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May 31, 2006
Grudgingly Admitting That the French Aren't Completely Useless
Posted by Harvey at 03:04 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (19)

Driving through Paris at speeds up to 140 mph, blowing red lights, narrowly missing cars, pedestrians, and pigeons.

A 9-minute video thrill ride that I thought you guys might like.

[Hat tip: Snooze Button Dreams]

(Full background story in the extended entry)

On an August morning in 1978, French filmmaker Claude Lelouch mounted a gyro-stabilized camera to the bumper of a Ferrari 275 GTB and had a friend, a professional Formula 1 racer, drive at breakneck speed through the heart of Paris. The film was limited for technical reasons to 10 minutes; the course was from Porte Dauphine, through the Louvre, to the Basilica of Sacre Coeur.

No streets were closed, for Lelouch was unable to obtain a permit.

The driver completed the course in about 9 minutes, reaching nearly 140 MPH in some stretches. The footage reveals him running real red lights, nearly hitting real pedestrians, and driving the wrong way up real one-way streets.

Upon showing the film in public for the first time, Lelouch was arrested. He has never revealed the identity of the driver, and the film went underground until a DVD release a few years ago.

Rating: 2.1/5 (5 votes cast)

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19 Responses To "Grudgingly Admitting That the French Aren't Completely Useless"

Technical question: Can someone tell me (seriously) why video reproduced On the web is of such poor quality? Moral Question: If it's OK to run down pidgeons, is it also OK to run down French pedestrians? Observation: Even though it looked like 5 AM, I bet there were a few Frenchies (pedestrians) who didn't need expresso to wake up that morning!

#1 - Posted by: mudshark on May 31, 2006 03:31 PM

Oh yeah, FIRST!

#2 - Posted by: mudshark on May 31, 2006 03:32 PM

That's an awesome video. Shame the rioting Mugwumps overturned and burned that Ferrari.

#3 - Posted by: Mac on May 31, 2006 03:36 PM

I remember seeing that video a while back, and there was some doubt as to whether the whole back story was true. I don't remember the particulars or where I read it though.

#4 - Posted by: chaika on May 31, 2006 03:53 PM

The title of this post should have been "Grudgingly Admitting That for one brief moment in the late 70's the French Weren't Completely Useless"

#5 - Posted by: Rick on May 31, 2006 04:06 PM

Awesome!!! That boy can flat drive! I particularly liked the total disregard for the red lights! The four wheel drifts where spectacular! Hard to imagine that this guy is really French, however! Wonder how PepeLePue would go about chasing him down?

#6 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on May 31, 2006 04:10 PM

OMFG. I needed some "alone time" after watching that.

Did you see the guy accelerate through red lights? And when that bus was making the turn? Oh, my.....

#7 - Posted by: Chainik Hocker on May 31, 2006 05:47 PM

Oh my.

They should make this an IMAX or wide-screen production. Or use it as a French tourism promo. This video is awesome!

I wonder if this can be done in the 21st century. A challenge, perhaps?

#8 - Posted by: Muslihoon on May 31, 2006 07:50 PM

That was amazing. It reminds me of a promo that Nissan did in 2004 called "The Run". In fact, I think it was modeled on that very footage from '78.

...Just thought I'd share...

#9 - Posted by: AussieCasper on May 31, 2006 08:59 PM

Haven’t you seen the race scene in ‘French Connection’. The French filmmakers saw crazy Gene Hackman racing down the streets of New York chasing after the L-train, and felt their manhood challenged. One of the rare occasions when the French would actually be up to defending their manhood. Of course no one ever let them do anything that stupid ever again. Those times are gone.

#10 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on May 31, 2006 10:25 PM

Dude, the way that Ferrari growled when he downshifted gave me goosebumps.

Muslihoon: You get me a new Ferrari with a camera mounted on it, and I'll do that in my hometown. I ain't going to Paris.

#11 - Posted by: fmragtops on May 31, 2006 11:13 PM

Technical Answer:

Video on the web need not be of poor quality, any more than any digital video need be of poor quality. It's just constrained by bandwidth and download times. I mean, really, would you be willing to devote an hour (or more) to downloading a full-quality DV movie of this thing? Or even just a half an hour [speculative] for DVD-quality?

But really, nowadays our compression standards are much better than they used to be so video quality is improving.

For some really truly great quality, check out the trailers section at Apple's site, and behold the high-def trailers there, but notice the file size and download time. These are huge files, which is exactly why most people don't want to host them on their sites just yet.

Oh, and: H.264 ROCKS!!!!

#12 - Posted by: PSU Dain on May 31, 2006 11:26 PM

It reminds me of the BMW films that I can't find anymore.

#13 - Posted by: ChrisA on May 31, 2006 11:35 PM

AussieCasper,

Although I'm the proud owner of a new Z car, I had NEVER seen "The Run" before. Awsome. I can relate. Thanks for the post. Unfortunately most of my "runs" take place on the 405 at rush hour. sigh. But the ramps are fun. And my left leg is getting pretty buff.

#14 - Posted by: Sandan on May 31, 2006 11:48 PM

Just try driving a heavy transport truck around like that through the crowded streets of Kabul. No good camera footage of the ride though. Just the riot afterwords.

#15 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on June 1, 2006 01:07 AM

Ouch. That's impressive.

Well, for anyone wondering "could it be done today"... I've been around the Champs Elysees 'round 8 o'clock on a July Sunday just two years ago, and they are nearly deserted... ;-)

#16 - Posted by: Francesco Poli on June 1, 2006 07:50 AM

I think it this film is poor quality because its actually from the WW2 era and was actually taken by the first german tank to enter paris. They just sped it up to double time (didn't it actually take the germans about 20 mins to take all of france??) and added some cool sound effects. It would explain the abscense of any frenchmen on the streets. The only ones to put up any resistance at all were the pigeons. Shame on you all for thinking that the french were anything more than uesless.

#17 - Posted by: Doc on June 1, 2006 11:14 AM

no in real the germans need 19min and 59 sec to rule france cause the froggs couldn't get out a white flag earlier

#18 - Posted by: Fert on June 1, 2006 02:07 PM

AussieCasper - The Run is also a good clip, although Nissan notes that theirs was done on a closed course and that effects were added.

#19 - Posted by: Harvey on June 2, 2006 10:37 AM
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