//666 is the number of airplane flights Al Gore plans to make to promote his new movie which encourages people NOT TO FLY? On airplanes?//

I *KNEW* Al Gore was the antichrist.

I heard something encouraging on a Christian radio station. It said "This is the day that the Lord has made. I will be glad and rejoice in it."

I guess our silly romanized calenders are full of crap.

There HAS to be a pronouncement from "herself" today! It's HER day after all!

I just got an Instalaunch from evil Glenn!!! He found my post Glenn Reynolds of Instapundit.com is the AntiChrist.

Glenn has sent his evil minions to destroy me. Help!

Bill,
Congrat and the 'lanche... the evil 'lanche!

666 is also the number of drops of Peachy Passion (girlie drink) that Patrick Kennedy can consume before running over a barricade.

spacemonkey is a very astute and clever smither-of-words. i particularly like the "number of airplane trips..." factoid. sounds about right!

666 is the number of minutes it takes, after crossing the border, for an iliegal immigrant to become a burden to US taxpayers.

But who will sweep your floors, dig the holes for you pools, and serve you're food?

666 is the number of degreees a wall of fire would need to burn at to secure the border?

But then the economic migrants wouldn't be LET in so they can sweep your floors, dig the holes for you pools, and serve you're food?

666 is the number you get when you add 000 + 111 + 222 + 333? Try it yourself!

You need to get out and party.

666 is EXACTLY what Michael Moore would weigh if he lost EXACTLY 666 pounds?

Oh, your RIGHT, he must be a nasty horrid lying troll if he's FAT! But surely, that would make 99% of america horrid nasty lying trolls. No wait a minute. ALL neocons are slim athletic firm buttocked (come ooon, what more do you guys want. 'HE LIKES FIRM BUTTOCKS, HE LIKES FIRM BUTTOCKS, HE SAID SO, LIMEY FAAAAAG) tanned perfect examples of the human body. I see it on TV everyday.

666 is the number of TONS of harmful global warming causing carbon dioxide gas Al Gore exhales daily? And you thought trees generated oxygen.

Your hatred of Al Gore confuses me....

666 is the number of airplane flights Al Gore plans to make to promote his new movie which encourages people NOT TO FLY? On airplanes?

....because he rolled over and handed Bush the election in 2000 even though all the evidence was there to prove the republicans had rigged it. So if it wasn't for him, you wouldn't have little ol junior dumb-ass in the White house. I think you guys should put him on your christmas card list. (and please desist from the 'shows what a moron that liberal idiot is, what a pussy, he's probably queer' stuff. One party state mascerading as a two party state. They're trying to follow you're lead over hear but unlike you lot, it's taking a bit mor effort on their part due to the fact a lot of people here can see through it)

See you in the morning girls.

AB

AB, Go back and finish school.

I reread your comment AB, I still don't know what you were trying to say. Are you trying to be ironic? Something to the effect of you saying "Liberals are elitist snobs but I don't know when to use your, you and you're. Wooo, I'm oxymoronic."

Is that it?

But who will sweep your floors, dig the holes for you pools, and serve you're food?

Evil right-wing robots.

Your hatred of Al Gore confuses me....

That makes sense, you being so easily confused and all.

....because he rolled over and handed Bush the election in 2000 even though all the evidence was there to prove the republicans had rigged it.

I’m sure someone has said this before but, Amazed Brit, you don’t know sh*t about sh*t.

I think you guys should put him on your christmas card list.

Our Christmas Cards are made from thousand-year-old redwoods.

Spacemonkey

AB, Go back and finish school.

Is that the best you can do. Honestly. Hang on ,just seen your next keyboard thump.

Oooo. The spelling thing. Yet again. Is that the best you can do? Skip the spelling mistakes and respond. Oh hang on. If you could have done that, you would have already. But you didn't. Nuff said. Oh, I agree by the way. Oxy, no, moronic........?

Mightysamurai

There are, in this world, evil right-wing robots. But they're a bit busy in Iraq right now. Looks like you'll have to put up with Pepe and his crew running around after you for a little while longer. Bummer.

That makes sense, you being so easily confused and all.

Absolutely. Thankyou for agreeing with me. Please help. Why do you hate that which handed you everything you now hold dear, dear. (roll out the fag joke)

I’m sure someone has said this before but, Amazed Brit, you don’t know sh*t about sh*t.

