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July 12, 2006
Where's My Sign?
Posted by Harvey at 09:14 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (18)

It's always struck me as markedly unfair that smelly hippies have a peace sign, yet fans of mindless violence like myself have no war sign.

Unless we DO have one and no one told me. I've missed a few of the meetings.

Any suggestions for a good war sign?

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18 Responses To "Where's My Sign?"

How about an upside-down peace sign?

#1 - Posted by: Frostwulf on July 12, 2006 09:29 AM

crossed k-bar's surrounded by barbed wire would be cool.

#2 - Posted by: hwy93 on July 12, 2006 09:32 AM

What's wrong with a middle finger? That's what it's for.

#3 - Posted by: Chainik Hocker on July 12, 2006 09:44 AM

You just overlooked it. Ask Frank, it's the EG&A of the USMC. Now that I think about it, it is probably more of a peace sign since it has a tendency to end fighting shortly after it shows up.

#4 - Posted by: LenS on July 12, 2006 09:50 AM

How about a hippy's head on a spear? Or a soldier standing on a hippy's head, which happens to be on a spear? Or maybe something less gruesome like a hippy's head on several spears, but all the blood will be changed to green?

#5 - Posted by: Algo2 on July 12, 2006 09:51 AM

We have heraldry. The whole point of which is to show off how cool you are in the middle of battle.

For example...

Middle age pesant farmer bowman: Forsooth, younder knight hath like twenty le flours on hith crest. Prey tell what doth that mean?

Other farmer bowman:
He hath smote many followers of the mad monk Kosputan. Surely he hath much virtue.

#6 - Posted by: the Brain on July 12, 2006 09:51 AM

Come on, this is easy

The war symbol should be

the NUKE THE MOON logo!!!!

#7 - Posted by: martin on July 12, 2006 10:41 AM

What about the finger the Holy emperor is always showing when getting prepared for an interview?

#8 - Posted by: cry wolf on July 12, 2006 10:47 AM

I don't know about the Nuke the Moon logo, but it should definitely include a mushroom cloud.

I personally wear my "Give War a Chance" pin.

#9 - Posted by: Veeshir on July 12, 2006 11:57 AM

I second the Nuke the Moon logo. I'm wearing my NTM shirt right now at work. And my boss has already left so I unbuttoned my dress shier like superman to trveal the NTM logo.
It is cool, it has an explosion.


EJL

#10 - Posted by: Evanl on July 12, 2006 12:32 PM

damn typos

#11 - Posted by: EJL on July 12, 2006 12:33 PM

I've always just assumed that such things as bathing and not living in San Francisco were signs that somebody was pro-war.

#12 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on July 12, 2006 01:17 PM

Whatever sign you choose, make sure it's NEON!!

#13 - Posted by: shimauma on July 12, 2006 05:24 PM

Keep it simple.

Three fingers up, making a "W" for War.

It's also versatile. You can quickly fold down the third finger to make time with a hippy chick, if you like that sort of thing and have all your shots, or fold down two fingers to salute the Code Pink crowd marching by.

#14 - Posted by: Adjoran on July 12, 2006 05:32 PM

(I think Frank means something you can do with your fingers, not a real symbol)

I'm partial to the Heavy Metal horns.

#15 - Posted by: Francesco Poli on July 12, 2006 06:45 PM

To LenS Semper Fi to the EG&A

#16 - Posted by: Dobby the house Elf on July 12, 2006 09:07 PM

I'm gonna have to go with the middle finger. Three fingers might get you shot for flashing gang signs. Of course we chikenhawks do tend to pack heat, so it might be a moot point.

#17 - Posted by: DesertElephant on July 12, 2006 09:12 PM

“You can quickly fold down the third finger to make time with a hippy chick”

I hope that’s a freshly minted hippy chick you want to “make time” with. Age, neglect, drugs, poor hygiene, screeching advocacy, and sheer mindless stupidity all quickly take a toll for hippy chicks.

#18 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on July 13, 2006 01:09 AM
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