attacking mimes. Mimes remind me of monkey faced libs cuz they never have anything meaningful to say, are without exception annoying and I wonder how long it would take them to scream when the dogs start mauling them. Everyone loves a good mime mauling. Remember, a mime is a terrible thing to waste. #15 - Posted by: captamerica on May 31, 2006 10:49 AMPost a comment
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