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June 12, 2006
Zarqawi's Last Words
Zarqawi lived for 52 minutes after U.S. troops got to him. There are lots of rumors about what his last words are, so here are the... TOP TEN POSSIBLE LAST WORDS OF ABU MUSAB AL-ZARQAWI 10. "So how big was that bomb you dropped on me? I was thinking at least 500 pounds; am I right?" 9. "If you don't do what I think you're going to do with that bacon, I'll give you each three of my virgins." 8. "Aiee! You're standing on my groin!" 7. "To be honest, I never actually finished reading the Koran. How did it end?" 6. "I'll never tell you where the last canister of centox gas is, Jack Bauer!" 5. "Dude! Where' my leg?" 4. "My biggest regret is that I won't get to see Brad Pitt's and Angelina Jolie's child grow up." 3. "I should have listened to my horoscope's warning that 'Big things are coming today.'" 2. "Tell my goat I love her." And the number one possible last words of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi... "Ow. Bombs hurt." 32 Responses To "Zarqawi's Last Words"
great stuff frank "How are my cats? Are they o.k.?" #2 - Posted by: c on June 12, 2006 03:39 PMWhat was Zarqawi's favorite department store? Target. #3 - Posted by: captamerica on June 12, 2006 03:54 PM"Holy Shiite" #4 - Posted by: walter chronickite on June 12, 2006 04:05 PM"Wow, that's going leave a mark" #5 - Posted by: captamerica on June 12, 2006 04:05 PMZARQAWI: Did you find my testicles? Zarqawi hits forehead with palm of his hand, "Boy, I could have had a V-8! #7 - Posted by: captamerica on June 12, 2006 04:14 PMA man is moving rubble to the side digging Zarqawi out of the smoldering heap... ZARQAWI: Are you one of my virgins? Damn, you're ugly. Damn you guys blowed me up good! #11 - Posted by: captamerica on June 12, 2006 04:33 PMSoldier (seeing Zarqawi amidst the rubble): For a minute I thought you were... Abu (hushing soldier, finger to his lips): Luciano Pavarati. I get that all the time. Must be the jowls. The irony is I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket. Ack! Gurgle! Soldier: Dude? #12 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on June 12, 2006 04:39 PM"At least I won't have to read any more posts by Monkey Faced Liberal." #14 - Posted by: on June 12, 2006 04:56 PMI see dead people. #15 - Posted by: Captian Compassion on June 12, 2006 05:07 PMOne pulled pork sammitch. To go! #16 - Posted by: Kelly on June 12, 2006 06:17 PM"Oh, shucks!...Now, I'll never find out what IMAO signifies!" #17 - Posted by: franksalterego on June 12, 2006 07:38 PMZarqawi’s last thoughts. What….Oh that hurts! What happened…Oh….something’s burning man…I can’t hear a damn thing. Maybe the cook forgot to take off his suicide belt again….I warned him about what happened to the last cook….you don’t get 72 virgins for blowing the lamb kebabs all to hell… Speaking of heaven and hell…I see vague figures coming…Oh Allah the merciful is it what I think it is…….My reward… ….wait those are army boots…hugh…virgins with army boots… ..no…wait…. …this isn’t going right…arraaaghhhh…… according to leno, his last words were "i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurence by switching to geico." but that doesnt have any political or liberal-bashing significance so i guess it doesnt count... #19 - Posted by: z on June 12, 2006 08:03 PMActually he didn't say shit, his lungs were crushed by the concussion. I bet that hurt. #20 - Posted by: El Duderino on June 12, 2006 10:21 PMZarqawi: The lights are growing dim Abdul. I know a life of terror has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am. Damn, damn, damn... and to die only 14 days 'til St. Jean Baptiste Day... gurrrglegurrrgle... #22 - Posted by: on June 13, 2006 05:08 AMTell Howard Dean, John Kerry and the rest of the Democrats that our next round of talking points is in a file marked "Goat Recipes" on the network's G drive. #23 - Posted by: DrEvil on June 13, 2006 07:53 AMZarqawi's mother on his passing: "Children, they blow up so fast nowadays!" #25 - Posted by: captamerica on June 13, 2006 08:15 AM"Who will post as 'monkey faced liberal' now!?" #26 - Posted by: shimauma on June 13, 2006 08:53 AMomg haha u r so teh funnay. im so sad that the us have lost the war, but oh my... #27 - Posted by: on June 13, 2006 08:55 AM"Tell MFL that I will never forget those sitz baths in Basra" #28 - Posted by: captamerica on June 13, 2006 10:55 AM...Zarqawi's mother on his passing: "Children, they blow up so fast nowadays!"... LOL!!! Good one, Cap. "omg haha u r so teh funnay. "Whatdaya mean, 'Time for my bacon enema'?" #30 - Posted by: Kent on June 13, 2006 01:58 PMThis just goes to prove the old adage...Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Well,Zarqawi was close. He looked up and did the chicken little routine" the sky is falling,the sky is falling " It was really a couple of 500 pound bombs falling on his head. #31 - Posted by: Wilyone on June 13, 2006 08:56 PMNow I really hope that Mohammed was right and that Jesus was only a prophet. #32 - Posted by: on June 13, 2006 11:30 PMPost a comment
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