Yeah. Attitude.

Chickenhead??

it's called the " i know who my baby daddy is!!!"

I think its called "uh, uh, guuurrrllfriend!"

Jeez, I feel like a dirty racist for saying that. The liberal Orwellian comment police (a.k.a. MFL) is gonna 'rrest me!

I think its either called that or "keepin it real." Just make sure that keeping it real doesn't go wrong.

affectionatly its called

"Oprah Neck"

That is similar to what a cobra does when it is "dancing". A black woman in "cobra mode" is watching the objectof her ire for any weakness and an opportunity to strike. Surprisingly, in cobra mode she kills by crushing or pummeling as opposed to poisoning. Go figure.

I don’t know what it’s called, but you better get your jewels out of striking distance.

I call it the "MMM-HM!"

It's called the "Oh no, you didn't!"

It's pronounced, "Di'in't."

Cracka'.

I believe the technical term is the Loquacia Maneuver.

No really i think it's the "You gotta have a J-O-B if you want to be with me"

now i know i'm going to hell

I've only ever heard the motion you're describing as "The Ghetto Neck"....

I've only ever heard the motion you're describing referred to as "The Ghetto Neck"....

[anonymous, obscene, off-topic comment moved to the museum]:
http://museumofstupidcomments.blogspot.com/2006/06/this-guy-wasnt-even-trying.html

Well, apparently that guy's never been to Democratic Underground.

I'm gonna have to second "ghetto neck." It fits.

"This is one of the most fucking pointless and retarded sites they are."

That's not a proper use of the word "they", and now the entire meaning of his sentence is lost on me.

I mean, he could have meant "there", but then he should have said "...one of the most pointless and retarded sites there is.", because he's talking about one site and not the plural sites mentioned in the prepositional phrase "of the most pointless...". So that can't be it...and now the entire meaning of his comment is totally lost on me.

UUUUUUGH!

You know, I should really just avoid being a wise-ass, because I always do something like put the same sentence twice.

Remember kids, editing and revision are your friends.

Tristan

That’s OK, at least you didn’t unleash a buttload of pompus bombast on a friendly. Now that’s embarrassing. I’m still suffering from PTSD.

Oh ya, than there was the time I mistakenly pasted some bullshit from the comment section into the middle of a proposal. Never do paperwork and shoot bull at the same time. I’m glad a caught it. I can just imagine the customers face. What The…??

IMAO and fans: Proud to be retarded.
Estupido cagatorium

Jambo,
What is a typical american? Someone who hates 99% of the american population.
First wasps migrated to north-america because of their religious intolerance. England and The Netherlands were much too liberal for those fundamentalists, now they run the country unaware of the real motive of the jews behind the banking system, show business and the porno industry: to destroy christian civilization.
The Irish migrated because they were starving.
The Scandinavian, Transalpinos and Iberians were always the ones looking for an adventurous and hopefully better life and built most of America.
The Eastern Europeans are mostly jews.
The Africans never wanted to migrate, they were taken by the bastards above as slaves.
Do not mind me and continue with your civil war.

Harvey graduated by being able to chew gum and walk at the same time.
Frank has three books but has not finished colouring the third yet.

To me it one of the most endearing quality of the black female. It states I ain't taking yo sh*t and that's it!

Nothing is true. All is permitted.

Two recent political leaders allegedly had this nefarious habit.

Both came to power after dubious elections, by non-electorial and irregular methods.

Both nations immediately experienced attacks on famous public buildings.

Both blamed an ethnic minority before forensics had any evidence.

Both led "witch-hunts" against the accused minority.

Both suspended civil liberties "temporarily."

Both put the citizenry under surveillance.

Both maintained secret and clandestine governments.

Both launched wars against most of the world.

One had a funny mustache. Can you name the other one?

Robert Anton Wilson

The nefarious habit mentioned in the last comment is cocaine abuse.

