I will withhold any critical comment as long as we are permitted to punch liberals in the dumb space monkey faces.

Cool. You'll be like our generation of Douglas Adams with much less Britishness and much, much more shooting bad guys and splodey devices.

Excellent! I'd love to read fiction.

Fiction always seems like somebody made it up.

FrankJ:

I started reading your Sci-Fi story "Superego" and I have to tell you, I was amazed.

It has to be the most self-indulgent, adolescent piece of sci-fi hack-work I have ever read in my entire life.

In fact, it is so bad that it makes Stephen Colbert's satire of self-indulgent adolescent sci-fi hack-work look like good by comparison.

I had no idea how sad and pathetic you are until reading this.

How frustrating it must be for someone with such little ability to have such powerful desires for fame, fortune, and respect.

If you weren't an ignorant wingnut who revels in juvenile violent fantasies, it might be tragic.

However, given that you are an ignorant wingnut who revels in juvenile violent fantasies, it is actually quite amusing.

Good luck in getting published. You will need it.

Peace,

Monkey Faced Liberal

Frank,

Leave it to MFL to poo-poo your efforts, and then fling that poo-poo around the virtual room with all the gusto that only simians seem to possess. Remember, if Mark Twain had listened to his critics, he would have been just one more cranky guy cussing hidden snags in the Mississippi.

Better to write what you love, knowing that if nothing else, it'll piss off all the know-it-alls out there who make it their crusade to crush the dreams of others. Poo flingers are a dime a dozen.

Remember, lots of shooting, lots of hot babes in high heel boots.

Who peed in Monkey Boy's latte?

What’s the deal with MFL these days. Is Frank doing his own trolls now, or has MFL acquired a sense of humor lately. The new MFL is almost unrecognizable from the old one. Maybe the real MFL has been abducted and an imposter has taken his place. Some things up!

MFL, I have to admit I am ashamed to be a fellow liberal after your heinous attack on FrankJ. While he may be a misguided wingnut (weren't we all at some time in our youth) it is shameless to discourage one from putting down pen to paper and releasing one's inner thoughts. Even a vainglorious attempt at creative writing is better than not trying at all. (Well maybe not in Hillary’s case.) Shame on you MFL! (Frank, can you illustrate this book and make sure the space babes have nice, er, double moons? Do aliens wear fishnet stockings? Just a thought Frank.)

And that's the way it is.

I'm going to need a new monitor.

And a helmet.