You forgot to mention the fact the world will spin off its axis and collide with the sun, there by proving Algore's global warming theory.

We won't lose a large number of brain cells all at once?

What about the core stopping? Or the magnetic poles flipping?

Well, let's see, I think it may go something like this

Why does Al keep on whining
Why is he such a bore
Don't they know it's the end of the world
'Cause you won't give props to Al Gore

Why do the birds go on singing
Why do the stars glow above
Don't they know it's the end of the world
It ended when Al lost your love

Al wakes up in the morning and he'll wonder
Why everything's the same as it was
He can't understand, no, He can't understand
How election year 2000 became a blunder

Why do the bees keep on swarming
Why do these eyes of mine cry
Don't they know it's because of global warming
It ended when Al says said goodbye

Why does Al's heart go on beating
Why does Al's ass have this boil
Don't they know it's the end of the world
It's ending goes we burn so much oil.

hmmm, what will happen if I don't see his movie...I will save around 9 bucks and about 2 hours (or however long the piece of bleep is) of loud frustrated sighing, tongue tsking & eye rolling.
Why can't the man just go away?!

I will turn into an illegal alien who will tip the scales in favor of global warming due to my bean farts.

Because Laura, the sad fact is this whole festering pile of dismal, stultifying cinema is simply the first step to...

Algore in '08!

(horrified shudder)

If we don't go see Al Gore's movie, BILLIONS WILL DIE in the next 100 years!

Isn’t this where Gorezilla awakes from his long slumber. This time he is really pissed. Last time it was all that Nuclear fallout. This time the polar icecaps have melted.

Starting with Tokyo of course, Gorezilla goes on a terrible rampage through the Asian continent. Of course Gorezilla is a complete idiot and always attacks the wrong continent. What does he know? He doesn’t attend international scientific conferences, he’s a giant rubber lizard.

Of course the rest of the world is totally pissed at the American Hegemon for triggering this catastrophe. Oh, it’s always Americas arrogance against the very forces of nature.

How many times has Gorezilla flattened Tokyo anyway.

Looks like someone's already thought of the Gorezilla bit

Figures:

http://www.bastardpowered.com/al_gore_gorezilla.htm

Looks like someone's already thought of the Gorezilla bit

Figures:

Gorzilla

What will happen? Less money will go into Gore's Google-fattened wallet.

The same thing that happened during the whole time he was VP: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

You'll just display the narrow minded ignorant attitude that makes you the bigoted arseholes you are.
P.S. I don't like Al Gore either.

Amazed Brit:

[covers ears]
blah blah blah I can't hear you.

Amazed Brit,

Your teeth are probably bad, so shut the F up, Limey girl. If you had a clue what the good ol' USA was all about, you blow your Al Qaeda-lovin' hiney up in dismay. When you figure out what I just said, go eat some boiled meat, loser-of-the-Revolutionary-War.

Every website throughout the world will be replaced with this message: "This is al gore. Everyone must go see my movie immediately, or I will shut down the internet entirely. You have seven days to comply. If you want to continue using email, pray that I get an oscar award."

Since Algore invented the internet I'm SURE he included a failsafe backdoor to shut it down in case of an emergency.

Spacemonkey. Respect. We might not agre on stuff but I still got a sense of humour. That was funny.
Bilbo on the other hand has not displayed a similar sense of humour. Just the usual brainless ranting. My teeth are loverly. Loooorvely. Shiney, white. Only one filling. I know what the US is all about. Lived there for five years. Those NY girls sure can party! And they LOVE limeys. Yeah, Al Qaeda, what a bummer eh!?! The rest of the world really hates you idiotic yanks for setting them up, funding them, and supporting them during the Russian occupation of afganistan. You didn't think too far into the future there did you. But then, you're a Yank, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO!
And by the way, if we lost that war, why is the US still under british control. Don't believe me? Check out the flag behind the judge in every court room in your country. That gold braid means it is operating under British maritime law.
Sleep tight girls.

Oh, by the way Bilbo, the boiling meat thing hit me hard. Oh man, I really shouldn't have messed with you should I.

I don't eat boiled meat. I roast it. The French call us 'Le Roast Beefs' as it is what we are famous for. And yes, I like the french. They're cool. Main reason? They stood up to you lot. Unlike the brain dead poodle we have in power.

Now why don't you go ahead and help yourself to some REAL food from the good ol USA. Grab yourself a Twinkie. Mmmmm. It's oh so tasty AND it keeps the chemicals industry going. Wash it down with some sunny D. Deeee-licious. Just don't drink too much, it turns you orange. How about some cheese. Don't go with that french stuff or english stuff that has flavour. Your body may go into spasm. Start unwapping that lovely pack of orange american cheese slices. Already sliced for you too! They think of everything. Can't have you slicing it youself now can we. That would mean physical excercise! How un-American is that fatty. Are you fat. I bet you are aren't you. Ho-Ho's. Get 'em down ya. Taco Bell, we're partying now. And after all those calories better make it a DIET coke yeah? Full of Nutrasweet containing Aspartame, a know brain function inhibitor. Hey, I've sussed it. That's why you guys think the way you do. Large doses of aspartame! Change you beverage and change your life girls. Did you know it was a drug for stomach ulcers. A guy got some on his finger and noticed how sweet it was. Then a criminal got it through to production with NO safety tests at all and made an absolute fortune from it. How do I know he's a criminal? Because his name is all you need. Donald Rumsfeld.