As Voltaire (French terrorist)said, "The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity."
By reading this blog and some of the comments I finally had a glimpse of infinity. Most obliged.

classic.

i didn't get it the first time I read it, but upon second review, it's hilarious. (hey, it's earlier in the morning and I came down with something yesterday afternoon)

viva ghana,

go take a bath. you stink.

The Wilson-Bush Letters:
19 Hermes 80 p.s.U.

Your Royal Fraudulency King George II:

I wish to support your efforts to abolish as much as possible of the federal government and transfer its functions to faith-based organizations. I suggest that you should apply this idea especially to the controversial matter of capital punishment.

Let faith-based organizations take over our seasonal rites of human sacrifice; after all, they invented the institution in the first place, and it requires ardent faith to believe in it in the 21st Century. Distribute the boodle evenly to all faiths, so that Roman Catholics can burn offenders at the stake, in accord with their own faith-based system, Protestants can revive the public hanging, Moslems and orthodox Jews can employ stoning to death, Mormons can use bullets, Sikhs can chop off heads again, etc.

The federal funds so spent will not only boost the power of faith-based groups, but will proportionally decrease the influence of research-based groups, who often destroy faith and encourage doubt anyway.Think how much this will aid the drug war alone, along with most of your other programs, and you will see the long-range benefits of this modest proposal.

Hoping that this will meet with your approval, I remain

Your serf and servant,
Robert Anton Wilson

Date: Mon, 19 Feb 2001 12:02:33 -0500 (EST)
From: Autoresponder@WhiteHouse.GOV
Subject: Re: Faith-based Executions
Sender: White.House.Mail.Relay.Autoresponder

The President@Whitehouse.Gov received your electronic mail message.

Thank you.

Harvey, you sure know how to draw the trolls out. How do you do it?

Spacemonkey - The trick is... they're all the same guy, and they just post scripts.

Anyway, I guess this means they hate black women, since they don't know the name of that move.

Porto - go munch a reality bar.

Viva Ghana - Happy to be of service. Very sorry to learn that long-dead french philosophers are terrorizing West Africa. That must be a bitch! We have that problem too, except it's with actual living idiots who think they have the right to kill anyone who disagrees with them. See how much we have in common! As for your quote of Voltaire, I'm not familiar with it. I am familiar with this one: "'Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." Just sayin'.

"Chickenhead??"
-Posted by: annette on June 22, 2006

Hilarious! Yes I know, I am easily amused.

Viva Las Vegas:
So for you Voltaire was religious?
Well at least this is getting funny.

What do these 7,400 things have in common and who cares:
-Interstellar dust
-Goose crap
-Mongoose crap
-Non-goose crap
-Smoked monkey fat
-The diameter of a Persian goat rectum
-Marshmallow Fluff...

Viva Ghana - may I call you G?

G - No, to me, Voltaire is a somewhat irrelevant dead French aristocrat who was known in his time for being a little loose in the caboose...but quite the life of the party. What is he to you?

Viva Las Vegas, may I call you V for Vendetta?
Nothing. It sounded appropriate.

G - No, you may not.

Harvey, I don't know what that shakey-head/finger thing is called. The strange thing is that nobody does it better than Kathy Griffin. You might want to ask her what it's called.

Have you ever been to Ghana?
I have ...
The place is a stinking Turdpile !

I threw away my clothes and my suitcase when I returned.

I think it's where hippy fragrence comes from.

CT Sean

uh... I wipe my own ass!

Porto - Your mommy must be so proud! Pretty soon you'll be able to use the 'big boy' toilet.

Latest Match - Thu, Jun. 22, 2006
World Cup - Germany 2006Final - Frankenstadion
Ghana 2 - 1 United States
22' H Draman 1 - 0
43' 1 - 1 C Dempsey
45' S Appiah (pen) 2 - 1
Game 42

What's that? Hockey or something?

And Ghana may be a turdpile, but at least the women there can do that neck thing.

