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June 09, 2006
Zarqawi Brand Pig Feed!
Posted by Frank J. at 11:59 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (16)

With the number of terrorists out there already conveniently reduced to kibble, the U.S. government has authorized the sale of a new high quality feed for all your livestock needs.

So, buy it now. It will make your livestock explode with flavor!

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16 Responses To "Zarqawi Brand Pig Feed!"

Beautiful.

#1 - Posted by: Cary from Houston on June 9, 2006 12:10 PM

Won't all that evil make the cows produce evil bovine offspring that will blow up their fellow, more moderate, cows while blaming it on the jooossss?

#2 - Posted by: P.J. on June 9, 2006 12:12 PM

Such insensitvity you silly savage! The pholks at PETA are thertainly going to be calling on you, mister! I might go out and buy a pig just to try this out, although I suspect it would be better as fertilizer for the growth of democracy in Iraq!

#3 - Posted by: captamerica on June 9, 2006 12:13 PM

Ha Ha! Yeah... It would be great if they fed it to pigs! Better yet, you could mix his meat with pig blood and then feed it to his family and tell them its a special kind of ka bob.

MMMM... now I'm hungry for ka bobs.

#4 - Posted by: Jay on June 9, 2006 12:37 PM

He died from a bomb... how ironic. The only thing that would have made it more appropriate is if his head some came off in the process.

#5 - Posted by: Charlie Foxtrot on June 9, 2006 12:50 PM

Vulture Chow!

#6 - Posted by: Pat Rand on June 9, 2006 01:01 PM

Only 150 lbs of meat on him? There must've been about 60-80 lbs of beard on him.

/Portly lil terrorist, he was.

#7 - Posted by: Chris on June 9, 2006 01:10 PM

It's Hog feedin' time! Suuueeee!

#8 - Posted by: LokiDoki on June 9, 2006 02:01 PM

Oh Crap!

Now all the livestock is going to get Mad Zarqawi Disease.

Don’t you folks remember how the mad cow thing got started by feeding sheep scrap to livestock? Some people never learn.

#9 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on June 9, 2006 03:10 PM

I’m not sure why there is so much animosity about the terrorist in Iraq. We have a lot in common with them. They want to be martyrs, and we want them to be martyrs.

UncleJeff

#10 - Posted by: on June 9, 2006 03:15 PM

Dang it! There's just got to be a good bird flu joke in here somewhere!

Give me a minute ....

#11 - Posted by: Skipper on June 9, 2006 03:23 PM

What self-respecting pig would want to eat bits of Muslim?

#12 - Posted by: Master Shake on June 9, 2006 05:56 PM

I don't want to picture pigs eating him when I'm frying up my morning bacon. That would make any pig that eats that completely inedible to us.

#13 - Posted by: ChrisA on June 9, 2006 08:47 PM

UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!

#14 - Posted by: AussieCasper on June 10, 2006 01:28 AM

Beutiful! I couldn't thing of a better way for him to go than this. What makes it even better are the reports that he lived long enough for the soldiers to get there. The last thing he saw on this earth was a U.S. soldier.

I heard on the news Thursday a clip of a news conference in Baghdad. It was in Arabic. At the end the man talking said Al-Zarqawi and the room broke out in applause. Does anyone have that audio? or a video of that?

If so please tell me where to find it or upload it at:

ftp://216.19.216.108/incoming

Thanks

Jim in Phoenix

#15 - Posted by: Jim in Phoenix on June 10, 2006 02:54 AM

Just as long as he died suffering... a lot. Here's how I think they should treat his remains: stuff the severed genitalia from any of his also-dead terrorist associates into every viable orifice, marinate him in the semen from homosexual Jewish men, wrap him in bacon, feed all that to a herd of starved pigs, slaughter said pigs, and the force feed the pork to his family & any Al-Qaeda/Hamas/Al-Jihad/Hezbollah/Islamic loser operatives caught alive. Repeat process to include all Muslim extremists that are apprehended.

Yeah, I know that all sounds kinda extreme, but in light of what nazi-slamists do, that's at least a bit more creative than what they continually do to "allahs' enemies". We could at least care enough to put a little creativity behind it.

Ritualistic decapitation, sissy-ass drive-by's & teenage homocide bombers... really now, how mundane is that? It's like they have no imagination anymore.

#16 - Posted by: AlanABQ on June 12, 2006 05:18 AM
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