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July 05, 2006
You and Your Diary Are Next, Anne Frank!
This website is now number five for a Google search of "Frank." Soon, I'll be the most popular Frank in all the internets, and the world will be mine! 19 Responses To "You and Your Diary Are Next, Anne Frank!"
Hah! No, -I- am first! #1 - Posted by: Infidel Castrol on July 5, 2006 01:00 PMOh, ok... Congratulations... (with Capital-ist Letters) #2 - Posted by: Infidel Castrol on July 5, 2006 01:02 PMgood job frank. we need to get a crack team (because those seem to be the best type) of people to wipe anne frank from the memory of all and every text book and internet source. that might help. #3 - Posted by: Garrett on July 5, 2006 01:05 PMFrank, can I be frank? Wait a minute, I am Frank. Are you hiding from the Nazis? I don't think so. Are you keeping a diary. I don't think so. The nazis are so way scarier than the liberals. Gosh, you have it so easy, oh my god! It's just not fair, boo hoo hoo! #4 - Posted by: Ann Frank on July 5, 2006 01:20 PMI thought the meek were going to inherit the earth Frank. I hope this whole meek thing with Jesus doesn't mess up your plans. Good luck, I think you know we are all pulling for you. To hell with the meek anway, someone will just take the earth back from them when they inherit it anyway. They're the meek for god' sake. #5 - Posted by: captamerica on July 5, 2006 01:23 PMGreat job Frank! But do realize you are on now on top of Barney Frank!!?? Ewwww! Make sure you wash your hands! #6 - Posted by: captamerica on July 5, 2006 02:35 PMHey, I didn't recognize any of those other franks. Who the hell are they, and what are they doing ahead of The One True Frank? #7 - Posted by: fmragtops on July 5, 2006 02:44 PMThe only way you're going to get ahead of me in the phone book is to kill me. Mwah-ha-ha-ha! Hey! These cans have all sprung leaks! #8 - Posted by: Frank B on July 5, 2006 04:07 PMCan we see your profit sheets too? Oh, Frank doesn’t need an accountant yet. No Profits to speak of. And you call yourself a capitalist! Huh… Unimpressed… Frank B Is that you Barney. #10 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on July 5, 2006 04:50 PMI just tried that link you posted and you were number 13, not 5. #11 - Posted by: Cotillion on July 5, 2006 04:52 PMAnd the first link on Google is one about drugs. How about that... #12 - Posted by: Wandering Gunslinger on July 5, 2006 06:33 PMAnd the first link on Google is one about drugs. How about that... #13 - Posted by: Wandering Gunslinger on July 5, 2006 06:34 PMNeo - No, it's me, Navin R. (Gunga) Johnson. #14 - Posted by: Frank B on July 5, 2006 07:40 PMYou don't seem to understand, Frank... Anne Frank is dead... so that makes this not "Mortal Kombat" but IMmortal Kombat. Are you immortal? 'cause, of the people you've got to beat, two are verifiably dead. I'm not really sure you can beat a dead person. Unless you die? Or... get bitten by a vampire? But then you can't go out during the day. Or you could try getting bitten by a supernatural bug of some sort, which would give you powers to defeat death! ...which would mean you could bring BACK the dead, to kill them again! I see the plan now. Sorry to question your greatness. #15 - Posted by: Savannah on July 5, 2006 10:07 PMI just searched and i see IMAO at No. 4 ahead of Anne Frank. are we accelerating? #16 - Posted by: Marko on July 6, 2006 05:35 AMI just googled "images" and got a picture of Frank Sinatra beating Frank J senseless with Anne Frank's corpse. Google is evil. #17 - Posted by: Gunga R. Johnson on July 6, 2006 07:54 AMMarko, I got google desktop installed and maybe it weights my results on the internet with whats in my cache (or something like that) yeah i ticked an option that was something like that #19 - Posted by: Marko on July 9, 2006 05:17 AMPost a comment
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