Oh, one last thing before I leave you guys alone which I'm sure you guys will be relieved about.
How did the yanks win the was of independance? You know how, but I'll spell it out. You hid. You used geurilla tactics. And you dressed as civillians. In short, YOU WERE TERRORISTS.

A Dazed Twit,
At least they weren't monkeys.

You're a monkey.

What was I thinking locking intellectual horns with a 'person' like yourself Frank J.
Seriously man, is that the best you can do. The US won the war of Independance with guerilla and terrorist tactics. They did. Wether you like it or not. And posting something like 'at least they weren't monkeys' doesn't change that. Is that honestly the best you can do, because if it is, you LOOSE. Why don't you actually step up for your cause and do something worthwhile. THINK about your side of the argument. Formulate a response. COME ON! Calling me a monkey simply shows you up for the idiot you seem to be. Proove me wrong. Come on. I DARE you.

A Dazed Twit,
All I got out of that last comment was, "Ooh! Ooh! I'm a monkey!"

Ipso facto!

Ya, but the revolutionaries that fought Britain they were our terrorists. That’s totally different. I might also point out what they were fighting for.

You'll just display the narrow minded ignorant attitude that makes you the bigoted arseholes you are.

If we’re so “narrow-minded” and “ignorant”, why are you here? Surely you have something better to do with your time.

How did the yanks win the was of independance? You know how, but I'll spell it out. You hid. You used geurilla tactics. And you dressed as civillians. In short, YOU WERE TERRORISTS.

terrorist, n.

adj : characteristic of someone who employs terrorism (especially as a political weapon); "terrorist activity"; "terrorist state" n : a radical who employs terror as a political weapon; usually organizes with other terrorists in small cells; often uses religion as a cover for terrorist activities

I don’t see anything about guerilla tactics or dressing as civilians (an BTW, they dressed like civilians because they WERE civilians, you dumb, monkey-faced liberal).

Proove me wrong.

Amazed Brit likes to have sex with donkeys. Prove me wrong.

Amazed Brit-

I just knew the boiled meat comment would slam you like Mr. T.

Ha-ha. I got your sense of humor, right here, limey-fag.

A queer like you sure liked New York. I heard you met former Governor Jim McGreevey in a bathroom stall and got his personal autograph.

Boiled meat, bad teeth, repeat posts due to small penis length. Yes, It's Amazed Brit.

mightysamurai (cock reference?) I'm here because I find the idoiocy of you right wing yanks absolutely hiarious. Admitedly the odd nugget of thought pops up, but it's when you lot can't think of anything better to say than, oh I dunno, something like 'amazed brit likes to have sex with donkeys'. And there are posts that say I'M rude. Oh the humanity. But you guys just make me laugh and laugh. So I'll keep coming back. I mean, look at Bilbos last posting. Limey-fag. Love it. I'm not gay, but he doesn't care. It's all he can do. And his obsession with teeth is very odd. Maybe a shrink could help.

To go back to Gore did you know we ALL know he won the 2000 election. We do. There's no debate over here. But the good old US populace just rolled over and took it like it always does. All the proof is there, but people in the US are just too scared to look. Bush stole that election and the only people in the world who don't believe it are americans. Illegal wire taps, we can handle it. Torture, rendition, 'homeland security', 'patriot acts'. You just lie back and take it while the rest of the world looks on Amazed. If you weren't tearing around the world killing everyone we'd just ignore you.

Amazed Brit,

I spoke with your dentist, who really IS obsessed with teeth. He refuses to work on your bad teeth, you limey cross-dresser, cause he says he's not sure where your mouth has been. What girl slut name did you go under in New York for five years? How's that for a slam-dunk, just like Wilt Chamberlain, the original King of B'ball who is not a brit-fag, but is a proud American who, by the way, we Americans beat your butt in the War of Independence from wimpy King George?

Hmmmm. let's see. The Brits paid the Indians to terrorize their former subjects, they gave blankets infected with small pox to the Indians (first use of biological weapons) and they lost all their vast empire due to the fact that they caught the wussy flu from the French. How long did it take for you to whip Argentina? They are very lucky they do not speak German now and they have an apalling lack of oral hygiene. Do not trifle with us lest we taunt you again.

mightysamurai (cock reference?)

Whatever helps you get it up.

Admitedly the odd nugget of thought pops up, but it's when you lot can't think of anything better to say than, oh I dunno, something like 'amazed brit likes to have sex with donkeys'.

Until you prove me wrong, we’re going to assume that you have sex with donkeys.

And there are posts that say I'M rude.

Looks like Amazed Brit can dish it out but he can’t take it.

To go back to Gore did you know we ALL know he won the 2000 election.

If by “we” you mean you and your sock-puppet brigade, and if by “know” you mean “I took a hit of acid and the purple-monkey-dishwasher told me”, then yeah.

There's no debate over here.

Well that makes sense. We know you Europeans have trouble with that whole “free speech” thing.