Yeah, then I lick my fingers. MMM.. I love to eat my own turds.

Harvey... don't make fun of turdpiles... they need socialized medicine and welfare, too...

Viva la republicans!

Vive La BOOOOOSH!

Básicos!

I have emailed Kathy Griffin's fans via her website and will report back in two weeks if there are any responses from Kathy or her fans. I included in my emailed query a link to this post and another to imao.us's homepage, so if imao gets a Kathy-Launch I want credit for it. Because its all about the street cred, man.....

All this time I thought they were just failing field sobriety tests. Every time I try it, it just makes me dizzy, maybe if I don't focus on the finger....

I theenks seniors Portolet and Viva Guano are lovers, dat's what I teenk.

Harvey - Not that I'm pointing fingers, a-hem, but in bass fishing it's generally not considered sportsmanlike to catch the same fish twice. Does same 'rule' apply when fishing for moonbats?

Speedy - if that's the case, it's called "narcissistic monomaniacal onanism" (with delusions of normalcy).

Head Wobble.

My older, dearly departed brother Paul called it the head wobble. So that's what everyone in our family calls it. If we were watching a movie or something where a girl would do that Paul would say "She's really got that Head Wobble goin' don't she?"

Viva - Hey, I'm just chumming the waters. I take no responsibility for what swims up to the boat :-)

Harvey - 50-plus tags on a simple/innocent/benign question shows real tallent. He'll probably have Rove slit my throat for writing this, but you might get your book deal before Frank J does. Possible title: "Fishing for Moonbats - The Argument Against Catch and Release."

Second on "head wobble." When the head wobbling woman subsequently expresses shock at her intended victim's failure to shut the hell up, she may be inclined to follow up with the "head weeble" which is an extension of the neck and head at a backward angle (not unlike the beam of a catapult being cocked) and an accompanying expression of wide-eyed, angry disbelief.

If you fail to heed the head wobble and find yourself in head weeble territory, shut up and stand still. Anything else will inspire an event referred to by experts as "repeated, numbing blows to the face and kidneys."

So...heed the weeble.

For God's sake.

the head movement is called the
(pigeonhead)

Could someone explain to me why one simple question provokes some of the most foul and unpleasant responses I have read on this site.

Porto and Ghana, this is not rocket science. If you don't like the site, go somewhere else. If you want people to take you seriously, you might want to invest in some maturity lessons. BTW not everyone is interested in being your personal punching bag so if you can't be nice, maybe it would be better to ... not be (here).

Wasp I thought your kind didn't make fun of people with disabilities. Hardly politically correct. I thought that was the job of those, hateful, unkind, hypocritical conservatives like me. I would no more refer to someone as retarded than I would use a racial slur. Not because it's politically incorrect but because it's hateful, hurtful, unkind and impolite. And yes before someone points it out, I'm aware that I am a dinosaur.

Thanks for the laughs! Esp comical are the off-topic posts.
I don't know what the head move is called, but I've been working on it myself...for several years. (I know what you're thinking, and you're correct.)
You can also do the head move while rotating your "Stop" hand clockwise. (I avoid finger gestures - people get the wrong msg - guess they expect to be flipped off.) Try it, but don't hurt yourself!

I'm not sure what's it's called sisters do that, but when I see white girls do it, I think it's called "looking like a total retard".

Porto do Graal:
You're absolutely right.
Thank god somebody's still thinking...

why do 'merica people are so...?
Well, not all, i'm sure...

This is one of the most amusing threads i have read in a while. It's just what i needed Monday morning.

Anyway, I think the "Oh no, you didn't!" is the most fitting name. Dunno why, just seems like that is what they are trying to convey when they do it.

The blog crashers above... also funny...

Herringhead - you might be wearing your herringhat a little too tightly. I think it's crushing your herringbrain.

Hey, rain on november, christmas in december. If i had a brain at all i woudn't be waisting time reading crap like this...but u know, everybody needs a place to be stupid.