I know about Ms Harris, I know about database technologies, I know about chads, I know about how the recount was stopped because of what it would show, I know about the discrepencies in the overseas ballot, I know I can't spell too well and I know I don't care, I know bush lied about the reason for war, I know Blair lied about the reason for war, I know a mojority of people know Bush and Blair lied about the reason for war, I know no WMD were found, I know US troops tortured at Abu Graib, I know who Ms England is (roll out the England joke), I know what rendition is, I know what 'illegal wiretap' means, I know you believe you are in the land of the free but couldn't be more wrong (see homeland security and patriot acts). Would you like me to continue? Because it may surprise you to know I can keep this up all day. (roll out jokes along the lines of 'at least there's SOMETHING you can keep up all day.)

Our Christmas Cards are made from thousand-year-old redwoods.

You mean, you've LEFT SOME ALIVE?

Peace and Shiney Teeth.

AB

Hey, guys, looks like we got another troll du jour. Keep pokin' him with the sticks, he's gettin' whackier and he's still twitching. Not too funny yet, but he's getting there.

Amazed Brit

I see your making an attempt at irony with the stereotypical right wing jokes. Oh, Your trying to fit in with the guy’s now. How, ironical. Now your doing mocking stereotypical parodies of people doing mocking stereotypical parodies about peoples stereotypes, etc. You’ve been caught up in a perpetual non-terminating loop of stupidity. I’m afraid you’re now your own worst enemy.

Keep this up and you’ll be a regular reader.

Oh come on guys, you can do better than that. I got up this morning expecting to see some quality comebacks. Oh well. I'll have to dust off the largest of my sticks to prod you lot with. (roll out fag joke)
I did, however, enjoy the words 'perpetual non-terminating loop of stupidity' as they were situated just above a picture of Bush. Yes yes, I know you were trying to be funny and were directing them at me, but I'm not sure if I've ever heard a better description of old Boy Gearge. Hey, how are you guys coping with the revelations about his marriage and his past. You know, the FAG thing you guys seem so fond of commenting on. What a good solid christian american he is turning out to be.

Amazed Brit... why is it that you're attacking a humour site as though it is a serious blog? Or is it that you've been pushed out of any serious discussion, so the only place you can feel like you're making a difference is by arguing with jokes?

Amazed Brit,

What’s wrong Limey, your hurling invective is getting a bit worn. Two weeks of this stuff and your already slowing down. By the way what happened to all your wank insults. You were a regular Wankenstein when you first came over here. You were spanken the monkey so hard that punching you in your liberal monkey face was superfluous. Avoiding it now, are you. Did you get bitch slapped back there and don’t want to go there anymore.

Now it looks like your trying to ape some of our own brand of sarcasm. Oh, that helps you a lot. Sorry, we already have loads of lame material like that. Sorry, you didn’t get much for your effort. I’ll have to think up some unforgivable bigot jokes for you to feed your preconceptions. Hell, I knew quitting banjo lessons would come back to haunt me. Squeal like a pig for me Limey. You’re my boy now.

AB, What's with all the "Fag" references? You seem to be the only one making any.

Hey, be nice to AB, he's being funny the only way he know's how.

(Not funny haha, the other one)

And now... Amazed Brit with the news!
Boy George... GAY!
Film at 11, scratch that..film availible at Amazed Brit's flat.

AB,

You may think you know a lot of sh!t about America, but we don't care. You're a limey Brit. Why would you care what we do here in AMERICA? Unless, of course, you are a pathetic loser who only pretends to be a limey Brit. Is that it? That has to be it. You are an American who can't stand the fact that Republicans control this country so you pretend to be a snobby British a**hole. You hid in your mind because you are a dying breed in this country. A liberal fag. Does that help? I called you a fag. Do you feel better now?

Can't you do better than that? Is that the best you can do? Can't you do better than that? Is that the best you can do? Can't you do better than that? Is that the best you can do? Can't you do better than that? Is that the best you can do? Can't you do better than that? Is that the best you can do? Can't you do better than that? Is that the best you can do? Can't you do better than that? Is that the best you can do? Can't you do better than that? Is that the best you can do?

Everybody says I am full of wit.