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June 30, 2006
Friday Catblogging
Since it's Friday, I thought I'd spread the joy of humor-free, apolitical Friday Catblogging to IMAO (aka "I-MEOW"). Sure, some of the IMAO bloggers have cats, but none of them have spent as much time in IMAO Labs working on the balance between blogging and cats... EUREKA! (The litterboxes need changing) Anyway, it's time for Patriotic Piper:  If you're not sure how this absurd scene pertains to IMAO, since IMAO is famous for that "political humor" thing, it doesn't. If you must have some semblance of politics or humor in everything you read here, just assume that Piper is... um... Help me out here. Make your suggestions in the comments how this scene is, in fact, a political allegory. You can find more examples of Friday catblogging by searching a blog search engine such as Technorati for "catblogging." You can also find a roundup of catblogging posts at The Friday Ark, located at The Modulator blog. Then, when the weekend is nearly over, head over to The Carnival of the Cats for more kitty goodness. There's also a Flikr Group called Furry Friday. Add to that Weekend Catblogging at Eatstuff. Anybody I miss? 16 Responses To "Friday Catblogging"
Let me be the FIRST to say that Piper is saying: "y'all gonna burn this flag over my dead body be'yotch" #1 - Posted by: Brian the Adequate on June 30, 2006 10:00 AMPiper looks as if she is protecting the flag from someone who wants to burn it in protest of some "horrible deed" done by the American government. #2 - Posted by: Laura on June 30, 2006 10:01 AMNot wanting to hurt the sensitivities of cat lovers. the cat should not be sitting on the flag. #3 - Posted by: captamerica on June 30, 2006 10:02 AMLet's see... the Piper, the flag... Now all you need is a couple guys with drums and you have the Spirit of 76 painting. Try burning my flag and you will draw back a nub!! #5 - Posted by: on June 30, 2006 10:55 AMIt is a well-established fact that cats only sit on things that are important. (Note to Frank the Aspiring Writer -- this can be used to determine if your golden prose is in fact golden, or ... something else. If a cat won't sit on a page of your story, rewrite. If the cat attempts to "bury" it, delete it from your hard-drive and pretend it never happened.) Plus, cat hairs protect against monsters like bonsai rhinos. That flag will never be molested by any bonsai rhino, and you can take that to the bank! Noble, patriotic Piper! #6 - Posted by: bad cat robot on June 30, 2006 02:11 PMPiper is obviously waiting for a dirty hippy to show up and try to desegrate the flag. Piper will then spring into action and show the hippy why cat's have claws and big front teeth... Good kitty, Piper! #7 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on June 30, 2006 02:14 PM"Not wanting to hurt the sensitivities of cat lovers. the cat should not be sitting on the flag. Fuck the sensitivities of cat lovers and fuck all fucking cats, and fuck faggot ass Friday cat blogging... GET THAT FILTY FUCKING BEAST OFF MY FLAG YOU FUCK!!! #8 - Posted by: MoMinuteMan on June 30, 2006 02:43 PMCue cricket sounds and awkward silence...........now. Awesome idea, Send it to the Chicago Museum of Contemporary Art. People can make their political feelings known by either stepping on the flag, the cat, or both even. Just think, that putting the flag on the floor where people could walk on it was enough to get highest honors. And your art work has a CAT in it. How could they resist. #10 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on June 30, 2006 11:26 PMI'm as patriotic as any other feline so I can live with this since clicking to make larger actually makes a better photo. #11 - Posted by: DohXs on July 1, 2006 04:14 PMIt is just wrong to have anything sitting on our flag. There is definite flag etiquette! Anything that can lick its own ass is not worthy to be even near our flag! Get a fricking grip! #12 - Posted by: Phobos on July 1, 2006 11:53 PMI concur Dafoe. Look at that orifice. No mulch! #13 - Posted by: on July 2, 2006 12:12 PMOk, I'm calling my senator. I'm with MoMinuteMan on this one. #15 - Posted by: on July 4, 2006 11:46 PMLaurence Simon, what an awesome post and photo, man! Are you French? Take your fucking cat off the flag dipshit. Your attempt at creating an "allegory" is simply insulting. And take those veggie kebabs off the grill and eat a steak, you pussy. #16 - Posted by: Molon Labe on July 5, 2006 02:29 AMPost a comment
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